"Thursday night grocery shopping" for singles only ;)

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    May 17, 2012 8:37 AM GMT
    Remember to place your bananas in your basket either pointing up or down depending on your position. you dont want to waste time now, do you? Afterall you're a busy single bachelor about town with all manner of cool things to do.

    Happy shopping.
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    May 17, 2012 9:07 AM GMT
    What the m'fuck?
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    May 17, 2012 9:11 AM GMT
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    Grocery shopping late night while single can turn into the first 10 minutes of of porno, keep in mind.

    I love singlehood.

    1 might be the loneliest number, but it does what it wants.
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    May 17, 2012 9:17 AM GMT
    Don't you have single nights at your local supermarket? Its the best place to meet you get an idea about a guy by what's in his basket.
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    May 17, 2012 9:23 AM GMT
    omg no! Fucking Australia. Everything's better there.

    As far as I see, it should be Thursday night kid shopping. All the sales are on Friday here, so that should be the singles day.. or preferably singles long weekend.
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    May 17, 2012 9:35 AM GMT
    Yes everything is better in Oz, always.

    Now back to shopping.... I cant see anything down the Mexican foods aisle hmmm
    Im looking for Mexican beeficon_wink.gif
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    May 17, 2012 9:54 AM GMT
    I don't like bananas or cucumbers, what should I use?
    Does buying fish give out the wrong impression?
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    May 17, 2012 9:55 AM GMT
    No singles night at our supermarket of which I'm aware. Although I suppose Thursday would make sense for single guys who want to be stocked for the weekend beginning Friday night, in case "guests" drop over from the clubs. icon_wink.gif

    BTW, our Wilton Manors Publix supermarket is packed with gay men at all times, singles & couples, this being a "gay ghetto" as the gay detractors here like to mock. It's so cute to watch couples doing domestic shopping together, and I'm not being facetious, it really warms my heart to see them. You just stop, stare and think: "WOW! What a beautiful couple they make! How lucky they are! I never saw that when I was younger, how lovely at least one little corner of the US has been able to defy Right Wing repression."

    And we're pretty obvious about our own selves there, openly saying ordinary things like: "Do we have enough potatoes?" "We already have milk, another won't fit in our refrigerator". Making it crystal clear what we are, unless you imagine us 2 geriatric roommates. Plus we always run into gay friends there, we spend as much time gabbing and catching up on the community news as shopping.

    I used to hate supermarkets (my late Father got into the boom right after WWII when I was growing up), but here & now it's a social outing to go gay grocery shopping, so that now I like it a lot more. icon_biggrin.gif My dear Dad would probably die all over again if he saw this here. LOL!
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    May 17, 2012 9:58 AM GMT
    kew1 saidI don't like bananas or cucumbers, what should I use?
    Does buying fish give out the wrong impression?


    Do not buy fresh fish, good heavens!
    Can tuna is quite ok
    What about Turnips or Carrots? Zucchini perhaps
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    May 17, 2012 9:58 AM GMT
    No singles night at our supermarket of which I'm aware. Although I suppose Thursday would make sense for single guys who want to be stocked for the weekend beginning Friday night, in case "guests" drop over from the clubs. I once did that myself. icon_wink.gif

    BTW, our Wilton Manors Publix supermarket is packed with gay men at all times, singles & couples, this being a "gay ghetto" as the gay detractors here like to mock. It's so cute to watch couples being domestic shopping together, and I'm not being facetious, it really warms me heart to see them. You just stop, stare and think: "WOW! What a beautiful couple they make! How lucky they are! I never saw that when I was younger, how lovely at least one little corner of the US has been able to defy Right Wing repression."

    And we're pretty obvious about our own selves there, openly saying ordinary things like: "Do we have enough potatoes?" "We already have milk, another jug won't fit in our refrigerator". Making it crystal clear what we are, unless you imagine us 2 geriatric roommates. Plus we always run into gay friends there, we spend as much time gabbing and catching up on the news as shopping.

    I used to hate supermarkets (my late Father got into the boom right after WWII when I was growing up), but here & now it's a social outing to go gay grocery shopping, so that I like it a lot more these days. icon_biggrin.gif My dear Dad would probably die all over again if he saw this here. LOL!
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    May 17, 2012 10:06 AM GMT
    Fuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 17, 2012 10:26 AM GMT
    ozondamove said
    kew1 saidI don't like bananas or cucumbers, what should I use?
    Does buying fish give out the wrong impression?


    Do not buy fresh fish, good heavens!
    Can tuna is quite ok
    What about Turnips or Carrots? Zucchini perhaps


    As long as you buy twice as many kiwis per.
  • toybrian

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    May 17, 2012 12:29 PM GMT
    Oz, they did it in my home town also and the people loved it untill many complained that they were not allowed to go shopping that night if they were not single. Always some wreck it for others so good luck with yours there. Worked in my town ofr about 6 months. Thought it was a great idea to meet people and you can tell a lot by what they put in their baskets..
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    May 17, 2012 12:41 PM GMT
    thats awesome. never heard of singles grocery nites! great idea!
  • mybud

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    May 17, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    ozondamove saidRemember to place your bananas in your basket either pointing up or down depending on your position. you dont want to waste time now, do you? Afterall you're a busy single bachelor about town with all manner of cool things to do.

    Happy shopping.
    My nana is always pointin in duh up position....WORD
  • suedeheadscot

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    May 17, 2012 9:36 PM GMT
    Any isles in particular to go to?
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    May 17, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    Ok, y'all single bitches invaded the "relationship" guys thread so here I am.

    I propose that it be NAKED Thursday night grocery shopping. That is all.
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    May 17, 2012 11:17 PM GMT
    Haha I've never heard of this.... Oh god, I can't imagine what someone watching me shop would think. icon_lol.gif
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    May 17, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidFuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif

    Thursday night is Underwear Night at my Publix. icon_eek.gif
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    May 17, 2012 11:35 PM GMT
    Youd' think Trader Joe's would have this on their website by now.
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    May 17, 2012 11:41 PM GMT
    NakedBudd said
    paulflexes saidFuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif

    Thursday night is Underwear Night at my Publix. icon_eek.gif

    Please, you live in one of the most repressive counties in Floirda. Your Right Wing sheriff won't even allow you to wear underwear on a Federal beach where he has no jurisdiction, much less in a Publix. Don't BS us. icon_razz.gif
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    May 17, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
    NakedBudd said
    paulflexes saidFuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif

    Thursday night is Underwear Night at my Publix. icon_eek.gif
    The stock room behind large boxes doesn't count.
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    May 17, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
    NakedBudd said
    paulflexes saidFuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif

    Thursday night is Underwear Night at my Publix. icon_eek.gif



    Can you see any pubix at the Publix?
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    May 17, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    NakedBudd said
    paulflexes saidFuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif

    Thursday night is Underwear Night at my Publix. icon_eek.gif

    Please, you live in one of the most repressive counties in Floirda. Your Right Wing sheriff won't even allow you to wear underwear on a Federal beach where he has no jurisdiction, much less in a Publix. Don't BS us. icon_razz.gif


    In b4 democratz vs conservaposse flame war
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    May 17, 2012 11:45 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    NakedBudd said
    paulflexes saidFuck groceries. Thursday night is underwear night at the bar. icon_biggrin.gif

    Thursday night is Underwear Night at my Publix. icon_eek.gif

    Please, you live in one of the most repressive counties in Floirda. Your Right Wing sheriff won't even allow you to wear underwear on a Federal beach where he has no jurisdiction, much less in a Publix. Don't BS us. icon_razz.gif

    Nudity is fully legal at Apollo Beach, the north end of Canaveral National Seashore, east of Titusville.
    Nudity is posted illegal but fully tolerated at Playalinda Beach, the south end.
    Trust me, I do it all the time. Just stay off the dunes and off your bf and you'll be OK.