Eccentricities in your "Sex Environment"

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    Jul 23, 2008 12:39 PM GMT
    (Foreword: Clearly, nothing's going on in my life right now so I get to think of these things with so much thought put on. Apparently... LOL!)
    Okay, I noticed that no matter how horny I am, when my partner and I are ready to have sex...there are certain things or 'eccentricities' that I have observed about myself like:
    1. No music with female vocals;
    2. No music with male vocals I like;
    3. No family photos in sight (my partner's or mine's);
    4. No image of women in sight e.g. posters, magazines etc.
    5. No TV nor radio playing; maybe the TV for lighting but should be put on mute;
    Otherwise, I completely lose my erection and overall mood. I may have forgotten some (and will add later) but you get my drift! So, what are yours?

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    Jul 23, 2008 12:48 PM GMT
    ZiMpLuS said...
    1. No music with female vocals;
    4. No image of women in sight e.g. posters, magazines etc.

    That's it! We've discovered Zim's kryptonite!!! Vag!

    Eccentricities? Mmmm - just one that I can think of. I like a single spritz of cologne (A&F 41 at the moment) on the small of my back before things get going....
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    Jul 23, 2008 12:59 PM GMT
    ZiMpLuS said(Foreword: Clearly, nothing's going on in my life right now so I get to think of these things with so much thought put on. Apparently... LOL!)
    Okay, I noticed that no matter how horny I am, when my partner and I are ready to have sex...there are certain things or 'eccentricities' that I have observed about myself like:
    1. No music with female vocals;
    2. No music with male vocals I like;
    3. No family photos in sight (my partner's or mine's);
    4. No image of women in sight e.g. posters, magazines etc.
    5. No TV nor radio playing; maybe the TV for lighting but should be put on mute;
    Otherwise, I completely lose my erection and overall mood. I may have forgotten some (and will add later) but you get my drift! So, what are yours?



    Heh...you know, I never thought about this but I think #5 is one that I have too. I'd add the following:

    6. Having a partner who can't relax while things are happening.

    7. Being too timid in the middle of things. For crying out loud, just go for it!
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    Jul 23, 2008 1:08 PM GMT
    Gigaram saidThat's it! We've discovered Zim's kryptonite!!! Vag!

    Shit. Why did I dig up my own grave? icon_mad.gif
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    Jul 23, 2008 2:20 PM GMT
    LOL...oh boy...

    I don't have any...hell...sex with a hot buddy...when and where??? :-p

    oh, Matt Damon, you say?? How about during halftime at the Superbowl...onstage. I'd do it. *sigh*

    guess I'm really just a horndog...
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    Jul 23, 2008 2:40 PM GMT
    Have you seen Matt Damon lately?
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    Jul 23, 2008 3:57 PM GMT
    NO rubbing or light finger-tip type stoking of my back...instant relaxation! Holding my back or grabbing my back is fine. But any stroking, esp. lightly, will instantly relax me and I will shut down.

    I think if I had the choice I would take a nice light finger-tip stroking of my back over hot and heavy sex. I can wack off later on my own, I cant reach back there to gently stroke my back ... icon_lol.gif

    Hmmmm....I wonder if instead of a deep tissue massage (or along with one), a masseur would do that? Any masseurs or massage therapists on here?
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    Jul 23, 2008 4:07 PM GMT
    Coolers for me:

    • "Say, do you mind if I turn the web cam on while we do this?

    • "Let's play (any type of role-playing game)."

    On the other hand a couple of guys were suddenly turned off when they realized that my dogs had quietly crept into the room and were sitting there watching with big round eyes.
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    Jul 23, 2008 5:05 PM GMT
    Oh yeah, no pets! They're still considered family members to me.icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM GMT
    ZiMpLuS saidOh yeah, no pets! They're still considered family members to me.icon_cool.gif


    No pets either... once had a parrot lend on my head during sex (true story)...it killed the mood.
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    Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM GMT
    ZiMpLuS saidOh yeah, no pets! They're still considered family members to me.icon_cool.gif


    Oh come on...that's HAWT!

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    Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM GMT
    Pets don't bother me as long as they stay off the bed or whatever surface we happen to be on. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 23, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    mindgarden said

    On the other hand a couple of guys were suddenly turned off when they realized that my dogs had quietly crept into the room and were sitting there watching with big round eyes.


    Sorry, NO DOGS allowed!!!



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    Jul 23, 2008 5:53 PM GMT
    Hang-ups in order to have sex... are you kidding me? I'm a dude, I can do it any time, any where. Just say the word!
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    Jul 23, 2008 5:58 PM GMT
    Yeah, no hang-ups here either.

    BRING ON THE PARADE!
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    Jul 23, 2008 5:58 PM GMT
    I dont like having sex soon after I am done eating a big meal. If I am not showered and clean I dont like to be in any sexual situation.
  • EricLA

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    Jul 23, 2008 5:58 PM GMT
    Wow. And I thought Zim was high maintenance BEFORE this post!
  • VinBaltimore

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    Jul 23, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
    He recently referred to himself as “Daddy” in the middle of the action. Brought things to a screeching halt.
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
    EricLA saidWow. And I thought Zim was high maintenance BEFORE this post!

    What's that supposed to mean you mean gurl!
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:11 PM GMT
    VinBaltimore saidHe recently referred to himself as “Daddy” in the middle of the action. Brought things to a screeching halt.


    Hehe...so much I could say but I'll be good. icon_razz.gif I guess everyone may have certain words that kill the mood.
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:11 PM GMT
    I don't have many limits or hang-ups about sex. I enjoy just about everything. One thing I won't tolerate is the TV, radio, or porn playing.

    If we're having sex, I will have your complete attention at all times. No distractions. No cell phones, no text messaging. Leave all of your shit in the other room.
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:19 PM GMT
    BigSETXjock saidIf we're having sex, I will have your complete attention at all times. No distractions. No cell phones, no text messaging. Leave all of your shit in the other room.

    I am so in Beaumont tomorrow!icon_razz.gif
  • ROYCE13

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    Jul 23, 2008 6:26 PM GMT
    there are distractions and eccentricities, I agree with bigsetxjock about his
    distraction, but zimplus, wow who would of thought, you need some help there guy. (No porn on for me)
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
    ROYCE13 saidbut zimplus, wow who would of thought, you need some help there guy. (No porn on for me)

    I love being underestimated. I do better. icon_cool.gif
    But since I'll be in Texas anyway... LOLLLL x
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    Jul 23, 2008 6:41 PM GMT
    So I guess that poster of Mariah carey would ruin our sex boo?