I'm being stalked by the man of my dreams.

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    May 28, 2012 12:40 AM GMT
    Discuss.
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    May 28, 2012 12:43 AM GMT
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    Stalking kitty is pleased....
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    May 28, 2012 12:56 AM GMT
    AWWWW!!! KITTEH!

    Seriously though... I'm overly defensive. How do I show interest without becoming uninteresting in the process?
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    May 28, 2012 1:10 AM GMT
    Tell him that you think hes attractive and would like to hang out sometime.. Obviously he thinks you are so y not.....icon_idea.gif
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    May 28, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    Ah. That's too simple.

    Boys lose interest once they know they can get you.
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    May 28, 2012 1:16 AM GMT
    Just flirt right back.
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    May 28, 2012 1:16 AM GMT
    Stalk him back.
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    May 28, 2012 1:19 AM GMT
    Call the dream police.

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    May 28, 2012 1:25 AM GMT
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    May 28, 2012 1:32 AM GMT
    Fine. I'll flirt back. I'm very good at it while I'm working. I suck at it when I'm off the clock.
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    May 28, 2012 1:38 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidI'm being stalked by the man of my dreams.
    Thank you for the compliment. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2012 1:39 AM GMT
    You are smart enough not to waste this opportunity
    but don't appear to eager or he'll think you are easy
    Why don't you just stumble when he's around?
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    May 28, 2012 1:43 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    dancerjack saidI'm being stalked by the man of my dreams.
    Thank you for the compliment. icon_biggrin.gif



    I never have anything but compliments for you (but don't even think about taking a shit on my yacht).
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    May 28, 2012 1:43 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    paulflexes said
    dancerjack saidI'm being stalked by the man of my dreams.
    Thank you for the compliment. icon_biggrin.gif



    I never have anything but compliments for you (but don't even think about taking a shit on my yacht).
    Ok, I'll hang my ass off the side instead of using the shitter. icon_razz.gif
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    May 28, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidYou are smart enough not to waste this opportunity
    but don't appear to eager or he'll think you are easy
    Why don't you just stumble when he's around?



    But... I have made a whole career out of being easy (or at least available), so I can't really stop now.
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    May 28, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    bhp91126 saidYou are smart enough not to waste this opportunity
    but don't appear to eager or he'll think you are easy
    Why don't you just stumble when he's around?



    But... I have made a whole career out of being easy (or at least available), so I can't really stop now.
    If he's truly the man of your dreams, he won't expect you to stop. Work is work. icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2012 1:55 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    bhp91126 saidYou are smart enough not to waste this opportunity
    but don't appear to eager or he'll think you are easy
    Why don't you just stumble when he's around?



    But... I have made a whole career out of being easy (or at least available), so I can't really stop now.
    Then let him stalk you until you catch him.

    or

    flip the situation around and suck him in (like a Penis Flytrap)
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    May 28, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    That honey bear image is disturbing.
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    May 28, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    dancerjack said
    bhp91126 saidYou are smart enough not to waste this opportunity
    but don't appear to eager or he'll think you are easy
    Why don't you just stumble when he's around?



    But... I have made a whole career out of being easy (or at least available), so I can't really stop now.
    Then let him stalk you until you catch him.

    or

    flip the situation around and suck him in (like a Penis Flytrap)



    Genius. I love you.
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    May 28, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
    Enough with the game playing. Clearly he does it for you. And even more clearly, you do it for him. So be direct. Call him out and take him out for drink. That will start the real chase. icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    He lives 1,200 miles away, or something insane like that. Such are the turbulent affairs on RJ.
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    May 28, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
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    Note to self, throw away honey bear when I get home 0_0
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    May 28, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    Don't fear the honey bear... He wants to give you something sweet... MWAHAHAHA
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    May 28, 2012 2:55 AM GMT
    lucky bastard
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    May 28, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    OP go file divorce papers, you are clearly bored lol