Him: "Be my sugar daddy."

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    May 05, 2012 7:59 PM GMT
    Me: "Take a number. I'm booked up."

    Damn I'm so mean to the twinks sometimes. icon_lol.gif
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    May 05, 2012 8:27 PM GMT
    They're worse than women..
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    May 05, 2012 8:36 PM GMT
    Roku saidThey're worse than women..
    Not all of them. Most twinks are nice. But some...well...not so much. icon_lol.gif
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    May 05, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
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    May 05, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidMe: "Take a number. I'm booked up."

    Damn I'm so mean to the twinks sometimes. icon_lol.gif

    One should always be mean to presumptuous twinks. Those of us who have worked hard to be successful and have a few things in life don't need to subsidize kids. When they leave their parents' nest they shouldn't expect to land in ours, rent free. Let them build their own nest, like we all did.
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    May 05, 2012 9:25 PM GMT
    I just hand them a W4 form and a pair of work gloves. icon_twisted.gif
    I never hear from them again!
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    May 05, 2012 9:27 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidI just hand them a W4 form and a pair of work gloves. icon_twisted.gif
    I never hear from them again!
    Good idea! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 05, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
    But daddy!!....icon_cry.gif
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    May 05, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    ry77 saidBut daddy!!....icon_cry.gif
    You're too old to be a twink. You can buy your own drinks now. icon_razz.gif
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    May 05, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    I got asked to be a sugar daddy...I'm 25. And I don't like younger guys. Bastards!
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    May 05, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif
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    May 05, 2012 10:00 PM GMT
    For the record, most older guys are easy because theyre desperate to get with younger guys.. so that twink has probably experienced that in older men and thought you would be the same
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    May 05, 2012 10:01 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif


    Sell cocaine
    Profit
    ????
    Buy Bentley
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    May 05, 2012 10:01 PM GMT
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif


    Sell cocaine
    Profit
    ???? Be a sugar daddy
    Buy Bentley
    Fixed.
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    May 05, 2012 10:04 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif


    Sell cocaine
    Profit
    ???? Be a sugar daddy
    Buy Bentley
    Fixed.


    Don't forget the Bentley car sex.
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    May 05, 2012 10:41 PM GMT
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif


    Sell cocaine
    Profit
    ???? Be a sugar daddy
    Buy Bentley
    Fixed.


    Don't forget the Bentley car sex.
    What if the muffler is too hot and burns my dick?
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    May 05, 2012 10:51 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    ry77 saidBut daddy!!....icon_cry.gif
    You're too old to be a twink. You can buy your own drinks now. icon_razz.gif

    Dammit!! I gotta shave my stubble a little closer! icon_mad.gif
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    May 05, 2012 10:54 PM GMT
    ry77 said
    paulflexes said
    ry77 saidBut daddy!!....icon_cry.gif
    You're too old to be a twink. You can buy your own drinks now. icon_razz.gif

    Dammit!! I gotta shave my stubble a little closer! icon_mad.gif
    At first, I read that as "stubbie" and LOL'd. icon_lol.gif
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    May 05, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
    yuck, it's a huge turn off when a guy can't support himself and has no intention of changing.
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    May 05, 2012 11:02 PM GMT
    Don't you need to be bringing home at least a six-figure salary to even qualify the 'sugar' part of 'daddy'?
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    May 05, 2012 11:03 PM GMT
    MK_Ultra saidFor the record, most older guys are easy because theyre desperate to get with younger guys.. so that twink has probably experienced that in older men and thought you would be the same
    If that were true, more older guys would turn Catholic when they're no longer able to pick up young guys in the bars. icon_wink.gif
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    May 05, 2012 11:03 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidDon't you need to be bringing home at least a six-figure salary to even qualify the 'sugar' part of 'daddy'?
    No, you just have to find a REALLY broke twink who's happy with the dollar menu. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 05, 2012 11:05 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif


    Sell cocaine
    Profit
    ???? Be a sugar daddy
    Buy Bentley
    Fixed.


    Don't forget the Bentley car sex.
    What if the muffler is too hot and burns my dick?


    Fuck through the painicon_cool.gif
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    May 05, 2012 11:11 PM GMT
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    jack228 said
    paulflexes said
    mizzouguy10 saidMaybe I'm woefully sheltered, but are sugar daddies real??
    Yes, very real.

    But nowadays the younger generation seems to be making more money than the sugar daddies, so I'd rather have a sugar boy who'll buy ME a new Bentley. icon_cool.gif


    Sell cocaine
    Profit
    ???? Be a sugar daddy
    Buy Bentley
    Fixed.


    Don't forget the Bentley car sex.
    What if the muffler is too hot and burns my dick?


    Fuck through the painicon_cool.gif
    I'm uncertain of how to do that. Could you send an instructional video please?
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    May 05, 2012 11:13 PM GMT
    MK_Ultra saidFor the record, most older guys are easy because theyre desperate to get with younger guys.. so that twink has probably experienced that in older men and thought you would be the same


    Okay, wait...icon_lol.gif...alright, so...shiiiiiitt....icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    Sorry, so sorry. Where was I? Right, okay, older guyheeee heee..icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    Oh, shit. Wait...wait, gotta catch my breath thaaahahahaha!!!!!!! Oh my God! Ha ha ahahahahaha! Oh my God. You're killing me here.

    I'll get back to you.