A question for couples

  • sbwlguy

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    May 19, 2012 9:38 AM GMT
    When in bed, do you just fart at free will, even if it's a smelly one?
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    May 19, 2012 12:32 PM GMT
    Aah, no.
  • sbwlguy

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    May 19, 2012 1:38 PM GMT
    What do you do then? Get out of bed to go fart in the bathroom or something?
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    May 19, 2012 5:33 PM GMT
    Umm, yeah.
  • monet

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    May 19, 2012 5:37 PM GMT
    When you're in a new relationship you should not fart in bed because it is gross and your partner might decide to leave you.

    When you are in a long-term, committed relationship you can fart in bed if you want to. It is still gross but your partner is not going to leave you for something so stupid and inconsequential. He/she might yell at you, smack you, or throw you out of bed, but he/she won't leave you for a fart.
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    May 19, 2012 5:39 PM GMT
    If you watch your diet, you can eliminate farting - for the most part. If the need does arise, I'd leave the room & go to the bathroom.


    I also get up before he does, and hit the shower, brush, floss, shave, deodorize and moisturize and then sneak back into bed for when he wakes up. That way I'm always the perfect stud - - - - in his eyes.


    Just kidding!!
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    May 19, 2012 5:39 PM GMT
    monet saidWhen you're in a new relationship you should not fart in bed because it is gross and your partner might decide to leave you.

    When you are in a long-term, committed relationship you can fart in bed because your partner is not going to leave you for something so stupid and inconsequential.


    "Aah, he won't leave me" is not a very good guideline for deciding what to do. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 19, 2012 5:43 PM GMT
    My guy and I are equally as gaseous so we just let 'em rip and giggle like 9 year olds. I'm thinking of coming up with a scale of some sort to rank the stank so to speak. Something along the lines of the Scoville scale for peppers.

    Get up outta the bed for every fart? It would be easier for us to move the bed to the bathroom.
  • monet

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    May 19, 2012 5:46 PM GMT
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    monet saidWhen you're in a new relationship you should not fart in bed because it is gross and your partner might decide to leave you.

    When you are in a long-term, committed relationship you can fart in bed because your partner is not going to leave you for something so stupid and inconsequential.


    "Aah, he won't leave me" is not a very good guideline for deciding what to do. icon_rolleyes.gif


    You're right. After I read my original comment I went back and edited it.

    You shouldn't fart in bed if you don't want to get yelled at, smacked or kicked out of bed. You shouldn't fart in bed if you want to be respectful of your partner.

    But after 20 years together my partner and I sometimes fart in bed. Sometimes I'm too tired to get out of bed and I'd rather take an elbow in the ribs than be bothered getting out of bed to fart. And I know it would take a hell of a lot more than a fart for my partner to leave me.
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    May 19, 2012 7:26 PM GMT
    You really get out of bed and leave the room?

    Being that uptight sucks the joy out of the room. I'd rather live with farts.
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    May 19, 2012 7:35 PM GMT
    We fart! It's a natural thing and hey, if the issue of farting Is a deal breaker, what are you going to do when you get to can-I-pee-if-you're-in-the-shower level?
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    May 19, 2012 7:40 PM GMT
    I held in farts the best I could for probably the first 3 months...

    ...now, 9 months later, we just "let 'em rip", whether it be in the bed, in the shower, on the other person, etc. haha. Usually giggle like we're in elementary school. We actually have talked about how we need to stop doing that because it's starting to smell up my apartment icon_confused.gif
  • Kjonyou

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    May 23, 2012 9:55 AM GMT
    In either case, just keep it between the two of you or the bedroom.

    I know anther couple that have been togeter 5 years so they figure if they are ok with it so is everyone else. The farty and belch all the time while drinking, eating and entertaining. They giggle like little girs like thier so cute while everone else is like "What The Hell! " You are uptight like miss manners about who sits where at the dinner table but you let em rip just before the rolls come out?

    Yes, were are all friends and its natural but I dont want to see you take a crap either!
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    May 23, 2012 10:01 AM GMT
    sbwlguy saidWhen in bed, do you just fart at free will, even if it's a smelly one?
    Can pigs fly?

    If your answer is no, please explain the purpose of cargo planes.
  • DCEric

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    May 23, 2012 10:05 AM GMT
    ... interesting. We've both gotten into the habit of deliberately doing silent but deadly farts right behind one another and timing how long it takes the victim to notice.

    Apparently I have a terrible sense of smell.
  • rnch

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    May 23, 2012 10:33 AM GMT
    DCEric said... interesting. We've both gotten into the habit of deliberately doing silent but deadly farts right behind one another and timing how long it takes the victim to notice.

    Apparently I have a terrible sense of smell.



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    May 23, 2012 10:48 AM GMT
    DCEric said... interesting. We've both gotten into the habit of deliberately doing silent but deadly farts right behind one another and timing how long it takes the victim to notice.

    Apparently I have a terrible sense of smell.


    Haha. That's pretty funny.

    I will amend my answer. I sometimes fart if I think I can get away with it. Like of he's asleep or if it's gonna be silent and not deadly. I don't classify making an effort not to fart in front of someone as uptight.
    YMMV, I guess.

    No problem peeing in front of each other. Crapping - no. There's such a thing as too much togetherness. ;-)
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    May 23, 2012 11:04 AM GMT
    sbwlguy saidWhen in bed, do you just fart at free will, even if it's a smelly one?


    Pretty much.

    Bed, living room, kitchen... it's my house too.
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    May 23, 2012 11:26 AM GMT
    I just pretend to be asleep.
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    May 23, 2012 12:00 PM GMT
    I try to implement a no farting while we're eating policy but even this isn't always totally adhered to, apart from that it's a free for all, and if it's bad then we smack each other's asses and cover our noses.
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    May 23, 2012 12:09 PM GMT
    Every time you fart, your partner loves you a little less.
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    May 23, 2012 12:40 PM GMT
    Healthy diet, healthy eating habits, but seriously, people fart, get over it. My lord, if this upsets your lover at all, leave that shallow little girl.
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    May 23, 2012 12:41 PM GMT
    Mate if I were you I'd let rip and laugh your socks off. Everyone sees the funny side of farting sure he will to., if someone's gonna leave you cos you farted in bed with em I'd say add a little more cement to you weeties.... Please.
    I'm still with my guy after 5 years and flatulence has brought us closer
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    May 23, 2012 12:43 PM GMT
    Blame it on the dog.





    It always works for me.
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    May 23, 2012 12:44 PM GMT
    Wish I was coupled. Sucks trying to think for two... can't answer this question! icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif