For my first date with Ariodante

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    May 18, 2012 10:00 PM GMT
    I'm bringing him these:
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    We haven't had a bacon thread in forever
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    May 18, 2012 10:13 PM GMT
    These have prettier leaves than any I've seen love2.gif
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    May 18, 2012 10:44 PM GMT
    Well I'm stealing him away with these!

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  • Timbales

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    May 18, 2012 11:42 PM GMT
    I brush with bacon toothpaste and rub a little strip behind my ear every day just in case I ever meet him.
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    May 19, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
    Be sure to wear this
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    And this
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    While watching a movie with this
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    seasoned with
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    And if he's putting out use this
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    May 19, 2012 12:16 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI brush with bacon toothpaste and rub a little strip behind my ear every day just in case I ever meet him.


    But that will only make me chew your ear off in a Mike Tysonesque incident =ooo
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    May 19, 2012 12:21 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Timbales saidI brush with bacon toothpaste and rub a little strip behind my ear every day just in case I ever meet him.


    But that will only make me chew your ear off in a Mike Tysonesque incident =ooo


    until I get the cuffs on you
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    May 19, 2012 12:36 AM GMT
    Timbales said
    Ariodante said
    Timbales saidI brush with bacon toothpaste and rub a little strip behind my ear every day just in case I ever meet him.


    But that will only make me chew your ear off in a Mike Tysonesque incident =ooo


    until I get the cuffs on you


    I suggest a muzzle ;o
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    May 19, 2012 12:46 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidI'm bringing him these:
    epic-fail-photos-win-bacon-bouquet-win2.
    We haven't had a bacon thread in forever


    Are those mint leaves? They look like mint.
  • Timbales

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    May 19, 2012 1:10 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    I suggest a muzzle ;o


    I'll get you in a better mood so you won't need it.
  • TheBizMan

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    May 19, 2012 2:09 AM GMT
    At first thought those were deep fried foreskin roses.
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    May 19, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    This thread WINS!!!*
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    May 19, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
    Timbales said
    Ariodante said
    I suggest a muzzle ;o


    I'll get you in a better mood so you won't need it.


    But I'm bitey when I'm in my best mood ;D
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    May 19, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Timbales said
    Ariodante said
    Timbales saidI brush with bacon toothpaste and rub a little strip behind my ear every day just in case I ever meet him.


    But that will only make me chew your ear off in a Mike Tysonesque incident =ooo


    until I get the cuffs on you


    I suggest a muzzle ;o


    In case of an injury with bleeding, may I suggest...

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    May 19, 2012 2:28 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidAt first thought those were deep fried foreskin roses.


    LMFAO
  • Timbales

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    May 19, 2012 2:32 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Timbales said
    Ariodante said
    I suggest a muzzle ;o


    I'll get you in a better mood so you won't need it.


    But I'm bitey when I'm in my best mood ;D


    I'm counting on it.
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    May 19, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    SleepyFisherman said
    Ariodante said
    Timbales said
    Ariodante said
    Timbales saidI brush with bacon toothpaste and rub a little strip behind my ear every day just in case I ever meet him.


    But that will only make me chew your ear off in a Mike Tysonesque incident =ooo


    until I get the cuffs on you


    I suggest a muzzle ;o


    In case of an injury with bleeding, may I suggest...

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    Those will just make me want to gnaw on the injury site where they are placed =o!
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    May 19, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    SleepyFisherman said
    Ariodante said

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    Those will just make me want to gnaw on the injury site where they are placed =o!



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    Maybe a gift will do instead. It’s edible!


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  • creature

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    May 19, 2012 3:10 AM GMT
    Bacon? Oh no. Ariodante, wouldn't you rather have...

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    A turnip? Very sexy. Too hot to resist!
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    May 19, 2012 5:29 AM GMT
    creature saidBacon? Oh no. Ariodante, wouldn't you rather have...

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    A turnip? Very sexy. Too hot to resist!


    It's so pretty!!! I want to chuck it at old people on the street =DDDDD!!!!!!!!!
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    May 19, 2012 9:19 AM GMT
    I'd let Ariodante make bacon angels in this mountain of bacon icon_smile.gif

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    May 21, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidI'm bringing him these:
    epic-fail-photos-win-bacon-bouquet-win2.
    We haven't had a bacon thread in forever


    You just make sure you treat Adriodante right and make good love to him. He deserves it. He's a good guy, and beautiful. Don't make come hunt you down, lol.
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    May 21, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    In forever? i think we had one a week or two ago...
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    May 21, 2012 5:36 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidAt first thought those were deep fried foreskin roses.


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    this thread is too high in saturated fats. It needs to go on a diet.
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    May 21, 2012 5:37 AM GMT
    creature saidBacon? Oh no. Ariodante, wouldn't you rather have...

    pic_turnip1.jpg

    A turnip? Very sexy. Too hot to resist!


    Well if anything it could be used as a sort of rustic butt plug.