Cute waiters. They kill me.

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    May 29, 2012 4:17 AM GMT
    There was an exchange of glances over the course of my meal. But he was probably just doing his job. I just had to get this off my chest.
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    May 29, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    Anyone in Sydney knows that waiters are the cause of more break ups between gay guys than any other source.
    Waiters are sluts icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    But generally actors, icon_twisted.gif
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    May 29, 2012 4:27 AM GMT
    If they kill you, does this mean you're a *gasp* zombie?!?!? icon_eek.gif
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    May 29, 2012 4:29 AM GMT
    I always find it amusing when female servers get all flirty/touchy with me. Damn, girl.. I know you're working for tips, but you're barking up the wrong tree. icon_lol.gif
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    May 29, 2012 4:34 AM GMT
    xrichx saidI always find it amusing when female servers get all flirty/touchy with me. Damn, girl.. I know you're working for tips, but you're barking up the wrong tree. icon_lol.gif
    The cashier girl at Safeway was flirty with me tonight.
    Actually though, it was probably because of my alcohol...which totaled more than 75% of the $102 grocery bill. icon_lol.gif
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    May 29, 2012 5:50 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidActually though, it was probably because of my alcohol...which totaled more than 75% of the $102 grocery bill. icon_lol.gif

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    May 29, 2012 5:52 AM GMT
    is this like when you think the bartender is flirting with you?
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    May 29, 2012 6:00 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    paulflexes saidActually though, it was probably because of my alcohol...which totaled more than 75% of the $102 grocery bill. icon_lol.gif

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    Yeah...don't go grocery shopping on a Saturday morning (especially if do the Paleo thing) before they've got the freshest stuff on the shelves, because you'll have to wait till the next Monday when the truck arrives again. Then you have to drive to the store for twinny dollla of fresh stuff, and 80 sumting dolla of alcohol to replace what got drinked by the drunkards who visited Friday and Saturday. icon_lol.gif
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    May 29, 2012 6:02 AM GMT
    BTW, if you add zero's to the above figures, they look way more cooler and stuff.
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    May 29, 2012 6:32 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidThen you have to drive to the store for twinny dollla of fresh stuff, and 80 sumting dolla of alcohol to replace what got drinked by the drunkard who got visited Friday and Saturday. icon_lol.gif

    Fixed pour vous.


    I hate how when I go out with my dad he has to go to the places with the pretty girls for servers, and gets all leery.
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    May 30, 2012 5:29 AM GMT
    calf saidThere was an exchange of glances over the course of my meal. But he was probably just doing his job. I just had to get this off my chest.


    Interestingly enough, the first guy I ever had sex with in my life was my waiter at a bar/restaurant I went to. I asked him for his phone number and the rest was history. The hottest sex I ever had. But of course all of our first dude sex was the hottest we ever had right? Anyway, don't sleep on the hot waiter dudes. And when I say "don't sleep on the hot waiter dudes" that means in black people slang don't ignore hot waiter dudes. For some reason I just felt like I need to clarify what the phrase "don't sleep on someone" actually means in my people's use of the English language.
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    May 30, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    paulflexes saidThen you have to drive to the store for twinny dollla of fresh stuff, and 80 sumting dolla of alcohol to replace what got drinked by the drunkard who got visited Friday and Saturday. icon_lol.gif

    Fixed pour vous.


    I hate how when I go out with my dad he has to go to the places with the pretty girls for servers, and gets all leery.
    You "go out" with your dad? icon_eek.gif

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    May 30, 2012 6:06 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    paulflexes saidThen you have to drive to the store for twinny dollla of fresh stuff, and 80 sumting dolla of alcohol to replace what got drinked by the drunkard who got visited Friday and Saturday. icon_lol.gif

    Fixed pour vous.


    I hate how when I go out with my dad he has to go to the places with the pretty girls for servers, and gets all leery.



    Corrigé pour vous. icon_twisted.gif