Why is it that when I'm bored and no one's posting I pick on the older guys here?

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    May 18, 2012 4:25 PM GMT

    It's like they're the perfect choice to call on to say words to.
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    May 18, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
    Cuz we move too slow to get away...,and have the experience to appreciate a fine piece of Grade A Canadian moose meat!!!
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    May 18, 2012 4:33 PM GMT
    That's true, I can kind of run circles around you and poke you and by the time you turn around to bite, I can dodge.

    The best is the point where you just groan and flick your hand for the last time before surrendering.

    P.S. There is no meat on my bones. I do have a liver though, which is what people eat for meat food I think.

    P.P.S. True, I do like a bit of punishment.
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    May 18, 2012 9:23 PM GMT
    Is your life so pathetic that you get bored when there aren't interesting topics on realjock? This may be one of the saddest things I've read for a long time!

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    May 19, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    funkymonkey saidIs your life so pathetic that you get bored when there aren't interesting topics on realjock? This may be one of the saddest things I've read for a long time!



    *giddy sound*
    Oh I don't know which what to respond, it's just jam-packed with options!
    is english your first language, because that would determine if ridicule is called-for for such poor understanding of the post
    you must be new here
    judgemental much? Nah I hate when people use "-- much". ugh
    You should keep reading my posts, I say much sadder things. I could fill your life with the purest of sadness. Just say the word and I'll change your life.
    "I love partying, travelling, meeting new people and just generally having a good time."
    Someone's jealous of not getting PMed when older guys are.
    Watch out, we got a badass over here
    Is your life so limited that you've actually never heard of anything more sad? Right now, someone is twisting a fork in someone's thigh. Right now a perfect 10 is jerking off instead of having sex with someone else. Right this minute, someone walked into a room and opened his big mouth to strangers about how sad they are, not realizing what a tool he's being.
    Video games prevent me from being truly bored.
    Xtina - Bobblehead
    And then my shoes fell off.
    U MAD BRO?
    funkymonkey you are a smart person. I'm interested in hearing more of your cosmic awareness. Do you have Twitter?


    Where muh finely aged gents at?
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    May 19, 2012 2:38 PM GMT
    We're grateful for every bit of attention someone shows us and old enough to know that it's a sign of affection from the kids.
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    May 19, 2012 3:04 PM GMT
    Maybe because I'm the same as ^. On my last legs.