Famous commercial celebrity passes away.

  • unicoman1

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    May 17, 2012 9:40 PM GMT
    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Toucan Sam, The Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered a tear jerking eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll-model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was help at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  • unicoman1

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    May 17, 2012 9:41 PM GMT
    sorry for the crumby humor!
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    May 17, 2012 9:43 PM GMT
    Well, I hope Aunt Jemima's eulogy was sufficiently sweet and syrupy.

    Say, didn't he have a child out of wedlock; Lil Debbie? icon_wink.gif
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    May 17, 2012 9:54 PM GMT
    Nah not bad timing. not mocking at all, just trying to be funny, nothing more
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    May 17, 2012 9:54 PM GMT
    Going to miss him. He was fun guy. He'd often drop by and we'd get baked.
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    May 17, 2012 10:08 PM GMT
    unicoman1 saidPlease join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Toucan Sam, The Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered a tear jerking eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll-model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was help at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


    LOL! I got scared before I opened the thread and thought the Pine Sol lady bit the dust and I gotta admit I felt a little part of me die with her. Thank God its not her.

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    May 17, 2012 10:12 PM GMT
    BeachBodyDave saidLOL! I got scared before I opened the thread and thought the Pine Sol lady bit the dust and I gotta admit I felt a little part of me die with her. Thank God its not her.


    When I first saw the thread, I was worried it was Flo from Progressive.

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    May 17, 2012 10:19 PM GMT
    no not flo... dont say that .. Pine sol baby.. what a talent!
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    May 17, 2012 10:37 PM GMT
    I wonder if he flakes when you bake him?
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    May 17, 2012 11:19 PM GMT
    Very clever OP. That was a cheery and light toast to his long and successful career.

    I used to love to just loaf around with him. He was a Wonderful slice of my life. Dough will be sourly missed.
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    May 17, 2012 11:23 PM GMT
    At the funeral, Mr. Goodbar got caught playing with Almond Joy in the restroom.
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    May 17, 2012 11:56 PM GMT
    mayBbignow said
    paulflexes saidAt the funeral, Mr. Goodbar got caught playing with Almond Joy in the restroom.


    So AJ cheated on Mounds? Sad Sad Sad. Poor Mrs. Goodbar as well.
    AJ doesn't like coconuts, and Mrs. Goodbar never made it to the assembly line.
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    May 17, 2012 11:58 PM GMT
    I should fake cry cause it seemed like I kind of knew him.
  • unicoman1

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    May 18, 2012 12:54 AM GMT
    syrup and all
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    May 18, 2012 3:56 AM GMT
    I was worried about Mr Clean being taken out by some dirty pool.....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 18, 2012 7:17 PM GMT
    Mr. Clean can come to my house anytime!
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    May 18, 2012 7:23 PM GMT
    His passing makes me reflect on my life.
    Things that make you go "Hmm-hmm."
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    May 18, 2012 7:26 PM GMT
    unicoman1 saidMr. Clean can come to my house anytime!


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    He's kinda sexy, but I prefer Brawny.

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    May 18, 2012 7:27 PM GMT
    unicoman1 saidMr. Clean can come to my house anytime!


    If I had a pumpernickel for every time I heard that!
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    May 18, 2012 7:44 PM GMT
    OP, very clever.
  • unicoman1

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    May 18, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
    i don't mind pokes in my stomach though.
  • unicoman1

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    May 20, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    hows does he say it.. heee heeeee
  • Musicman91

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    May 20, 2012 11:57 PM GMT
    So I guess the Energizer Bunny keeps going.....
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    May 21, 2012 12:06 AM GMT
    This is more stale than the biscuit I found under my roommate's couch yesterday.