What is it...OH MY BALLS: a cronology of a nightmare

  • Shark100

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    May 03, 2012 8:06 AM GMT
    What is it… OH MY BALLS: chronology of a nightmare
    It was the 24 of Dec 2010, I went to the toilet and have a pee as normal, for some reason I decided to do something I used to do when I was a teenager and stopped doing it for a while….nope I’m not talking about masturbation, I still do it and never have stopped doing it lol!!, what I’m saying is to play with my testicles, for some reason is something I enjoy, especially when I see them so perfectly shaped (God is great). But then something made me change the pleasure I had into panic. There was this peanut size lump in my left testicle…it was there since who knows and I did not know it. At that time I got so distressed that I did not know what to do, finally 2 days after I decided to go to the doctor.
    26 Dec: Doc told me to pull down my pants and undies, I always had some struggles by doing that, even when I knew doctors are not going to do anything (figuratively speaking). Sometimes I feel how my exposed cock is getting hard, so I had to think about something less exciting. Anyway, doctor asked me to show him where this lump was, and then I took my balls and showed to him, he was quiet relaxed, on the other hand I was terrified. He ordered some test including STI which I told him, why is that and he said: “well all sexually active person is at risk of getting a disease, even with a single sexual partner”. I said I am not sexually active and he said: “really” (I still can hear his sarcastic voice). After all I had to accept to get the urine test and he also ordered an ultrasound in order to discard it was cancer. Now things got worse…I my mind I knew by fact I have no STI’s, definitely is cancer. (Personal diagnostic).
    29 Dec: “This guy is ready to die”, As part of the protocol, I took my balls to the appointment, I trimmed them so they might look a bit better for the bad news, at least they will not look like they belong to an already dead man.
    When I went into the room I was asked to take my pants and undies and lie on the bed covering my genitals with a towel. I was starting to enjoy showing my cock to doctors, so I was not that concerned, until this lady came into the room!!!!, she was the person who was going to explore my balls and manipulate them. I started sweating as she pulled the towel towards my bellybutton with a high level of experience, my cock just flipped over and my balls were ready to be rubbed with gel, its funny how it feels, cold and as a reflex my testicles just shrank looking probably like a 10 yo boy lol!! (perfectly trimmed btw). As she started moving the scanner her face turned red and I was just trying to look to the wall, can’t even see her lol!, anyway she started taking images and finally after the longest 15 minutes of my life she finished and asked me to get dressed. Once again the waiting period, it was killing me, desperation and anxiety, incapable to tell anyone about this.

    2 Jan: Well I am still alive and ready to go to the doctor, results arrived and now it is time to face the truth. Doc got the papers and said: “everything is ok”…I said: “you kidding” and he explained to me that what I got is called: a Spermatocele, which is the accumulation of semen in the epididymis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatocele) and it is NOT cancer *sigh*. On the other hand, the doctor told me I had not only one but two (one on each of my balls), which make me kind of superman by having 4 nuts (jokes) actually the other is really small and btw those two lumps does not increase dramatically the size of my package (clarification note for those who thought about it).
    I wanted to share this short long story, because as men sometimes we do not pay the attention to our body and health deserve, therefore, it is important to keep an eye of any change, anything out of normal that eventually can become a nightmare. Even when it is embarrassing to go and show to the GP our equipment, there is no other way we can make sure everything is fine. So keep playing with your balls, keep it in mind and have a nice day!!!
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    May 03, 2012 3:58 PM GMT
    All that just to tell us you got blue balls??? icon_eek.gif

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    May 03, 2012 6:32 PM GMT
    I Xperienced the same thing.. Xcept it wasn't in the testicals it was around my artery? (if that's the correct word), it was located in my nek area.. it's called branchiogenic cyst
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    May 03, 2012 6:39 PM GMT
    I had the problem, but with much less severity. If I remember correctly, the condition was treated with antibiotics. That was eight years ago with no recurrence.
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    May 03, 2012 6:42 PM GMT
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    glad everything turned out ok...
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    May 03, 2012 7:01 PM GMT
    I try to have someone check me for lumps on my testicles as often as possible. It usually ends up being really fun.
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    May 03, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    This thread makes me wanna jack off (again) to make sure I don't get blue balls. icon_lol.gif
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    May 03, 2012 8:23 PM GMT
    Great story and happy ending! Man, you are very funny! Have you ever thought of writing a comic monologue?
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    May 03, 2012 8:34 PM GMT
    Mine was exactly like this...

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    It was exact 10years ago in april
    God, I remember the embarrasment wearing a scarf when it was like 20°C



  • TAG06

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    May 03, 2012 8:38 PM GMT
  • Shark100

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    May 04, 2012 10:17 AM GMT
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    glad everything turned out ok...
    Thanks mate!!!
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    May 04, 2012 10:20 AM GMT
    madridtop saidGreat story and happy ending! Man, you are very funny! Have you ever thought of writing a comic monologue?
    Cheers mate, but I am not that good writing, maybe I write better in espanol mate!!!, thanks anyway, lo tendre en mente para el futuro!!!
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    May 04, 2012 10:25 AM GMT
    TAG06 said
    mate that was funny, that is what friends do...check other's testicles ;P