What do you do when the person knocking at your doors are Mormons asking you to change religions??

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    May 07, 2012 11:32 PM GMT
    So I've had the wonderful opportunity of having many of these encounters, I slowly realized that these encounters were getting boring and never changing. I played nice, they did a prayer, then went on their merry way. I finally decided to have fun with one of the couples that came to my door playing the "Boy Next Door" card when I answered the door. I was lucky, I was in the backyard doing some gardening so I was shirtless, a little dirty and super sweaty so thats why i automatically leaned into that role. I took the word elder and changed it so many times when we talked, "Sexy Chris, Daddy Chris, Bangin Chris. Twink Alex. Doable Alex. My Alex." They asked me why I was thankful for and I said big dicks and bigger butts. The two guys actually prayed to God with me for bigger dicks and bigger butts in the world. When they left I ended up giving them hugs patting both their butts and then they still went on their merry way with me behind yelling, "You know where I live, visit anytime boys~" They were surprisingly good sports about it.

    What about you RealJocks? What have you done to the Mormons when they come a-knocking?
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    May 07, 2012 11:36 PM GMT
    I don't there are many Mormons where I live but they scare me though lol. Anyway, if they did I'd hear them out I don't want to be rude or disrespectful. But if they start to annoy me and are doing it on purpose, I'd probably break out into a song from Book of Mormon.
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    May 08, 2012 1:22 AM GMT
    MarkRoger saidI don't there are many Mormons where I live but they scare me though lol. Anyway, if they did I'd hear them out I don't want to be rude or disrespectful. But if they start to annoy me and are doing it on purpose, I'd probably break out into a song from Book of Mormon.


    There are actually a few, they never had any religious conversations with me though
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    May 16, 2012 12:28 AM GMT
    They are clearly told to vacate the premises and never return unless they want trouble.