Testicle Squeezing In Street Fight Causes Man's Death

  • metta

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    May 01, 2012 6:52 PM GMT

    Testicle Squeezing In Street Fight Causes Man's Death

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/woman-squeezed-mans-testicles-kills-parking-china_n_1457487.html
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    May 01, 2012 7:09 PM GMT
    not sure which is worse: dying because you allowed a woman to squeeze your testicles so tightly or because of a scooter parking space
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    May 01, 2012 7:26 PM GMT
    Cause of death was exactly what o_O?
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    May 01, 2012 9:23 PM GMT
    "An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported."

    Scooter rage in China
    Powerful revenge is wrought
    Man dies emasculated
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    May 01, 2012 9:28 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidCause of death was exactly what o_O?


    I assume him hitting his head on the pavement.

    Whether the testical squeezing actually caused unconsciousness or something to do with the other two angry men at the scene I'm not so sure...
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    May 01, 2012 9:28 PM GMT
    This just in: most Chinese news is either pure bullshit or highly exaggerated, especially if a sensational slant can be put on it.
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    May 01, 2012 9:36 PM GMT
    intensity69 said"An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported."

    Scooter rage in China
    Powerful revenge is wrought
    Man dies emasculated


    THIS HAIKU IS A SYLLABIC TRAVESTY
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    May 01, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    intensity69 said"An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported."

    Scooter rage in China
    Powerful revenge is wrought
    Man dies emasculated


    THIS HAIKU IS A SYLLABIC TRAVESTY


    LOL, it's been a long time. I miscounted syllables. icon_razz.gif
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    May 01, 2012 9:40 PM GMT
    Thus saith the LORD:

    Deuteronomy 23:1

    “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
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    May 01, 2012 9:41 PM GMT
    I always thought CBT was hot. Now I know better.
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    May 01, 2012 9:44 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger saidThus saith the LORD:

    Deuteronomy 23:1

    “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
    Does this mean the LORD is gay and a size queen?
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    May 01, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
    Mmm. could be.

    Ya never know with those Mesopotamian storm/mountain gods.
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    May 01, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
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    I am not reading that.
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    May 01, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    teamzissou saidI always thought CBT was hot. Now I know better.


    CBT =/= testicular annihilation.

    The diff is to leave something behind to enjoy later.
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    May 01, 2012 9:51 PM GMT
    That's just wrong. I hope the woman is in jail.
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    May 02, 2012 6:17 AM GMT
    The weirdest thing I've seen this year.
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    May 02, 2012 7:47 AM GMT
    AlphaTrigger saidMmm. could be.

    Ya never know with those Mesopotamian storm/mountain gods.


    and THAT causes me to break into song


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    May 02, 2012 7:49 AM GMT
    May 25th at Jacob's Pavilion in Cleveland.

    Fuck yeah I'll be there.