Straight male "fag hags"

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    May 17, 2012 10:06 PM GMT
    I am posing a question that has been taking residence in my mind: is there such a thing as straight male "fag hags"?

    Any comments or observations are welcomed.
  • JP85257

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    May 17, 2012 10:15 PM GMT
    BroMos
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    May 17, 2012 10:48 PM GMT
    Those would just friends then? I don't have, believe in, or want a traditional faghag.
  • TheBizMan

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    May 17, 2012 11:12 PM GMT
    Wtf is a fag hag?
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    May 17, 2012 11:19 PM GMT
    TheBizMan saidWtf is a fag hag?
    Originally, a fag hag was a girl who'd pretend to be a gay man's girlfriend as a coverup so he could hang out with straight people and not be accused of being gay.

    Now a fag hag is just a girl who hangs out with guys who know more about fashion than she does.
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    May 18, 2012 12:06 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan saidWtf is a fag hag?
    Originally, a fag hag was a girl who'd pretend to be a gay man's girlfriend as a coverup so he could hang out with straight people and not be accused of being gay.

    Now a fag hag is just a girl who hangs out with guys who know more about fashion than she does.


    They also generally had low self esteem, ie overweight, would get drunk and try and kiss or fuck as many queens as possible when clubbing. They never had any female friends and would also ignore other fag hags out on the scene.
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    May 18, 2012 1:00 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidWtf is a fag hag?

    A variation of the time-long obsession of gay males with straight males. Fag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.
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    May 18, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidBroMos
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    Thanks for the input. I never heard of "fag-stags"...just "fag hags". I also like "security" icon_wink.gif
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    May 18, 2012 7:24 AM GMT
    haha believe me there's many of these fag stags. i know several of them as friends/team mates, the same is true with some of my other gay friends.
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    May 18, 2012 7:40 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidBroMos
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    Hahaha, HOOOOOOOT!!!! icon_biggrin.gifO
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    May 21, 2012 5:16 AM GMT
    FootballHawk saidhaha believe me there's many of these fag stags. i know several of them as friends/team mates, the same is true with some of my other gay friends.


    Darn it! I wish I could meet a straight guy who is a fag hag. That would be cool!
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    May 21, 2012 5:17 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidFag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.


    Me, too!!! icon_razz.gif
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    May 21, 2012 9:01 AM GMT
    I Still have doubt !
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    May 21, 2012 9:05 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    Ariodante saidFag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.


    Me, too!!! icon_razz.gif


    The collective gay world wants a totally chill masc straight frat brah who will talk about the hot tits on some chick while playing video games, drinking beer and simultaneously thrusting his blood engorged straight brah cock up your lubed sphincter.
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    May 21, 2012 6:43 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    unfounded7 said
    Ariodante saidFag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.


    Me, too!!! icon_razz.gif


    The collective gay world wants a totally chill masc straight frat brah who will talk about the hot tits on some chick while playing video games, drinking beer and simultaneously thrusting his blood engorged straight brah cock up your lubed sphincter.


    ROFL

    <3
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    May 21, 2012 8:18 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    unfounded7 said
    Ariodante saidFag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.


    Me, too!!! icon_razz.gif


    The collective gay world wants a totally chill masc straight frat brah who will talk about the hot tits on some chick while playing video games, drinking beer and simultaneously thrusting his blood engorged straight brah cock up your lubed sphincter.


    Oooo! That sounds entertaining! I wouldn't even mind being the brain boy.
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    May 21, 2012 8:23 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    unfounded7 said
    Ariodante saidFag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.


    Me, too!!! icon_razz.gif


    The collective gay world wants a totally chill masc straight frat brah who will talk about the hot tits on some chick while playing video games, drinking beer and simultaneously thrusting his blood engorged straight brah cock up your lubed sphincter.


    I think the only way for him to pull of drinking beer and playing video games at the same time is if he were sitting on my schlong.

    I'll take 2 please.
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    May 21, 2012 8:23 PM GMT
    Yea, there is this funny thing that they call "friends" in the straight world.

    You know, two people who hang out not for sex but because they enjoy each other's company?

    Yea, crazy world they live in isnt it!
  • TheBizMan

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    May 21, 2012 8:24 PM GMT
    Chainers saidYea, there is this funny thing that they call "friends" in the straight world.

    You know, two people who hang out not for sex but because they enjoy each other's company?

    Yea, crazy world they live in isnt it!


    We'll be having none of that in the gay world
  • Crepuscule

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    May 21, 2012 8:37 PM GMT
    I thought they were called fruit flies.

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    May 21, 2012 8:54 PM GMT
    my judo buddies have been occasional Fag stags LOL, I guess they'd count as a kind of security too.
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    May 21, 2012 8:59 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    unfounded7 said
    Ariodante saidFag hags are extremely affectionate, touchy, clingy. The OP wants a straight man like that.


    Me, too!!! icon_razz.gif


    The collective gay world wants a totally chill masc straight frat brah who will talk about the hot tits on some chick while playing video games, drinking beer and simultaneously thrusting his blood engorged straight brah cock up your lubed sphincter.


    that sounds like a great fart in the making !
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    May 21, 2012 8:59 PM GMT
    I have had a fag hag since 5th grade.. coolest girl ever! I'm very lucky to have her as a close friend!
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    May 21, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    imo, that type of person isn't really your friend. I thought the definition was that they are only interested in you so that they can vicariously be part of/live the gay lifestyle (whatever that is), or live out some bizarre Sex In The City/Romantic comedy fantasy.

    If that's the case then why would you want someone like that in your life? You wouldn't want someone to be your friend mainly for your wealth, or mainly for your connections, so what would make sexuality different?

    Maybe it's just understanding of it, but I don't want to be the gay stamp in someone's Friend Passport.