sex horror stories/worst sex experience ever?!?!

  • joarky123

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    Jul 19, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
    Thought it'd be fun to hear horror stories. (relatively new to the site, so haven't found/don't know of a similar post)

    Have you ever had to ::GASP!!:: stop having sex because something was so wrong with your partner that you instantly lost your libido? Or have any other sex horror stories to share?

    I'll start.

    Few years back, was partying at a bar in Cairns, NSW,Australia when I hit it off with this local chick. She was hot. we were drunk. next thing you know, we're going at it in my hostel room (with 3 terrified swedes pretending to sleep in the bunks next to us). We're making out, and it's time to start undressing.

    Being a guy, i'm fully naked in 0.4 seconds flat. SHe takes a bit longer. we work off her top and bra and her skirt. making out all the while. When it finally comes time to take down her skivvies, i put her on her back and pull it off, to you know, go down on her. As i do so, turns out the skank had a distended clitoris due to an infection she got from a piercing!! It was disgusting and it looked like there was a vienna sausage protruding from her labia!!

    Even in my drunken stupor i realized that something was 'amiss' and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!" guaranteeing that any of those swedes still around were sleeping no more. Needless to say, she got embarassed and tried to cover up. told her to get the hell out and pushed her out of the room with only her panties on. Was so drunk and pissed, i passed out on the floor and awoke the next day to my travel mates getting on my ass for rockin' up with her. i mean...if i wanted to play with some cock that nite i would have gone and found myself one.

    haha. ::bows his head in shame:: yeah....

    your turn.
  • ShawnTX

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    Jul 19, 2008 11:18 PM GMT
    Um yeah...I really, really, REALLY didn't need that visual.

    ICK!!!icon_eek.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jul 19, 2008 11:24 PM GMT
    One time my bf and I were playing with honey. I drizzled honey on his cock and licked it off. I started sucking him, still tasting some of the honey, and when I deep throated him the honey on the head of his dick hit the back of my throat. It burned and irritated it, I started coughing and couldn't catch my breath. I was crying and hacking.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jul 20, 2008 12:13 AM GMT
    Not really horror, but years ago:

    At my brother's High School Graduation Dance, I was one of the Dedicated Drivers for the night (and bought the alcohol for my Brother and his friends).
    I returned to my car and put something into the trunk. The back window was steamed up.
    My brother's best friend comes stumbling out of my car, pulling up his pants and yelling "Hello". I'm going like "Sorry Johnny, didn't mean to interrupt". I left it at that.

    About 15 years later, talking to one of my neighbours. I found out that she was Johnny's date that night.
    Talk about a look of Horror.
    Boy did she turn red, and we had a good laugh.
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    Jul 20, 2008 12:39 AM GMT
    lol @ distended clitoris. bwahahahahah.
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    Jul 20, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
    I can't think of any sex horror stories, but one time I was cumming, and the guy's hand was clamped down so hard on my cock that the cum couldn't come out. I screamed at him to let go, and a little bit of blood came out with the cum. Must have burst a tiny blood vessel.
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    Jul 20, 2008 10:54 AM GMT
    I think I shared this before --when I was giving a weekly BJ to this hot Lebanese waiter when his break coincided with my evening 'power walk' on my day off. Though he didn't really speak English well, he also spoke French (prolly thinking I'd understand some of it), so it was mostly body language and eye contact we managed to get each other off (boy, that was hot).
    I did not have any problem with him even if we just do it in the dark fire exit stairs behind the lifts since he comes in less than 5 minutes --typical Arab! ha ha! (NO apologies to PhxAriz08, Moudi and onmyway! LOL)
    One time as I was to go for my walk, he caught me and motioned me to come back in 1 hour --that-- I would understand in Arabic. So I cut my walk 15 minutes early so I can freshen up at home and be on time to meet him. He was already at our "spot". And of course, I was looking forward to it.
    Now his dick tasted funny --a bit bitter (tasted like soap sud), which I didn't mind. Until I could no longer feel a sensation on my lips and tongue!!! I stopped and told him "not good" which he nodded and took out a small brown tube of Eros.
    Ugh, the sharmut actually applied a "delaying" cream on his dick to prolong the BJ session!!! I found it really funny but I tried not to laugh 'cos his face looked so sweet and innocent --and he might feel embarassingly ridiculed --he was just 19, I think?!! So I acted out that my tummy ached and I just jerked him off --for another 5 minutes!!! We still hooked up on our "spot" after that, sans Mr. Eros, but it wasn't long when I moved to a different flat, several blocks away. And I just did not see him anymore.
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    Jul 22, 2008 2:04 PM GMT
    I had two sex nightmares,I was raped by an ogre, and not a nice one like Shrek either, and a trusted friend became abusive, while I was tied up.

    The Ogre was all my fault, poor judgement. I met the guy on-line and went to his house in a town close to mine. I went to the address given and the lights were off, as if no one was home. It was a cold night and I decided to knock on the door, that was a big mistake.
    A guy answered the door and I only saw him in the streetlight's glow. He was bald and the top of my head came up to the middle of his chest. He was also very heavy. He just grabbed me like a rag doll and my feet never met the floor, he stripped me and carried me into his bedroom and threw me on the bed and then flipped me over and layed on top of me. He weighed so much I couldn't breath and passed out. The last thing I remember was him playing with my ass. He also drooled, a lot like a dog. When he kissed me his saliva just ran into my mouth. I got away and luckily my pants and shoes were by his door. I put them on and left my shirt and coat in his house, I wasn't going back for them.
    The abusive friend was just that, a friend, but when he got drunk, he was a mean drunk. He had me all tied up and it looked like fun. Then he went to crush his cigarette out on my nipple, I thought he was just role playing, until he did it. Then he proceeded to fist me without lube, until the blood ran and then after that he fucked me bareback and passed out. I worked the ropes loose and contemplated hurting him. I just left him laying in my blood.

    Some guys just can't be trusted, but it's often difficult to know just who they are. Not all gay men are good men.



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    Jul 22, 2008 3:09 PM GMT
    John43620 saidNot all gay men are good men.

    Apparently. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 22, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
    John, I hope you filed a police report. Did you talk to your "friend" after that incident?
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    Jul 22, 2008 4:01 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidOne time my bf and I were playing with honey. I drizzled honey on his cock and licked it off. I started sucking him, still tasting some of the honey, and when I deep throated him the honey on the head of his dick hit the back of my throat. It burned and irritated it, I started coughing and couldn't catch my breath. I was crying and hacking.


    Let's just say me an an ex. after a night eating at a New Orlean's style restauraunt (hot spices included), got naked and started "getting to know each other"... my ex ate the spicest/HOTTEST item on the menu that included crawfish (hence he ate with his hands)...

    as hands and fingers roamed, with in minutes, let's just say my lower region, front and back was LIT-UP like the 4th of July!!! icon_eek.gif
  • silverfox

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    Jul 22, 2008 4:03 PM GMT
    Years ago my girlfriend had her period at the exact moment I penetrated her.


    I have never gotten over that....
    obviously.
  • Tyinstl

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    Jul 22, 2008 6:16 PM GMT
    Eww, girls!

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  • vindog

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    Jul 23, 2008 6:29 PM GMT
    ZiMpLuS said
    Now his dick tasted funny --a bit bitter (tasted like soap sud), which I didn't mind. Until I could no longer feel a sensation on my lips and tongue!!! I stopped and told him "not good" which he nodded and took out a small brown tube of Eros.
    Ugh, the sharmut actually applied a "delaying" cream on his dick to prolong the BJ session!!!


    that reminds me of the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where he puts a desensitizing condom on backwards and his wife's vag goes numb.....


    amazing
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    Jul 30, 2008 11:24 AM GMT
    I hooked up with a guy one time. we'd met for coffee and talked a long time and he seemed really nice. I invited him home and eventually we started making out.
    so what happens is: I'm sucking his dick for a bit and I suddenly learned what else turned him on... he starts pissing in my mouth as I'm blowing him eww! not a nice surprise...that prompted the end of our date and I never saw him again.

    knowing that urine is sterile was but a small comfort LOL.
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    Jul 30, 2008 2:43 PM GMT
    That story is disgusting judoguy.

    I have a bit of a humourous story from a friend.

    He was dating this guy who was "in touch with his feminine side" so to speak. Anyways they were having sex one night, and my friend's bf was having trouble climaxing (prostate issues) even though he was quite young. Finally the big moment arrived, and he said in this really girly voice "Oh Mr. Paul you made me all cumsy-wumsy!" My friend immediately lost his hard-on.
  • konfuzed

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    Jul 30, 2008 3:13 PM GMT
    Damn Surreal, that'd kill my ability to sleep with that guy ever again.

    I think my worst experience was the first bj I got from a guy. In school, realizing oh damn I think I like guys, and I had to be nicely tipsy or drunk to get over the inhibition.

    So what do I do? Meet up with one of the geekiest guys on campus who gives me a BJ.

    Complete with braces.

    I was able to get off just fine, hell I'm male, but was numb and anxious enough to ignore the visceral effects at the time.

    I couldn't jack off for over a week after, which itself was hell on earth.
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    Jul 30, 2008 3:48 PM GMT
    Oh, there are many.

    One night, I met this guy at a porno store. We start talking. Next thing I know, I am sucking his dick. He talking nasty, and I am feeling it. And then he punches me in the head. I instantly stop, and go home. He was like, what did I do?

    Another night, me and one of my best friends were hanging out at in backroom of a club. I meet this really cute guy, and we start fooling around. So I stick my hand down his pants. He sticks his hand down my pants. And then, I start playing with his butt making my way to his hole. This m.f. shits on my hand. My best friend yells out, "Did somebody fart?" I push the guy who shitted on my hand, and run to the bathroom. It was the worse.

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    Aug 01, 2008 6:51 AM GMT
    These sound more like comedies! icon_lol.gif

    Though experiencing them first-hand must be pretty traumatic...icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 01, 2008 1:54 PM GMT
    I heard of a horrific tale, so horrible I shouldn't say. I know a guy who slept with a GIRL. That is just wrong. Think of the little children.
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    Aug 02, 2008 10:50 AM GMT
    This happened in my early 20's - After picking up a guy in a cruisy park after way too many beverages one evening, I had his pants down and had worked a finger up his but while blowing him.

    I heard him mumble something about needing to lube my fingers and he let out a great groan. I was thinking I was doing a great job, but instead he was actually pushing out a shit. My hand was completely covered.

    Being rather intoxicated my only response was to vomit all over his groin. This seemed to turn him on more.

    I ran as fast as I could and washed my hands in a pond.
  • helium

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    Aug 02, 2008 12:59 PM GMT
    Mine isn't as bad as some of yours. I went to a hotel and hooked up with a CG post of a guy. When I get to the room, I see the guy and he didn't look like his pics. The pics showed he was toned, hot, and young. When I got there, he was old, fat, and bald. I got out of there before anything happened.
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    Jan 25, 2013 10:50 AM GMT
    As told by me in a similar thread:

    I was 19 and dating "the love of my life" in Southern California and we loved to often trip to the Joshua Tree desert and smoke pot and drink beer and listen to Led Zep and Art Bell on the radio. He was into space and new age stuff. We star gazed and "our song" was Coldplays Yellow.I was young and crazy and did things that i most likely wouldn't do now.

    It was 4th of July weekend and Joshua Tree was packed. We hiked all day and then camped and drank and smoked ourselves out at night. We had a medium size tent about 100 feet away from people ... a family of 6 or 7 people who were friendly. So to have sex we waited until we thought they were sleep.

    We're in the tent and he's eating me out.. i'm crouched/squating above him and i accidentally fart in his mouth.

    He blows it out and is like "geez that is nasty man." but continues munching away.

    I thought it was just funny as hell.. and so i thought it would be novel to fart in his mouth again one more time as an encore. Instead of farting ..a thin pressurized power stream of beered up dark liquified poo squirted out directly into his mouth. I am drunk and high and thus i thought it was the funniest "shit" ever. He leap up and tossed me off him... and i laughed my ass of.. he vomited all over the tent ...and then cursed to me to all out hell..."are you insane." and with a boyish gleam i was like "yeah." and then i hightailed it out of there and ran naked out into desert and he followed me.. shirtless and then got caught up on me and sat on me andfarted and it was just the craziest thing ever.. and although he was pissed he was laughing. He forgave me.. and i tell this story often and link it to the first one.. because i think it was karma.

    and it was a bitch.

    The family looked at us strange the next day and moved further away... and didn't invite us to dinner like they said they would. haha.
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    Jul 27, 2015 1:41 AM GMT
    This happened almost a couple of years ago. It was a few months after I came out and hooking up was still new to me. I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a bottom and I got a response. The guy said to come over, so I did. When I got there, he kept saying that he would shine a light to let me know what house he was in. It was pitch black so it should have been easy to see, but it took me awhile to see it and the guy stopped texting me back. I decided to go home and as I'm on my way back he decided to text me again, so I went back and I finally found his place. With all that trouble, I should have taken it as a sign to go home, but I didn't do that.

    His place was the weirdest, cluttered mess and he was dressed in a bra and panties with a scarf tied on his head, and on top of that he was high out of his mind. Anyway, I put a condom on and he tries to sit on my dick, but it won't fit in his hole. After that, he just got on top of me and rubbed his dick against mine until he came (he had an enormous huge pink dick which was nice, so it was a shame he was such a mess).

    After that, he put on some man clothes and he lets me know that he's this huge white supremacist who is still angry at his ex-girlfriend because she left him for a black man and all this crazy stuff. I was afraid to move and he sensed it, because he kept making these jokes about taking my clothes from me. Then he got afraid that I was going to tell people he knows that he had a gay encounter and threatened to make me carry a kilo of heroin home with me as insurance that I wouldn't tell on him, which was crazy since I was a stranger and didn't even know who he hung out with. Finally, he let me out of there and I got home safely. Unsurprisingly, that made me be more careful about who I meet up with icon_eek.gif