Whats his Deep Dark Secret?

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    May 15, 2012 8:41 AM GMT
    Lets say the guy above you has an unbelievable secret..and only you know it.. what is it? What would you imagine the guy above you is hiding?

    Aim for Epic.. and have fun.

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    May 15, 2012 9:14 AM GMT
    I'll give it a go..

    When he feels depressed he'd talk someone into suicide to make himself feel better..
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    May 15, 2012 9:20 AM GMT
    He ran over a puppy and just sped off before.

    YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!!!

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  • Erakhalnum

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    May 15, 2012 9:54 AM GMT
    he blames things he has done on guys above him

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    May 15, 2012 12:14 PM GMT
    He only reads the newspapers because he finds the world's disasters hilarious
  • HndsmKansan

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    May 15, 2012 12:20 PM GMT
    He privately stalks 3 people....one a woman

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    May 15, 2012 12:27 PM GMT
    He's secretly a gigolo for women. -- they pay better.
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    May 15, 2012 12:40 PM GMT
    Offline, he's a Catholic bishop.
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    May 15, 2012 12:56 PM GMT
    He haves a complete family. Wife, 2 sons, a dog. And s double life. gay men.... icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 15, 2012 3:20 PM GMT
    He took up yoga with the hopes that one day he could auto-fellate.
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    May 15, 2012 3:29 PM GMT
    He's hung 10 inches and uses it to text while driving.
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    May 15, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    He's planting small amounts of mercury in his arch enemys' food aswell as lining their pillow with trace amounts everyday so that they'l die a slow painful mysterious death...
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    May 15, 2012 3:54 PM GMT
    He chops down trees, He wears high heels,
    Suspendies and a bra.
    He wish he'd been a girlie
    Just like his dear mama.
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    May 15, 2012 4:15 PM GMT
    SlickCalifornia saidHe took up yoga with the hopes that one day he could auto-fellate.


    LOLOLOL who says i can't? ahahahahahah icon_eek.gif
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    May 15, 2012 4:17 PM GMT
    that he could really be spiderman LOL
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    May 15, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    His dad is D.B. Cooper, who, after jumping out of the plane with all that cash, moved to Temecula, changed his name to B.E. Hooper and organized the Dunk and Dine Baptist Church and drive through radiator repair shop.

    Growing up, our young Real Jockian would serve as altar boy, usher and chief flusher for the radiator end of the business. He acted out in school and in the town often, but his daddy's reputation as the best preacher and radiator repairman south of Truckee always seemed to keep him out of jail.

    His dad pays him hush money to keep his secret life safe. Between this and the money earned through the escort service and drive through worm farm he started in Turlock, he eeks out a pretty good living.

    Beyond that, not much to tell really.
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    May 15, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    Umm, this could get nasty!

    I think he kissed a girl, and liked it!
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    May 15, 2012 4:47 PM GMT
    Tenebrism saidHis dad is D.B. Cooper, who, after jumping out of the plane with all that cash, moved to Temecula, changed his name to B.E. Hooper and organized the Dunk and Dine Baptist Church and drive through radiator repair shop.

    Growing up, our young Real Jockian would serve as altar boy, usher and chief flusher for the radiator end of the business. He acted out in school and in the town often, but his daddy's reputation as the best preacher and radiator repairman south of Truckee always seemed to keep him out of jail.

    His dad pays him hush money to keep his secret life safe. Between this and the money earned through the escort service and drive through worm farm he started in Turlock, he eeks out a pretty good living.

    Beyond that, not much to tell really.



    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad was a truckdriver and was never at home growing up. I got in lots of trouble mostly becasue of my faul mouth. I grew up in a Baptist church, and still carry some of those values wtih me today, unpopular in the gay community but I would never sacrvice my roots.
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    May 15, 2012 4:49 PM GMT
    fhaynie81 said
    Tenebrism saidHis dad is D.B. Cooper, who, after jumping out of the plane with all that cash, moved to Temecula, changed his name to B.E. Hooper and organized the Dunk and Dine Baptist Church and drive through radiator repair shop.

    Growing up, our young Real Jockian would serve as altar boy, usher and chief flusher for the radiator end of the business. He acted out in school and in the town often, but his daddy's reputation as the best preacher and radiator repairman south of Truckee always seemed to keep him out of jail.

    His dad pays him hush money to keep his secret life safe. Between this and the money earned through the escort service and drive through worm farm he started in Turlock, he eeks out a pretty good living.

    Beyond that, not much to tell really.



    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad was a truckdriver and was never at home growing up. I got in lots of trouble mostly becasue of my faul mouth. I grew up in a Baptist church, and still carry some of those values wtih me today, unpopular in the gay community but I would never sacrvice my roots.
    A Baptist who cusses? I wholeheartedly approve! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 15, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    Tenebrism said
    fhaynie81 said
    Tenebrism saidHis dad is D.B. Cooper, who, after jumping out of the plane with all that cash, moved to Temecula, changed his name to B.E. Hooper and organized the Dunk and Dine Baptist Church and drive through radiator repair shop.

    Growing up, our young Real Jockian would serve as altar boy, usher and chief flusher for the radiator end of the business. He acted out in school and in the town often, but his daddy's reputation as the best preacher and radiator repairman south of Truckee always seemed to keep him out of jail.

    His dad pays him hush money to keep his secret life safe. Between this and the money earned through the escort service and drive through worm farm he started in Turlock, he eeks out a pretty good living.

    Beyond that, not much to tell really.



    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad was a truckdriver and was never at home growing up. I got in lots of trouble mostly becasue of my faul mouth. I grew up in a Baptist church, and still carry some of those values wtih me today, unpopular in the gay community but I would never sacrvice my roots.
    A Baptist who cusses? I wholeheartedly approve! icon_biggrin.gif
    My first live-in boyfriend was the son of a Baptist preacher. icon_lol.gif
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    May 15, 2012 5:44 PM GMT
    He masturbates over RealJock profiles and uses crunchy peanut butter as lube... icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    May 15, 2012 5:45 PM GMT
    He likes to lick crunchy peanut butter.
  • choubi

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    May 15, 2012 6:21 PM GMT
    At 20years old Paul Flexes started to be addicted to drugs and alcool... He started to become violent and was kicked out off his family... He had to leave in very bad conditions for 5years (No house, drugs, alcool, prostitution...)
    One night, he was payed to have sex with an old rich Man who fall in love for him, and decided to take care off him...
    Paul flexes decided to take care off himself and started to do some sports, weights, the old man gave him a good job in his compagny, he was very happy, with the time the old guy die and Paul Flexes inherited of his fortune!
    Today he his an happy rich healthy man but still searching for THE one!!...

    Sorry Paul for sharing a part of your personal life but I think it's a very nice story and people should know from where you have been!




    (My english is not perfect hope its comprehensible)

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    May 15, 2012 6:32 PM GMT
    is a horse fucker.
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    May 15, 2012 6:36 PM GMT
    Jackcash is currently serving life in prison for accidently killing someone while doing a fist pump at a techno bar. The jury didn't buy the accidential part.