A tale of the sauna at my gym #YCYL

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    May 27, 2012 11:11 AM GMT
    A few days ago, I was going to the water fountain at the gym, which is next to the pool/sauna area. As I was getting my drink, I hear a pissed dude yelling. I turn and see a big 30-something dude, wearing a swimsuit, chasing an anorexic twink gaysian, wearing a towel, out of the sauna. The dude continues yelling, "keep your fuckin' towel on, pervert!" Keep in mind, the sauna is open to both sexes. The twink hurriedly ran away toward the locker room, and looked like he was about to piss himself.

    Conclusion: You cruise, you lose #YCYL
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    May 27, 2012 11:14 AM GMT
    YNPH*

    *You need professional help.
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    May 27, 2012 11:25 AM GMT
    Caslon19000 saidYNPH*

    *You need professional help.


    lol

    I'm trying to get a message out. What would be the point if I weren't persistent with said message?
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    May 27, 2012 11:43 AM GMT
    lol xD

    I was at a gym a few weeks ago with a friend. I got changed in the locker room, then proceeded to the toilet area to use the urinal. As I finished and went to go to the sinks, I saw a guy standing behind me, looking at me, waiting to use the same spot.... I proceeded to walk out, then realised I hadn't washed my hands so I headed back.

    Whilst washing, I looked up into the mirrow, and low and behold, I could see that the guy was furiously masturbating into said urinal.... Hmm

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    May 27, 2012 1:12 PM GMT
    couple of weeks ago after workout thought I'd go hit the sauna.
    I walked passed the showers I see the door of the sauna it's made out of dark glass, I opened the door and suddenly I see a very small room with three naked oldies looking at me............. I accidentally said "ieww" out loud and closed the door walking away thinking awkwaaaard... icon_redface.gif So I went tanning instead.

    I now go to another gym which also has a sauna but for both sexes, atleast there when I open the door I wont find any surprises icon_smile.gif
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    May 27, 2012 1:43 PM GMT
    HawkEyez saidcouple of weeks ago after workout thought I'd go hit the sauna.
    I walked passed the showers I see the door of the sauna it's made out of dark glass, I opened the door and suddenly I see a very small room with three naked oldies looking at me............. I accidentally said "ieww" out loud and closed the door walking away thinking awkwaaaard... icon_redface.gif So I went tanning instead.

    I now go to another gym which also has a sauna but for both sexes, atleast there when I open the door I wont find any surprises icon_smile.gif
    haha awkward but funny.... and yeah iewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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    May 27, 2012 1:48 PM GMT
    Stories like these bring a little sunshine in my life.

    Oh wait, it's just the morning sun coming through the window.


    YCYL!!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 27, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    HawkEyez saidcouple of weeks ago after workout thought I'd go hit the sauna.
    I walked passed the showers I see the door of the sauna it's made out of dark glass, I opened the door and suddenly I see a very small room with three naked oldies looking at me............. I accidentally said "ieww" out loud and closed the door walking away thinking awkwaaaard... icon_redface.gif So I went tanning instead.

    I now go to another gym which also has a sauna but for both sexes, atleast there when I open the door I wont find any surprises icon_smile.gif

    So what you're saying is 3 older gentlemen were using the sauna and you, at 26, decided to have a spas attack.

    Well, as I tell a young friend who likes to tease me about my age, I made it to this age. There is no guarantee that you will. icon_wink.gif
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    May 27, 2012 2:59 PM GMT


    "I turn and see a big 30-something dude, wearing a swimsuit, chasing an anorexic twink gaysian, wearing a towel, out of the sauna. The dude continues yelling, "keep your fuckin' towel on, pervert!"


    Jumping to conclusions on perceptions only without facts.

    YAYF

    (you assume you fail)
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    May 27, 2012 3:02 PM GMT
    Firebrand saidA few days ago, I was going to the water fountain at the gym, which is next to the pool/sauna area. As I was getting my drink, I hear a pissed dude yelling. I turn and see a big 30-something dude, wearing a swimsuit, chasing an anorexic twink gaysian, wearing a towel, out of the sauna. The dude continues yelling, "keep your fuckin' towel on, pervert!" Keep in mind, the sauna is open to both sexes. The twink hurriedly ran away toward the locker room, and looked like he was about to piss himself.

    Conclusion: You cruise, you lose #YCYL


    What does his race have to do with your story?
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    May 27, 2012 3:13 PM GMT
    sbwlguy said
    Firebrand saidA few days ago, I was going to the water fountain at the gym, which is next to the pool/sauna area. As I was getting my drink, I hear a pissed dude yelling. I turn and see a big 30-something dude, wearing a swimsuit, chasing an anorexic twink gaysian, wearing a towel, out of the sauna. The dude continues yelling, "keep your fuckin' towel on, pervert!" Keep in mind, the sauna is open to both sexes. The twink hurriedly ran away toward the locker room, and looked like he was about to piss himself.

    Conclusion: You cruise, you lose #YCYL


    What does his race have to do with your story?


    What does his eating disorder have to do with your story? icon_smile.gif
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    May 27, 2012 3:20 PM GMT
    HawkEyez saidI now go to another gym which also has a sauna but for both sexes, atleast there when I open the door I wont find any surprises icon_smile.gif

    Not necessarily. In college I used a co-ed sauna, and some of the women made a complaint with the gym staff that some men were wearing just a towel, and not covering themselves adequately.

    So the gym started checking, and a few days later when they went in the sauna to inspect, found 2 topless women with towels around their waists, sitting with the men. Now there's a surprise for you.

    The result was the school put up signs saying that sauna rules required a swim suit or gym attire inside, towels alone were not permitted.
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    May 27, 2012 5:33 PM GMT
    Caslon19000 said
    HawkEyez saidcouple of weeks ago after workout thought I'd go hit the sauna.
    I walked passed the showers I see the door of the sauna it's made out of dark glass, I opened the door and suddenly I see a very small room with three naked oldies looking at me............. I accidentally said "ieww" out loud and closed the door walking away thinking awkwaaaard... icon_redface.gif So I went tanning instead.

    I now go to another gym which also has a sauna but for both sexes, atleast there when I open the door I wont find any surprises icon_smile.gif

    So what you're saying is 3 older gentlemen were using the sauna and you, at 26, decided to have a spas attack.

    Well, as I tell a young friend who likes to tease me about my age, I made it to this age. There is no guarantee that you will. icon_wink.gif


    Well someone is a bit sensitive about age.. icon_rolleyes.gif
    True.. I admitt my reaction was childish and that's why I said "accidentally"
    But I'm not going to apoligize for not liking what I saw...

    And with all due respect it might work with your young friend but I don't feel challanged in the least.. I hope you understand that achievements or experiences in life has nothing to do with age icon_wink.gif

    Anyway.. If I offended you or anyone else with my previous post I sincerely apoligize..


    @Art_Deco

    Lol it's the same in this gym there's also a sign that says it's required to wear a swimsuit. Haven't seen anyone breaking the rules icon_smile.gif
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    May 27, 2012 5:44 PM GMT
    here we go again. It's just nudity. get over it.
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    May 27, 2012 6:00 PM GMT
    you're the carrie nation of gyms icon_wink.gif
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    May 27, 2012 6:02 PM GMT
    hahaa awesome XD this is hilarious
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    May 27, 2012 6:05 PM GMT
    calibro saidyou're the carrie nation of gyms icon_wink.gif

    Indeed! Her very reincarnation....

    YBYL ... You Booze, You Lose!

    CarryNation.jpg

    "She described herself as "a bulldog running along at the feet of Jesus, barking at what He doesn't like," "

    Spot on!
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    May 27, 2012 6:05 PM GMT
    Caslon19000 said
    calibro saidyou're the carrie nation of gyms icon_wink.gif

    Indeed! Her very reincarnation....

    YBYL ... You Booze, You Lose!

    CarryNation.jpg


    i'm so in love with you right now it's not even funny
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    May 27, 2012 6:06 PM GMT
    Caslon19000 said
    calibro saidyou're the carrie nation of gyms icon_wink.gif

    Indeed! Her very reincarnation....

    YBYL ... You Booze, You Lose!

    CarryNation.jpg

    i just spit my water everywhere, lmfao.
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    May 27, 2012 6:09 PM GMT
    calibro said
    Caslon19000 said
    calibro saidyou're the carrie nation of gyms icon_wink.gif

    Indeed! Her very reincarnation....

    YBYL ... You Booze, You Lose!

    CarryNation.jpg


    i'm so in love with you right now it's not even funny

    Can we act on that feeling right now before it passes? ... icon_biggrin.gif
  • LJay

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    May 27, 2012 6:14 PM GMT
    Firebrand, your point has been made and made and made and made and made ad nauseam. We get it. The point is that you are a boor.

    As for this last excuse to quote your kiddie-sized mantra, did you ever consider that a lot of people are taught NOT to wear clothing in a sauna. The Asian may well be one of those and the guy yelling may just be ignorant.

    You don't think. You stink.
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    May 27, 2012 6:15 PM GMT
    OP said

    "I turn and see a big 30-something dude, wearing a swimsuit, chasing an anorexic twink gaysian, wearing a towel, out of the sauna. The dude continues yelling, "keep your fuckin' towel on, pervert!"


    so what did we miss?

    Eating Disorder, check.

    Gay, check.

    Asian, check.

    Twink, check.


    But what if he were a masc musc bro Asian guy with a 50" chest, 21" arms, and a 28" waist, as well as a 9.5" swinging dick?

    Statistical improbability of all those criteria meshing in one human aside, I think there is a possibility that his accidental dropping of towel might have been overlooked by the righteously indignant and justifiably offended patron.
  • calibro

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    May 27, 2012 6:17 PM GMT
    Caslon19000 said
    calibro said
    Caslon19000 said
    calibro saidyou're the carrie nation of gyms icon_wink.gif

    Indeed! Her very reincarnation....

    YBYL ... You Booze, You Lose!

    CarryNation.jpg


    i'm so in love with you right now it's not even funny

    Can we act on that feeling right now before it passes? ... icon_biggrin.gif


    ben gurion airport, middle stall?
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    May 27, 2012 6:21 PM GMT
    To the Asian's defense (and that of various Russians, Belarussians, Ukrainians, Finns, Swedes, Norwegians, and assorted other people from cultures where communal sauna nudity is accepted) I have seen plenty of these guys go n00d in saunas and steamrooms in a completely non-cruisey manner.

    Perhaps this kid was just unaware of our generally more prudish/morally hypersensitive cultural norms here in the USA on avoiding public nudity, and the raging guy was overreacting.

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    May 27, 2012 6:22 PM GMT
    HawkEyez said@Art_Deco

    Lol it's the same in this gym there's also a sign that says it's required to wear a swimsuit. Haven't seen anyone breaking the rules icon_smile.gif

    Whereas until recent years, and the rise of the new modesty, men's saunas used to prohibit any clothing, except for a towel. Army saunas were the same way, and in fact some were built at the far end of a gang shower, so you had to pass under the shower heads to get there.

    Aside from finding a swimsuit uncomfortable in that heat, I've gotten rather prominent waistband rashes, which I think may be a mild latex allergy that only occurs under those conditions of high heat, open pores and perspiration. As a consequence I simply won't use a sauna where a swimsuit is required.