The Freakiest Gay guys you've met

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    May 24, 2012 12:25 PM GMT
    Greetings guys!!

    Lets have a laugh!! List your most freakiest gay guy interactions and lets see whose wins?

    I shall kick one off:

    I briefly dated a guy who was charming. A masseur but said that he needed to be left alone during a full moon. I'm serious.

    He was rather hairy.... Maybe he really was a werewolf ..

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    May 24, 2012 12:46 PM GMT
    LOL
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    May 24, 2012 12:53 PM GMT
    Tony!!!

    You're right!! I remember him saying he was Cancer!!!


    Hahhahahahaahahjaa
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    May 24, 2012 1:04 PM GMT
    When I placed the personal ad from which I met my bf, one of the guys who responded seemed really nice in a phone conversation. Until he told me he was into knives. Really into knives. Really, really, REALLY into knives.
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    May 24, 2012 1:08 PM GMT
    i would say cash lol
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    May 24, 2012 1:19 PM GMT
    I met a deaf rent boy once. That was an interesting evening. He was Irish too so I couldn't understand a word he was saying.

    We ditched him quick time though because he was banned from a lot of places for 'soliciting'. icon_lol.gif
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    May 24, 2012 2:07 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    blactor saidGreetings guys!!

    Lets have a laugh!! List your most freakiest gay guy interactions and lets see whose wins?

    I shall kick one off:

    I briefly dated a guy who was charming. A masseur but said that he needed to be left alone during a full moon. I'm serious.

    He was rather hairy.... Maybe he really was a werewolf ..

    Anyone want to go next?

    Poor thing,, sounds like some of the Cancer men I know... to me.. they tend to be very Lunar folks and go a bit crazy during a full moon! Scampering left to right all in a tizzy...icon_rolleyes.gif



    I'm a Cancer and that is me everyday. A full moon is not necessary.
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    May 24, 2012 11:12 PM GMT
    Me.
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    May 24, 2012 11:28 PM GMT
    A ventriloquist who always carried his original home-made puppet around with him in a large shoulder bag, a kind of Muppet knock-off. And most times when you spoke with him, he insisted you carry on the conversation with the puppet, not to the guy directly. Could make you feel very awkward in public, and most guys avoided him. And BTW, he was a bad ventriloquist, but I guess he could have done OK in Muppet-like shows where the operators are out of view.
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    May 24, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    I"m still trying to find a gay guy who's as freaky as I am.
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    May 25, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
    I had dated a guy for a while when he suddenly told me was going to live to be 160 years old. When I said he'd be the first human in history to accomplish that, he got all upset at my skeptical tone, and said he wasn't joking.

    He claimed he was working with a doctor on methods that would allow him to live that long. And he would only date guys who believed he would succeed. He was fanatically serious, and when I remained doubtful, he said we could no longer be friends.

    I actually caved on that one, I liked him an awful lot aside from that eccentric quirk. So I satisfied him with a "maybe you will" reply, and tried to dance around the topic whenever he raised it.
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    May 25, 2012 12:17 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidI had dated a guy for a while when he suddenly told me was going to live to be 160 years old. When I said he'd be the first human in history to accomplish that, he got all upset at my skeptical tone, and said he wasn't joking.

    He claimed he was working with a doctor on methods that would allow him to live that long. And he would only date guys who believed he would succeed. He was fanatically serious, and when I remained doubtful, he said we could no longer be friends.

    I actually caved on that one, I liked him an awful lot aside from that eccentric quirk. So I satisfied him with a "maybe you will" reply, and tried to dance around the topic whenever he raised it.
    With the current advancements in medical technology, I fully believe it's a very real possibility. icon_wink.gif

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    May 25, 2012 12:49 AM GMT
    Surely not - even with those hot abs???
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    May 25, 2012 12:57 AM GMT
    here's a really crazy one.. I think astrology is retarded.
  • josephmovie

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    May 25, 2012 1:10 AM GMT
    I went out with a guy in the early 80s who wanted to be an actor and used to practice his Oscar acceptance speech to me - seriously.

    I saw him about two years ago working in a ticket booth in a run down cinema. Sorta in the biz, I guess!
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    May 25, 2012 1:28 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidWith the current advancements in medical technology, I fully believe [a 160-year age is] a very real possibility. icon_wink.gif

    Perhaps, but not in time for him to make use of it - he's as old as me, the clock's gonna run out first.
  • TheBizMan

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    May 25, 2012 1:30 AM GMT
    showme saidWhen I placed the personal ad from which I met my bf, one of the guys who responded seemed really nice in a phone conversation. Until he told me he was into knives. Really into knives. Really, really, REALLY into knives.

    He probably wanted to cut a hole in you and have sex with it. icon_eek.gif
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    May 26, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    archon saidi would say cash lol


    You've been to the Dominican Republic huh? Mi madre is from la Republica Dominicana. How did you like it? Oh yeah, my freakiest gay interaction is probably vanilla compared to some other dudes I'm reading on here, lol. Cool dudes, that rocks!
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    May 27, 2012 1:35 PM GMT
    I met a Cuban guy on the bus once and after a week or so he invited me for sex at his place. We were in the middle of some hot sex and the words "I love you" slipped out of my mouth. It wasn't that I really meant I loved him cause I wasn't really that physically attracted to his body. But he had a handsome face. Anyway, he absolutely lost it. Got so upset. We never met up again after that, but a few times he walked by me on the street and would stare at me. I'm guessing hoping I'd say something, but I didn't. I just kept going.

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    May 27, 2012 1:55 PM GMT
    One of my brother's ex's. He was messed up on drugs, obsessed with him on daily basis, and living in some fantasy world of his own, but managed to drag every available faghag into his reality. Yeah, trippy shiit.
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    May 27, 2012 2:01 PM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    showme saidWhen I placed the personal ad from which I met my bf, one of the guys who responded seemed really nice in a phone conversation. Until he told me he was into knives. Really into knives. Really, really, REALLY into knives.

    He probably wanted to cut a hole in you and have sex with it. icon_eek.gif


    kinda like how bedbugs have sex...

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    May 27, 2012 2:10 PM GMT
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    showme saidWhen I placed the personal ad from which I met my bf, one of the guys who responded seemed really nice in a phone conversation. Until he told me he was into knives. Really into knives. Really, really, REALLY into knives.

    He probably wanted to cut a hole in you and have sex with it. icon_eek.gif
    If he wants to fuck a bloody hole, he's not really gay. icon_eek.gif
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    May 27, 2012 4:25 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TheBizMan said
    showme saidWhen I placed the personal ad from which I met my bf, one of the guys who responded seemed really nice in a phone conversation. Until he told me he was into knives. Really into knives. Really, really, REALLY into knives.

    He probably wanted to cut a hole in you and have sex with it. icon_eek.gif
    If he wants to fuck a bloody hole, he's not really gay. icon_eek.gif

    Sick fucks! Why can't I stop laughing?
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    May 27, 2012 4:59 PM GMT
    Well, actually, my boyfriend of 4.5 years back in the Old Country was slightly derang... eccentric. Once, we went on a week-long trip to Vienna (Austria) with his bff. She made a comment about one of his shirts ("Wow! That's... colorful... :p") and he was so offended, he didn't speak to a human soul for the rest of the trip.

    Seriously, not a human soul. Not even the cab driver when he asked where he'd like to go. Or the waiter taking the order at the restaurant. Or even his mother when HE called HER. He would call and not say a word.
  • highforthis

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    May 27, 2012 5:01 PM GMT
    My ex once put on one of those venetian masks with the long noses right as we started getting it on... I freaked out, so he never brought it to bed again. icon_biggrin.gif