cuddle, my ass! put out or get out!

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    May 24, 2012 6:08 AM GMT
    there's a cuddle thread on here (puke). i find lately that when people want to have sex, they ask me to come cuddle with them.

    um, no.

    i'll fuck you, but don't act like there's some need to contextualize all this within mooshy shit. i'm not driving my narrow ass all the way over to your damn place to fucking cuddle. cuddling makes me sweat in inconvenient places (i.e. the back of my knees, small of my back, butt crack, etc.). no, i don't want to cuddle. it also hurts my back to be all tangled up like that for more than about 5 minutes.

    you better put out, or i have to go to sleep ON MY SIDE OF THE BED.

    stay away, ye hairy furnaces...
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    May 24, 2012 6:13 AM GMT
    No, YOU better put out.
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    May 24, 2012 6:15 AM GMT
    Next time a guy wants to cuddle with you, give him one of these pillows. icon_lol.gif

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    May 24, 2012 6:15 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidNo, YOU better put out.



    well, HEEEEEEEEEY! LOL


    that fake arm reminds me of something from an In Living Color skit... (i just dated myself BIG TIME)

    (but i've been dating myself for years now... LOL sorry, bad joke at my own expense)
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    May 24, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    xrichx saidNext time a guy wants to cuddle with you, give him one of these pillows. icon_lol.gif

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    It's scary.
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    May 24, 2012 6:17 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    TheBizMan saidNo, YOU better put out.



    well, HEEEEEEEEEY! LOL


    that fake arm reminds me of something from an In Living Color skit... (i just dated myself BIG TIME)

    You can dooo what ya wanna dooo, in living color!
    I faintly remember the song from when I was like 4
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    May 24, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    Da Fly Girlz.
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    May 24, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    I always find it odd that gay men still need to beat around the bush. 99.9% of us go on hook up sites to get some ass or dick. No need to beat around the bush.


    "Cuddling"? Yeah, right. Just stick it in my butt!!!

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    May 24, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    dancerjack said
    TheBizMan saidNo, YOU better put out.



    well, HEEEEEEEEEY! LOL


    that fake arm reminds me of something from an In Living Color skit... (i just dated myself BIG TIME)

    You can dooo what ya wanna dooo, in living color!
    I faintly remember the song from when I was like 4



    mhm. whipper snapper



    AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN DOING WITH HIS LEGS?? He sure as hell better not be trying to cuddle with anybody while doing that... lol
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    May 24, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    What if they offer gas money? icon_razz.gif
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    May 24, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said


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    Ahhh AHHHHH!!!

    WHAT IS THIS THE NIGHTMARE THREAD?

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    700 postizzles
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    May 24, 2012 6:21 AM GMT
    It's called fuckling.
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    May 24, 2012 6:21 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhat if they offer gas money? icon_razz.gif



    hmmm... well, i am a bidnizz man. i'm sure we can find some kind of arrangement that werqz
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    May 24, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidIt's called fuckling.



    hm. to fuckle = having sex whilst wrapped around someone (and getting sweaty on the back of the knees as a result).
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    May 24, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    Gas money and a Whooper combo from Burger King.
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    May 24, 2012 6:23 AM GMT
    SOLD!
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    May 24, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    paulflexes saidWhat if they offer gas money? icon_razz.gif



    hmmm... well, i am a bidnizz man. i'm sure we can find some kind of arrangement that werqz

    xrichx saidGas money and a Whooper combo from Burger King.

    dancerjack saidSOLD!
    Pfft...I'll do better than that. I'll throw in a glass of water.
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    May 24, 2012 6:46 AM GMT
    I actually like cuddling for one reason, I always get zombie cold in bed or just sitting. Maybe it cause of genetics or of growing up in my younger years in the middle east; my body is super efficient at cooling so i love space heaters icon_smile.gif I actually use an electric one to warm me up a few hrs every morning but a human one is preferable!
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    May 24, 2012 6:52 AM GMT
    I read the title and thought you wanted your arse cuddled, icon_rolleyes.gif

    I have no idea why gay guys beat around the bush (haha that means something tawdry here lol) I mean whats wrong with just saying i wanna fuck your sweet arse.icon_lol.gif
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    May 24, 2012 7:15 AM GMT
    I think cuddling makes it better.
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    May 24, 2012 3:10 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidthere's a cuddle thread on here (puke). i find lately that when people want to have sex, they ask me to come cuddle with them.

    um, no.

    i'll fuck you, but don't act like there's some need to contextualize all this within mooshy shit. i'm not driving my narrow ass all the way over to your damn place to fucking cuddle. cuddling makes me sweat in inconvenient places (i.e. the back of my knees, small of my back, butt crack, etc.). no, i don't want to cuddle. it also hurts my back to be all tangled up like that for more than about 5 minutes.

    you better put out, or i have to go to sleep ON MY SIDE OF THE BED.

    stay away, ye hairy furnaces...
    I read this and got the weirdest boner.....
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    May 24, 2012 3:47 PM GMT
    Why not be honest with your potential hookups. After the initial Hi's, What ups?, You intos?, just be up front and honest and say that you just want to come over, pound their asses, and leave. No cuddling, no kissing, and if you wouldn't mind could you put this bag over your head so I can completely dehumanize you?

    You may not be very successful but I'm sure there are few guys out there who don't mind being treated as no more than a Fleshlight. Or why not just go to your local gloryhole?
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    May 24, 2012 3:52 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI always find it odd that gay men still need to beat around the bush. 99.9% of us go on hook up sites to get some ass or dick. No need to beat around the bush.


    "Cuddling"? Yeah, right. Just stick it in my butt!!!

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    OH. MY. GHAA...

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    May 24, 2012 3:53 PM GMT
    cold saidI think cuddling makes it better.


    I agree. For a short while. Then kick them out. icon_razz.gif

    UndercoverMan said
    You may not be very successful but I'm sure there are few guys out there who don't mind being treated as no more than a Fleshlight.


    A whole lot of them, if the online profiles are to be believed.
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    May 24, 2012 3:55 PM GMT
    You believe online profiles?!