Found this gem over on Jezebel today, couldn't stop laughing for a good minute or so

Warning: Makes fun of Willardo Mittletee Rommington the III, do not read if you're easily offended especially about the current state of the GOP.



When I want to find out what Mittens' opinion is on any given topic, I consult the Magic Romney Ball (calm down Pearl-clutchers, we ain't talking about scrotally-intimate Romney balls).

"What's your position on the Lilly Ledbetter Act?"
ASK AGAIN LATER

"What would you have done regarding taking out Osama Bin Laden?
CANNOT PREDICT NOW

"Do you support a woman's right to choose?"
SIGNS POINT TO YES

"So, you support abortion?"
MY SOURCES SAY NO

"Just a woman's 'choice' to be a stay-at-home mom then?"
IT IS DECIDEDLY SO

"Would you be willing to hire a woman (who isn't your wife) who could better speak to the experiences of the majority of women in this country?"
DON'T COUNT ON IT

"How would you fix the economy?"
REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN

It's amazingly accurate, much like a horoscope.