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May 19, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
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Twenty reasons to date a water polo player:
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QUOTE May 22, 2012 4:32 PM GMTThose are twenty awesome reasons to date a male water polo player.
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE May 22, 2012 4:36 PM GMTThat was entertaining, and sometimes repetitive.
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE May 22, 2012 4:44 PM GMTYeah they missed the top three reasons: they're buff, tend to be tall, and the chlorine and sun makes many of them blond.
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE May 22, 2012 4:58 PM GMTI just need one reason to date... commitment!
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QUOTE May 22, 2012 5:00 PM GMTTwo more good reasons, they are muscular and they wear speedos.
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QUOTE May 22, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
roadbikeRob saidTwo more good reasons, they are muscular and they wear speedos.
On THIS we can agree
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QUOTE May 22, 2012 6:06 PM GMThaven't dated but have some carnal knowledge and they are hot!
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QUOTE May 22, 2012 6:15 PM GMTIts all true. They forgot: WE'LL MAKE YOU WET
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QUOTE Jun 05, 2012 9:13 PM GMTI would love to date kingmo
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Jun 05, 2012 9:33 PM GMT
kingmo saidIts all true. They forgot: WE'LL MAKE YOU WET
did you not see the video or did you just forget reason number twelve: We'll always make you wet -
QUOTE Jun 12, 2012 5:10 PM GMTI would still love to get my hands on kingmo, that sexy, muscular, water polo hunk from Toronto.
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QUOTE Jul 14, 2012 5:18 PM GMTThey can hold their breath for a long time so underwater head isn't a problem for them.
Most are tall great bodies.
Water guys like to bottom- swimmers divers etc.
man they left off plenty. -
Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Jul 18, 2012 3:22 PM GMT
MikemikeMike saidThey can hold their breath for a long time so underwater head isn't a problem for them.
Most are tall great bodies.
Water guys like to bottom- swimmers divers etc.
man they left off plenty.
You're right, Mike. They left off plenty.........and I could name some more, but maybe I'll leave that for my s.o. to describe........
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QUOTE Jul 18, 2012 3:28 PM GMTYeah but apparently they have really shitty taste in music. I almost turned the video off bc of that crap that I couldn't mute on my phone. Lol
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QUOTE Jul 19, 2012 8:03 AM GMTLOL interesting.....................
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Jul 19, 2012 8:10 AM GMTQuality is BETTER than quantity... It could have easily been the Top 10 reasons... Still, it was a nice video.
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Jul 19, 2012 8:24 AM GMTummmm....i used to play water polo in high school ;)
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Aug 05, 2012 1:53 AM GMT
dannyboy1101 saidYeah but apparently they have really shitty taste in music. I almost turned the video off bc of that crap that I couldn't mute on my phone. Lol
who made the vid? -
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QUOTE Aug 07, 2012 6:41 AM GMT
monet said
Indiana number 10 ate everyone's lunch.
3rd pic down with the blue and gold a few "gay faces" in there. You know quite a few like dick.
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Sep 06, 2012 7:35 PM GMTGreat pics, lousy tunes. Mute-on for this one!
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QUOTE Sep 29, 2012 5:53 PM GMT
MikemikeMike said
Tons of gorgeous, sexy, speedo clad eye candymonet said
Indiana number 10 ate everyone's lunch.
3rd pic down with the blue and gold a few "gay faces" in there. You know quite a few like dick.
bottom pic look str8-most of them.
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Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profileQUOTE Oct 17, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
swimguychicago saidYeah they missed the top three reasons: they're buff, tend to be tall, and the chlorine and sun makes many of them blond.
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QUOTE Oct 17, 2012 4:05 AM GMTYou know you're a waterpolo player when..
-you smell like chlorine 24 7 even after taking showers
-you rarely shower at home
-you are used to doing homework in the car
-you are not disturbed by the thought of deck changing and you think it's an efficient way to save some time
-you have scratches all over your body, and simply shrugg when people ask you what happened, because you want to avoid the whole "how is volleyball dangerous?!" scenario
-you aren't always aware that you're bleeding or bruised
-you secretly like the smell of chlorine
-you think waterpolo players are more attractive than other people
-you have terrible bathingsuit tan during the summer
-you resepct swimmers less than other people
-you dont think waterpolo hats are funny looking
-your breaststroke has gotten considerably worse and as frustrated as your summer swim coaches get, there is no hope for your backstroke
-your muscles hurt after a few days of not being in the water, especially your shoulders and knees
-when you lick yourself you taste like chlorine
-you find yourself needing therapy after tounaments on account of sexual assult
-you have been touched in places that normal people shouldn't touch
-you are at the pool more often than at home
-Your eyes are bloodshot from the chlorine and people constantly ask you, "Are you high?"
-you think underwater hockey players are the lowest form of life amd look for any opportunity to get in a fight with one
you thought practice was long only to find out that the 'team talk' afterward is even longer than the actual practice
-you've probably gotten more kickouts then you should but secretly don't regret any of them because hey, that bitch deserved it
-you're 'slippery when wet' and you 'do it in the deep end'
-butterfly is not a stroke, IT IS A PUNISHMENT
-victoria rules/no rules will always have a special place in your heart.. especially when there are swimmers involved
-complete strangers may 'know' your body better than a non-waterpolo playing boyfriend/girlfriend
-you are a little too used to seeing rainbows around lights and cloudy vision
-when wearing two suits feels normal. And one just doesn't feel like it will hold.
-when one messes up, everyone suffers.
-nothing compares to how potentially lazy you can be
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