Straight sex dream

  • TheBizMan

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    May 22, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    It was pretty damn hot!

    Guess I'm not gay anymore. icon_lol.gif
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    May 22, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    Blasphemy! Turn in your gay card, NOW! And repent for you have sinned against the gay god! icon_mad.gif
  • TheBizMan

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    May 22, 2012 3:37 AM GMT
    Finally I can go be a straight guy and get mad pussy and live an "easier" life icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 22, 2012 3:39 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidFinally I can go be a straight guy and get mad pussy and live an "easier" life icon_biggrin.gif
    ...until she divorces you and takes everything you own - even your boyfriend.
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    May 22, 2012 3:39 AM GMT
    You need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.
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    May 22, 2012 3:41 AM GMT
    Years ago I dreamt that I went into a hangar and there were millions of boxes overflowing with porn magazines. Magazines everywhere. I was going through magazine after magazine and not a nude man anywhere, just women. I woke up screaming.
  • TheBizMan

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    May 22, 2012 3:42 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
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    May 22, 2012 3:42 AM GMT
    Helios69 saidYears ago I dreamt that I went into a hangar and there were millions of boxes overflowing with porn magazines. Magazines everywhere. I was going through magazine after magazine and not a nude man anywhere, just women. I woke up screaming.
    I work in aviation. Your dream is a reality. icon_lol.gif
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    May 22, 2012 3:43 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.
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    May 22, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
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    May 22, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
    Well I'm gonna tell him they're cheating on him with pussy.
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    May 22, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidIt was pretty damn hot!

    Guess I'm not gay anymore. icon_lol.gif
    Haha..
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    May 22, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
    Well I'm gonna tell him they're cheating on him with pussy.


    Shh i told him I'm on the DL. He knows what that means. Most straight guys are on the DL anyway.
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    May 22, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
    Well I'm gonna tell him they're cheating on him with pussy.


    Shh i told him I'm on the DL. He knows what that means. Most straight guys are on the DL anyway.
    Why are you on the damn levy?
  • TheBizMan

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    May 22, 2012 3:54 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
    Well I'm gonna tell him they're cheating on him with pussy.


    Shh i told him I'm on the DL. He knows what that means. Most straight guys are on the DL anyway.
    Why are you on the damn levy?

    It's a straight guy thing.
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    May 22, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
    Well I'm gonna tell him they're cheating on him with pussy.


    Shh i told him I'm on the DL. He knows what that means. Most straight guys are on the DL anyway.
    Why are you on the damn levy?

    It's a straight guy thing.
    Was the levy dry when you got there in your Chevy?
  • TheBizMan

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    May 22, 2012 3:58 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
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    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    Iceblink saidYou need some ex-straight conversion therapy and you'll be back to normal in no time.


    I've heard praying the straight away is detrimental to one's health
    It depends on which deity you pray to.

    Every straight man knows that our father and savior Jesus Christ is the only choice.
    Well I'm gonna tell him they're cheating on him with pussy.


    Shh i told him I'm on the DL. He knows what that means. Most straight guys are on the DL anyway.
    Why are you on the damn levy?

    It's a straight guy thing.
    Was the levy dry when you got there in your Chevy?


    Nope it's always wet, with bountiful bountiful vaginas
  • araphael

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    May 22, 2012 7:31 AM GMT
    LOL, I thought I was alone. Naw dude, I've had many of these although I must admit my focus in many of my straight stuff dreams often includes another dude but we're doing the chick. What does that mean?
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    May 22, 2012 7:36 AM GMT
    araphael saidLOL, I thought I was alone. Naw dude, I've had many of these although I must admit my focus in many of my straight stuff dreams often includes another dude but we're doing the chick. What does that mean?
    That means the child will have two last names.
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    May 22, 2012 7:37 AM GMT
    99% of my sex dreams are straight sex dreams and they're awful.
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    May 22, 2012 7:43 AM GMT
    Profile said99% of my sex dreams are straight sex dreams and they're awful.
    It gets better.
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    May 23, 2012 6:05 AM GMT
    Profile said99% of my sex dreams are straight sex dreams and they're awful.


    Those are called nightmares..
  • TheBizMan

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    May 23, 2012 6:17 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Profile said99% of my sex dreams are straight sex dreams and they're awful.
    It gets better.

    Bahaha well played.icon_lol.gif