Zombie Apocalypse begins in South Beach?

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    May 29, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    Just wondering if all the infamous RJers from the area are safe...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-miami-attackbre84r0o4-20120528,0,369038.story
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    May 29, 2012 2:33 AM GMT
    kt8320 saidJust wondering if all the infamous RJers from the area are safe...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-miami-attackbre84r0o4-20120528,0,369038.story


    Meh! Let them feast! It will be good to be forever rid of one particular troll that dwells there.
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    May 29, 2012 2:34 AM GMT
    Why does all the fun stuff have to happen when I'm working out of state? icon_sad.gif
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    May 29, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    kt8320 saidJust wondering if all the infamous RJers from the area are safe...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-miami-attackbre84r0o4-20120528,0,369038.story


    Meh! Let them feast! It will be good to be forever rid of one particular troll that dwells there.


    If we're thinking of the same troll, it would take them a month to pick that beached whale's carcass clean......
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    May 29, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    kt8320 saidJust wondering if all the infamous RJers from the area are safe...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-miami-attackbre84r0o4-20120528,0,369038.story


    Meh! Let them feast! It will be good to be forever rid of one particular troll that dwells there.
    He doesn't dwell there. And even if he did, they'd turn him away just like everyone else. icon_lol.gif
  • bischero

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    May 29, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    And so it begins...
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    May 29, 2012 3:53 AM GMT
    Yea I feel really bad for the victim of the attack. Truth be told, if I saw this I would:

    1) Shit bricks
    2) Hit the guy eating the person in the head with something really sharp
    3) repeat step 1
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    May 29, 2012 3:56 AM GMT
    Chainers saidYea I feel really bad for the victim of the attack. Truth be told, if I saw this I would:

    1) Shit bricks
    2) Hit the guy eating the person in the head with something really sharp
    3) repeat step 1

    repeat step 2, double tap
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    May 29, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    For those of you who thought this was a joke, I suggest you catch up....but it's probably already too late.

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    May 29, 2012 4:02 AM GMT
    Ckfeezy said
    Chainers saidYea I feel really bad for the victim of the attack. Truth be told, if I saw this I would:

    1) Shit bricks
    2) Hit the guy eating the person in the head with something really sharp
    3) repeat step 1

    repeat step 2, double tap


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  • HndsmKansan

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    May 29, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    I want "Munching Zombie" back on here... he's missed...

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    May 29, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Ckfeezy said
    Chainers saidYea I feel really bad for the victim of the attack. Truth be told, if I saw this I would:

    1) Shit bricks
    2) Hit the guy eating the person in the head with something really sharp
    3) repeat step 1

    repeat step 2, double tap


    The idea was it would continue down the cycle. Truth be told, I probably wouldnt be able to stop attacking and use the "resident evil" defense.
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    May 29, 2012 4:06 AM GMT
    anyone else stocking up on ammo?
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    May 29, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhy does all the fun stuff have to happen when I'm working out of state? icon_sad.gif

    Actually it's kind of unsettling, because there have been about 4 similar cases recently, of naked madmen attacking or nearly attacking people. The cause is believed to be a powerful form of LSD that causes such a rise in body temperature that the user, in a kind of delirium, tears away his own clothes.
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    May 29, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    smthjock saidanyone else stocking up on ammo?
    Does anyone in SoFla NOT have ammo?
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    May 29, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    paulflexes saidWhy does all the fun stuff have to happen when I'm working out of state? icon_sad.gif

    Actually it's kind of unsettling, because there have been about 4 similar cases recently, of naked madmen attacking or nearly attacking people. The cause is believed to be a powerful form of LSD that causes such a rise in body temperature that the user, in a kind of delirium, tears away his own clothes.
    That sounds kinda hot. Where can I get some?
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    May 29, 2012 4:18 AM GMT
    By the way, gentlemen, I of all people could not have much sympathy for that certain troll who claims to live rather close to where this Miami "zombie" attack took place. But let's not dishonor ourselves through wishes for his physical harm, nor anyone's, and certainly not of this horrific nature, even if meant as black humor.

    Agreed?
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    May 29, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidBy the way, gentlemen, I of all people could not have much sympathy for that certain troll who claims to live rather close to where this Miami "zombie" attack took place. But let's not dishonor ourselves through wishes for his personal harm, nor anyone's, and certainly not of this horrific nature, even if meant as black humor.

    Agreed?
    Read what I wrote about it. Even if he were there, they still wouldn't want him. icon_lol.gif
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    May 29, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    smthjock saidanyone else stocking up on ammo?

    No, but I did look at some contact tasers and pepper spray today, which are legal in Florida. A vendor had them at the Home Show we attended in Fort Lauderdale.

    Although part of the picture the police are forming about these suspected LSD cases is that the user acquires abnormal strength & resilience. The guy in this case kept munching as the bullets were being pumped into him, and it took 6 to bring him down. So I don't know if a taser or pepper spray would stop someone like that.
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    May 29, 2012 4:27 AM GMT
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    Art_Deco saidBy the way, gentlemen, I of all people could not have much sympathy for that certain troll who claims to live rather close to where this Miami "zombie" attack took place. But let's not dishonor ourselves through wishes for his physical harm, nor anyone's, and certainly not of this horrific nature, even if meant as black humor.

    Agreed?
    Read what I wrote about it. Even if he were there, they still wouldn't want him. icon_lol.gif

    Read the other posts, Paul, it's not yours. We need to tone this down.
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    May 29, 2012 4:37 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    smthjock saidanyone else stocking up on ammo?

    No, but I did look at some contact tasers and pepper spray today, which are legal in Florida. A vendor had them at the Home Show we attended in Fort Lauderdale.

    Although part of the picture the police are forming about these suspected LSD cases is that the user acquires abnormal strength & resilience. The guy in this case kept munching as the bullets were being pumped into him, and it took 6 to bring him down. So I don't know if a taser or pepper spray would stop someone like that.


    ...Where are you getting this information? This sounds too much like a sci-fi/horror flick to be true...
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    May 29, 2012 4:55 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    paulflexes said
    Art_Deco saidBy the way, gentlemen, I of all people could not have much sympathy for that certain troll who claims to live rather close to where this Miami "zombie" attack took place. But let's not dishonor ourselves through wishes for his physical harm, nor anyone's, and certainly not of this horrific nature, even if meant as black humor.

    Agreed?
    Read what I wrote about it. Even if he were there, they still wouldn't want him. icon_lol.gif

    Read the other posts, Paul, it's not yours. We need to tone this down.
    It's ok. If a preacher can legally wish ALL of us to be killed Nazi-style, it's totally ok for "some" of us to wish one of us to have his fugly face eaten. icon_lol.gif
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    May 29, 2012 4:56 AM GMT
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    Art_Deco said
    smthjock saidanyone else stocking up on ammo?

    No, but I did look at some contact tasers and pepper spray today, which are legal in Florida. A vendor had them at the Home Show we attended in Fort Lauderdale.

    Although part of the picture the police are forming about these suspected LSD cases is that the user acquires abnormal strength & resilience. The guy in this case kept munching as the bullets were being pumped into him, and it took 6 to bring him down. So I don't know if a taser or pepper spray would stop someone like that.


    ...Where are you getting this information? This sounds too much like a sci-fi/horror flick to be true...
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    May 29, 2012 5:05 AM GMT
    VSG1290 said...Where are you getting this information? This sounds too much like a sci-fi/horror flick to be true...

    Primarily from the Miami Herald and local TV here. The attack happened right behind the newspaper's offices, and was caught on their surveillance cameras. The Herald has actually become part of the story.

    I'll give you their link and you can explore. I see the story is evolving since earlier today, the police also now looking at "cocaine psychosis" as a cause. But check the links to 2 video reports (sorry they wouldn't embed).

    http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html

    http://miami.cbslocal.com/latest-videos?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=7336880

    http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/28/11923580-witness-to-naked-attack-the-guy-just-kept-eating-the-other-guy-away?lite