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Real simple - add to the story - limited to 5 words.

I'll start:

It was a warm summer...

a man who he thought...

poked him in the eye

Using a razor sharp chopstick.

Jay hid under the mushroom

tree, because he was only...

thinking he was just dreaming!

But it was much worse

- it was hallucinations caused by

sleep deprivation...and those mushrooms!

Meanwhile, in a Tibetan synagogue,

(haha I screwed you all)

the Buddhist monk who had

turrets syndrome, suddenly burst out, "

"The end is TRULY near!"

It was a warm summer in Acapulco when Jay saw a man who he thought poked him in the eye using a razor sharp chopstick. Jay hid under the mushroom tree, because he was only thinking he was just dreaming! But it was much worse - it was hallucinations caused by sleep deprivation...and those mushrooms!

Meanwhile, in a Tibetan synagogue, the Buddhist monk who had tourette's syndrome, suddenly burst out, "The end is TRULY near!".

But Jay wasn't aware of...

the fact that it was

a giant boxing glove flying directly

towards the village. He quickly...

changed into his flaming red...

hot pants and matching pumps...

and ran away, arms flailing

which drew the attention of...

French Poodle wearing a dress

and its butch owner, Rocko

whos is secretly nelly

and a former "American Idol"...

reject, but should have won.

Of course, he blames Bush...

for the massive FAIL in...

everything including chicken pox and...

the tragic death of Catwoman.

Rocko charged toward the glove...

(let's try to keep this somewhat on track, people!)

hoping to end it all.

Suddenly, Rosie O'Donnell announced...

"That glove is MINE, fools!"

and snatched it before...

Rocko could grab it for himself.

Out of nowhere, in walks...

...Jay with a shotgun in...

full drag AND he's pissed!

"Alright, you bitches, who put

Botox in my left testicle?

It looks young again, but

I can't get a hardon

Someone will pay for this

and that boxing glove needs

some more pink sequins!" He...

gave his junk another tug,

and proceeded to spray the...

unsuspecting Tibetans with a suffocating

irishboxers saidunsuspecting Tibetans with a suffocating

nerve gas that makes you

giggle like a school girl

until you wet your panties....

the tibetans chanted in unison...

"Don't TASE me bro!"...

and removed their saffron colored...

pantyhose and whipped out their...

Mickey Mouse ears and...

grabs Jay's shotgun with their

mind-bending ability. But Jay...

is hiding something shocking that...

(Damn guys. I can't even keep up! lol)

he can only reveal to...

estelle getty who is dead...

or Heath Ledge, also dead...

but holds the key to...

world peace and famine relief...

Suddenly, Jay receives a call...

the line suddenly goes dead...

he recognized the number, it...

was the last guy he

met on realJock

Jay immediately booked a flight...

but forgot his passport at...

the bank while withdrawing cash

to pay his last trick

who ended up dead alongside...

the trick before that

found naked and half-eaten

in the woods by wolves.

Luckily a spare passport was

but identifiable and readable, so...

VinBaltimore saidLuckily a spare passport was

found in the Tibetan pantyhose

which were quite horribly soiled....

But it was not His?

Or was it? Please discuss.

Cher says it was not

, but who would believe her?

Most people would, except for...

the bisexuals who felt alone

and alienated by Cher's tattoos...

and a pair of rednecks

necking beneath the redwood grove.

Suddenly, the earth started shaking

and from below rose up...

Ms. Divine from the grave

along with Estelle and Heath.

like three pissed off and

and she bellowed tremdously, "Bitches..."

Where the fuck is my...

Oscar for my performance in

Steel Magnolias Two - Shelby Returns

from spending 3 years in prison

for faking an RJ profile

Then They Stalked Lol' Cat's

with a pitchfork and gasoline

so Ceiling Cat smited them...

and buried them forever

until Basement Cat resurrected them...

to do his evil bidding.....

Suddenly Chucky appeared from nowhere.

Straight from the buffet

and MikePhil brandished his crucifix...

But Chucky was not alone.

...he brought his flying monkeys...

...who had serious roid rage...

...but left the leases home...

...and they violently sodomized MikePhil...

...who was understandably quite irritated...

That the g0ys were watching.

then frottaged him to death...

It seemed one was forsaken

as the mystery seemed solved...............

Yet down under ONE watched.

And through Zim's window he saw.....

a bottle of teeth whitener

Caslon approaching with his LOLCats!

and an abridged English dictionary

To smite those that don't...

know every Kangaroo sex position

meanwhile, back in tibet...

There was this Lhasa Apso

No not that Gay Monk

technically, he's a nun now...

a flying transgender shaolin nun.

This thread makes me go


Little-known botany fact: mushroom trees are an abomination.

Also, those Buddhist monks must have felt a little lost in a synagogue.

Sedative saida flying transgender shaolin nun.

bearing a clitoris and penis,

in a pretty little basket

so it's EASTER everyday!

He lost his Easter Eggs!

he thought they were suppositories...

and had given them to...

the easter bunny with hemorrhoids.

But he ate them instead?

And then was horribly constipated

after a severe titty twister

so he took some Keopectate

And Died yeh Died!

----cops think Chucky killed him......

He had an Alibi?

And they livedhappilyeverafter. THE END

But Hollywood wanted a sequel...