Guys changing under a towel. HILARIOUS

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    May 28, 2012 3:00 AM GMT
    I find it hilarious when I see guys at the gym who are in the locker room changing and use a towel to hide their cock and ass to slip off their shorts or go into a stall to change. HILARIOUS!!!

    When did guys become so cock shy or paranoid or both? When I was in high school all of us changed freely and were nude in the locker room. We even walked from our lockers to the showers completely nude and picked up a towel after we showered. This was at a Catholic High School too. Now that I am an adult and workout at a regular gym all the guys are afraid to be nude in the locker room.

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    May 28, 2012 3:26 AM GMT
    When you were in school, there were more hot people.
  • starboard5

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    May 28, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
    Whenever I see this I want to say, "There's over 3 billion of them on the planet; yours ain't that special."
  • TheBizMan

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    May 28, 2012 3:31 AM GMT
    starboard5 saidWhenever I see this I want to say, "There's over 3 billion of them on the planet; yours ain't that special."


    Except mine.
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    May 28, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
    well, i've never done anything THAT bad, but I went through hell in elementary school in the locker rooms so I've always a bit self-conscious.
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    May 28, 2012 3:37 AM GMT
    tightmuscle saidI find it hilarious when I see guys at the gym who are in the locker room changing and use a towel to hide their cock and ass to slip off their shorts or go into a stall to change. HILARIOUS!!!

    When did guys become so cock shy or paranoid or both? When I was in high school all of us changed freely and were nude in the locker room. We even walked from our lockers to the showers completely nude and picked up a towel after we showered. This was at a Catholic High School too. Now that I am an adult and workout at a regular gym all the guys are afraid to be nude in the locker room.



    It's just another symptom of America's nudity phobia. And now all urinals are separated by a stupid divider as if someone will have a heart attack if they see another guy's penis. I think we're slowly reverting back to the Victorian era.
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    May 28, 2012 3:43 AM GMT
    You creep, you weep, #YCYL, etc. Nudity is no big, just don't be creepy about it.
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    May 28, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    Maybe I'm being silly but perhaps people can just change their clothes however they want in the locker room.
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    May 28, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    Firebrand saidYou creep, you weep, #YCYL, etc. Nudity is no big, just don't be creepy about it.


    You'll eventually forget all the words you learned till today and just be capable of saying: YCYL. Seriously.
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    May 28, 2012 3:52 AM GMT
    Hah, coming from the one who doesn't have face pics. Who cares?

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    May 28, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
    whodafuq really cares?

    Here are some guidelines for stress-free gym-going:

    1. Go to Gym

    2. Put your stuff in your locker

    3. Go to weight room and move large weights around, with good form and short rest periods.

    4. Be nice and wipe your pools of sweat off the equipment when you are done.

    5. Go to locker, change out of your sweaty gym clothes, wrap a towel around your waist, grab soap and shampoo...

    6. Shower. Rinse. Dry.

    7. Go back to locker, change to street clothes

    8. GTFO and go back home or to work or to whatever gainful activity is appropriate.

    Whether people want to walk about with their wangs hanging out, or if they cover everything from the nipple to the kneecap in a towel is their own business.

    Overall: avoid lingering making excessive eye contact, groping of genitalia, or full-on-wild-monkey-sex while on gym property to avoid getting tossed out of of the gym, your membership revoked, or arrested and jailed for indecent exposure and your name made into a permanent addition to the sex offender registry.

    Really folks, it ain't fucking rocket science. An admiring glance here, or a subtle mental noting of someone's ass for later spankage there won't be a big deal, but the overt creeping and lurking in hopes of making a RL porn script come true is not really welcomed by most gym patrons who are paying for a safe and generally non-creepy gym experience.
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    May 28, 2012 3:58 AM GMT
    Splendidus_1 said
    Firebrand saidYou creep, you weep, #YCYL, etc. Nudity is no big, just don't be creepy about it.


    You'll eventually forget all the words you learned till today and just be capable of saying: YCYL. Seriously.
    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif He should change his screenname to that!
  • Splendidus_1

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    May 28, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    Some people are unsecure of their body, thus using the stall. Some people consider that showing your private parts is an intimate act.
    Still, I think it's a bit too much, changing under a towel ... When I'm changing, I take my time. After the shower ... I hate to feel that I'm not dry, so I take a bit on that process, thus having to be full naked for a while, it doesn't bother me at all. If people want to look at my junk, be my guest ... I was taught not to stare though.
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    May 28, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    JoyfullyRandom said
    Splendidus_1 said
    Firebrand saidYou creep, you weep, #YCYL, etc. Nudity is no big, just don't be creepy about it.


    You'll eventually forget all the words you learned till today and just be capable of saying: YCYL. Seriously.
    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif He should change his screenname to that!


    I did at one point, with YCYL.jpg as my profile pic.
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    May 28, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Firebrand said
    JoyfullyRandom said
    Splendidus_1 said
    Firebrand saidYou creep, you weep, #YCYL, etc. Nudity is no big, just don't be creepy about it.


    You'll eventually forget all the words you learned till today and just be capable of saying: YCYL. Seriously.
    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif He should change his screenname to that!


    I did at one point, with YCYL.jpg as my profile pic.


    You should get a cardboard, write YCYL on it, and join those guys who write: "The end is near!" on theirs!
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    May 28, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    Seriously, who gives a fuck? And why the need to put it in your profile too?


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    May 28, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    Splendidus_1 said
    You should get a cardboard, write YCYL on it, and join those guys who write: "The end is near!" on theirs!


    We already have a troll on here who does the whole apocalypse schtick, except he made it a lot more gruesome and agricultural.
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    May 28, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    Why does the way that someone else changes in the locker room affect you in any way? icon_confused.gif
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    May 28, 2012 4:29 AM GMT
    tightmuscle saidI find it hilarious when I see guys at the gym who are in the locker room changing and use a towel to hide their cock and ass to slip off their shorts or go into a stall to change. HILARIOUS!!!

    When did guys become so cock shy or paranoid or both? When I was in high school all of us changed freely and were nude in the locker room. We even walked from our lockers to the showers completely nude and picked up a towel after we showered. This was at a Catholic High School too. Now that I am an adult and workout at a regular gym all the guys are afraid to be nude in the locker room.




    icon_idea.gif Was he doing this in the first place or he started changing this way after you stared icon_twisted.gif at his stuff for a while?

    you miss your high-school, don't you? icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2012 4:35 AM GMT
    I think being nude in the locker room became a big deal when these guys realized that other guys were paying close attention to their changing habits.
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    May 28, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    BkBkBk saidI think being nude in the locker room became a big deal when these guys realized that other guys were paying close attention to their changing habits.


    +1
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    May 28, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    boydroid saidMaybe I'm being silly but perhaps people can just change their clothes however they want in the locker room.
    This.
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    May 28, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    Maybe the guy just wants to hide a scar, bruise or idk a pimple on his butt or something? I used to do this when I am a little insecure about something down below, but lately I became more of a let it hang free bird. icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
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    May 28, 2012 5:36 AM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 saidwell, i've never done anything THAT bad, but I went through hell in elementary school in the locker rooms so I've always a bit self-conscious.


    2nded.