Zombie nightmares

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    Jul 22, 2008 5:35 AM GMT
    No, I'm not talking about ex-boyfriends but my recent nightmares about zombies. I wish I hadn't seen 28 Weeks Later and I Am Legend cos I have recurrent dreams about zombies who keep trying to bite my neck. They're everywhere.

    Last night I woke up convinced a zombie was in my flat. Eeeeek! I'm scared.
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    Jul 22, 2008 5:39 AM GMT
    Keep a baseball bat and/or chainsaw next to your bed.

    Just in case.
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    Jul 22, 2008 5:47 AM GMT
    I wish it was vampires - I could throw some garlic bread their way.
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    Jul 22, 2008 6:17 AM GMT
    Keep doors and accessible windows locked while sleeping.
    Most zombies are going to be slow and awkward. Just keep moving, looking around, only knocking them out of the way when absolutely necessary. (You want to avoid hoards.)
    Don't make a lot of noise.
    Blunt objects work best (small axe, hammer, bat). Guns are bad weapons b/c of noise, lack of ammo, bad aim
    Find reinforced clothing, police riot gear, steel-toed boots, carpenter gloves.
    Smell like death. Smear the rot of the undead on clothes.
    Eat first before you do.
    Always have multiple escape plans.
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    Jul 22, 2008 6:20 AM GMT
    Keep a flamethrower under the pillow.Photobucket
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    Jul 22, 2008 6:29 AM GMT
    Actually, I'm watching "I am Legend" right now. In the beginning, Will Smith's lifestyle seems remarkably similar to my own. I thought the zombies were some sort of allegory for gay.com
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    Jul 22, 2008 6:35 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidActually, I'm watching "I am Legend" right now. In the beginning, Will Smith's lifestyle seems remarkably similar to my own. I thought the zombies were some sort of allegory for gay.com


    LOL, "Trolls" chasing you from dusk til dawn. Have to be elusive and cover your trail. They're relentless. If you give in they will consume you. An apt metaphor indeed.
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    Jul 22, 2008 6:45 AM GMT


    SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!!!

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    Jul 22, 2008 9:46 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidActually, I'm watching "I am Legend" right now. In the beginning, Will Smith's lifestyle seems remarkably similar to my own. I thought the zombies were some sort of allegory for gay.com


    Ha ha ha this is awesome!
    I never saw it that way icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 22, 2008 11:35 AM GMT
    Yeah, don't you hate it when zombies crash your parties unexpectedly? And then you don't have anything to offer them to eat.

    Man, I'm hungry all of the sudden....

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    Jul 22, 2008 12:01 PM GMT
    Always make sure you're in a defensible location. First floor apartments with lots of windows are bad news. Keep large cutting implements, like swords or machetes, close by. Guns and chainsaws are great for extremely short term defense, but blades never run out of bullets. Always go for the head shot. Keep lots of canned goods and bottled water handy. Help isn't coming.
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    Jul 22, 2008 4:45 PM GMT
    The thing about these new-fangled zombies is that they are really quick and I hate running. Plus, they're vicious and snarl. I don't wanna go to bed this evening.
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    Jul 22, 2008 4:49 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidI don't wanna go to bed this evening.


    I recommend making a fort out of the cushions of your couch. Fortify the walls of your fort with pillows and barbed wire. You should be safe to sleep there until dawn.
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    Jul 22, 2008 4:53 PM GMT
    Put the Weed away!
  • auryn

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    Jul 22, 2008 4:56 PM GMT
    Invite a lot of guys over so they can protect you. They can all take turns watching you as you sleep.
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    Jul 22, 2008 4:59 PM GMT
    Auryn saidInvite a lot of guys over so they can protect you. They can all take turns watching you as you sleep.


    I'd rather go with the zombies. THAT'S CREEPY!
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    Jul 22, 2008 5:03 PM GMT
    RBY71 saidKeep a flamethrower under the pillow.Photobucket


    Shit, I'd be afraid I'd burn myself knowing my clumsy ass!!!
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    Jul 22, 2008 5:04 PM GMT
    To control them you need some AMAZING 80's choreography

    "cause this is THRILLER... thriller night..."
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    Jul 22, 2008 5:06 PM GMT
    StripperRocco saidTo control them you need some AMAZING 80's choreography

    "cause this is THRILLER... thriller night..."


    LMAO
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
    In the book "I am Legend" by Richard Matheson, he was besieged by vampires, not zombies.

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    Jul 23, 2008 6:37 PM GMT
    John43620 saidIn the book "I am Legend" by Richard Matheson, he was besieged by vampires, not zombies.



    Zombies hate America and want to kill us. Our commander in chief has done an excellent job defending us from the zombies. Democrats want zombies to come into our homes and eat our brains. This is why Democrats hate America as well.
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    Jul 23, 2008 11:40 PM GMT
    XruggerATX, well since you brought it up, Zombie attacks have been non-existent since President Bush took office. Senator McCain will continue to protect us, Senator Obama wouldn't know what to do about it.
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    Jul 23, 2008 11:47 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidLast night I woke up convinced a zombie was in my flat. Eeeeek! I'm scared.
    Are you sure you didn't give your keys to any circuit druggie types? I sometimes confuse the two. No offense to the zombies intended icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 23, 2008 11:52 PM GMT
    John43620 saidXruggerATX, well since you brought it up, Zombie attacks have been non-existent since President Bush took office. Senator McCain will continue to protect us, Senator Obama wouldn't know what to do about it.


    Guess I'm finally speaking your language.

    P.S.: Bush might very well be Head Zombie.

    ...but this is all for another thread I suppose.
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    Jul 23, 2008 11:56 PM GMT
    Here you go, found some on ebay. you can seriously get anything on there

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