OMG!! Sex was.....

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    May 04, 2012 4:09 PM GMT
    AWESOME last night.

    I met this guy at the Jazz Fest yesterday and we hit it off. One thing led to another and I went home with him that night. It was wild muscle sex and man, he lavished his tongue on my ass for almost an hour!! He was fucking awesome!

    He just called and said he wanted my ass later on today.

    Got any hot stories you want to share?
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    May 04, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
    JPtheBITCH saidI haven't had sex in so long I don't think I actually remember how it goes.


    It's like riding a bike... without a seat.
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    May 04, 2012 5:14 PM GMT
    endo said
    JPtheBITCH saidI haven't had sex in so long I don't think I actually remember how it goes.


    It's like riding a bike... without a seat.
    OK that conjured an image. And just before lunch no less. icon_eek.gif
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    May 04, 2012 5:17 PM GMT
    bigeasydude saidAWESOME last night.

    I met this guy at the Jazz Fest yesterday and we hit it off. One thing led to another and I went home with him that night. It was wild muscle sex and man, he lavished his tongue on my ass for almost an hour!! He was fucking awesome!

    He just called and said he wanted my ass later on today.

    Got any hot stories you want to share?



    Thanks for sharing...
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    May 04, 2012 5:19 PM GMT
    What? Nobody's screamed "PICS, b.e.d., OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" yet?

    C'mon y'all, get on the ball here!

    Now I finally know when the RJ cynics are out eating lunch! icon_razz.gif
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    May 04, 2012 5:22 PM GMT
    I assume he was visiting NOLA for Jazz Fest? Out-of-towner sex is usually very good. They are on vacation, enjoying themselves free of the inhibitions and strictures of their lives back home. Enjoy!.
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    May 04, 2012 5:27 PM GMT
    dayumm saidWhat? Nobody's screamed "PICS, b.e.d., OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" yet?

    C'mon y'all, get on the ball here!

    Now I finally know when the RJ cynics are out eating lunch! icon_razz.gif


    I think he must be new to forums. Sounds like he had the tossed, and I borrowed my response to "what is your favorite summer salad" thread. icon_twisted.gif

    ok ok I will share the recipe for tossed salad-summer or winter!
    Start by placing the guy on his stomach face down. Slowly undress him. Shoes first, then slip off socks one at a time. If your into feet or you know he is, pay close attention to his soles and toes. Lay on top of him and wrestle his shirt off then massage his scalp and rub his shoulders, Reach around both his hips and undo his pants now slide his pants and underwear off-can be slow or fast and rough. You will know which. Then get naked asap. Now that he is naked climb on top of him-start kissing his neck and biting his ears-turn his head and kiss him-slow at first and more intense if you are hard that is a good thing because he noticed!! Then proceed to kissing his neck and back licking and nibbling under his arms. put his hands above his head and hold his wrists down hard-work your hands all over his bod as you kiss it. Next keep kissing down his back keep going down his spine till u get above his butt- then stop because he might expect you to go right for it, but a surprise about getting rimmed can be awesome. Next flip your self around so you are opposite him with you legs over his shoulders and your dick and balls at on his butt. Massage his legs kiss them and especially behind the ankles and behind the knees. Bite and kiss his thighs and his butt cheeks as you move your body back around so you head is between his knees. Climb back up on his back and kis you way down his spine biting and gettin rougher. By now you should be having you hands and fingers go accross his hole. You can also make sure it is to a level of clean you want. I like em really clean. Even if right from the gym as long as they showered first before. Now spead his legs apart and start licking and kissing/sucking his balls-work your way to his hole tap it with your finger- him moaning at any of this point is a really good sign if not you suck in bed. Reach under and pull his dick toward your mouth suck his dick and lick his balls the go higher and higher till you get to his hole. Lick it north to south at first spread his cheeks with your hands lick him from dick to balls then get in there more an lick him deeper- go at his hole like you would kiss his mouth- use your tongue to fuck his hole some guys like when you spit on their holes-most do-some don't admit it. By now they should be grunting and moaning make sure you lick it many ways east west north south finger it a little too. Pull him up on all fours now you can really get at him. Rim away!! If your good his legs might be shaking. Nesxt drop your head between his legs and have him sit on your face-UNLESS he is too heavy for you!! Hahaha now spin around and he will return the favor by giving you head like he's dying and what's inside your dick holds the antidote!! He will probably return the favor. I don't need tit for tat. After this I want a little head then FUCK. Now add your own ingredients and have at it. 69 is great now.
    If you have never been rimmed or rimmed someone you are missing out on a lot of pleasure in bed. Make sure you know them well because you can get certain std's from rimming Hep C stay clear of anal warts etc- sorry to add this buzz kill, but better safe than sorry. And no you can't and shouldn't do it with everybody. NOW GO GET EM MEN. no grammar or spell check I worked 12-3am. Night gonna wake my guy up with the above.
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    May 04, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    Good for you bigeasydude. Nothing like great sex.....I'm jealous!
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    May 04, 2012 5:30 PM GMT
    ^^

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    May 04, 2012 5:30 PM GMT
    ^^^

    Um, do you mind if I clean myself up first?

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    May 04, 2012 5:31 PM GMT
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    May 04, 2012 5:36 PM GMT
    endo said
    JPtheBITCH saidI haven't had sex in so long I don't think I actually remember how it goes.


    It's like riding a bike... without a seat.


    This... is fucking hilarious.
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    May 04, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    yay this thread has caek!
  • LJay

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    May 04, 2012 7:03 PM GMT
    Cake and sex is good.

    Do you like them at the same time?
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    May 04, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    Cake on my ass would be good. C'mon everybody, help yourself!
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    May 04, 2012 7:17 PM GMT
    wait I thought that sex is a type of cake?
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    May 04, 2012 7:19 PM GMT
    JPtheBITCH said
    endo said
    JPtheBITCH saidI haven't had sex in so long I don't think I actually remember how it goes.


    It's like riding a bike... without a seat.

    That's cute. And curiously apt.
    I'm embarrassed to reveal exactly how long it's been.


    I'm not embarrassed...I just don't remember because it has been so long.....haha...

    I'm actually pretty comfortable with the thought that I will probably not ever do it again.
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    May 04, 2012 7:30 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan saidI assume he was visiting NOLA for Jazz Fest? Out-of-towner sex is usually very good. They are on vacation, enjoying themselves free of the inhibitions and strictures of their lives back home. Enjoy!.


    This is especially the case for me... I'm even more of a freak when I'm visiting another city.
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    May 04, 2012 7:30 PM GMT
    metta8 saidI'm actually pretty comfortable with the thought that I will probably not ever do it again.


    WHAT!!!!!! That is so sad. Sex is the raison d'etre.
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    May 04, 2012 7:31 PM GMT
    bigeasydude saidCake on my ass would be good. C'mon everybody, help yourself!


    Tempting. Very tempting.



















    But the carbs would be a killer for my intermittent fasting.














    Unless it was a cheat day. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 04, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    metta8 saidI'm actually pretty comfortable with the thought that I will probably not ever do it again.


    WHAT!!!!!! That is so sad. Sex is the raison d'etre.


    I agree. Makes me sad to hear someone smart and cute saying that. Unless that's what he wants.... icon_cry.gificon_cry.gif
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    May 04, 2012 7:54 PM GMT
    onaquest saidthe-lonely-island-just-had-sex.jpg


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    May 04, 2012 7:56 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger said
    bigeasydude saidCake on my ass would be good. C'mon everybody, help yourself!


    Tempting. Very tempting.

    But the carbs would be a killer for my intermittent fasting.

    Unless it was a cheat day. icon_twisted.gif



    For the record, I would reschedule my cheat day for cake and ass... icon_razz.gif

    (But today is already my scheduled cheat day...)
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    May 04, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    I remember when I had my first beer icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Hothouse

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    May 04, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    Just for the record, I can only imagine how much I'd enjoy feasting on Bigeasydude's hot ass. Love to eat ass.