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  • parametric

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    May 26, 2012 10:42 AM GMT
    I'm now officially a Department of Conservation and Recreation Aquatics Safety Team Member. That is a Lifeguard. Carson Beach is going to be super safe this summer, thanks to my hunky self.

    I got really great grades on my whistle twirling practical exam, and was head in my class on nose-lotion-application.

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    May 26, 2012 12:15 PM GMT
    parametric saidI'm now officially a Department of Conservation and Recreation Aquatics Safety Team Member. That is a Lifeguard. Carson Beach is going to be super safe this summer, thanks to my hunky self.

    I got really great grades on my whistle twirling practical exam, and was head in my class on nose-lotion-application.



    Where is Carson Beach?
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    May 26, 2012 12:33 PM GMT
    I'll make sure to take a high dive whenever I find myself in your pool. icon_wink.gif
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    May 26, 2012 12:36 PM GMT
    You twirl your whistle, but how well did you do on the slow motion running while maintaining appropriate facial expressions and making sure the sun captured you glistening perfectly in the sunlight??? Hmmm???
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    May 26, 2012 12:49 PM GMT
    I so need mouth to mouth resuscitation.
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    May 26, 2012 1:36 PM GMT
    A manscaping business????!

    Oh, you said SAVING.

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    May 26, 2012 1:44 PM GMT
    Congrats! But sorry not a lifeguard on Haulover Beach, just a little north of Miami, and south of me.

    A legally nude beach, the lifeguards must wear red swimsuits, while the public goes naked. But when the lifeguards are on break, between rotations, they come down from their station, and many slip their suits off to lie on the beach.

    And such bodies! Perfect swimmer's builds, needless to say. And needless to say, I always pick a spot on the beach near the lifeguard station. That's to assure when I go in the ocean, a lifeguard is nearby. icon_wink.gif
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    May 26, 2012 2:38 PM GMT
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    May 26, 2012 2:40 PM GMT
    parametric saidI'm now officially a Department of Conservation and Recreation Aquatics Safety Team Member. That is a Lifeguard.


    I'm dying. icon_lol.gif

    Not in a mean way! That's awesome brother.
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    May 26, 2012 2:54 PM GMT
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    May 26, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidCongrats! But sorry not a lifeguard on Haulover Beach, just a little north of Miami, and south of me.

    A legally nude beach, the lifeguards must wear red swimsuits, while the public goes naked. But when the lifeguards are on break, between rotations, they come down from their station, and many slip their suits off to lie on the beach.

    And such bodies! Perfect swimmer's builds, needless to say. And needless to say, I always pick a spot on the beach near the lifeguard station. That's to assure when I go in the ocean, a lifeguard is nearby. icon_wink.gif


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    May 26, 2012 3:12 PM GMT
    Dream Job: Department of Conservation and Recreation Aquatics Safety Team Member Sun Protection Application Member...........icon_wink.gif



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    May 27, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    swimguychicago saidI so need mouth to mouth resuscitation.


    Damn! You beat me to it.....icon_razz.gif
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    May 27, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidmark-sanchez-lifeguard.jpg
    What's your uniform going to be like?


    Since Tebow is gonna take over the Jets, Mark Sanchez will make a better lifeguard!
  • parametric

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    May 27, 2012 11:50 AM GMT
    I posted my uniform in my profile pics. The cool windbreaker is my favorite.