A tale about my gym. #YCYL Parody Fail. Shuddap already!

  • TheBizMan

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    May 30, 2012 1:20 AM GMT
    Today while I was doing squats, I had the sneaking suspicion someone was eyeing me. I turned around to catch an overweight 40+ year old woman ogling my ass. So, I walked over to her, looked her dead in the eyes and said, "you cruise you loose." I then turned and walked towards the locker room. She started to say something, but I had no time to waste for this disgusting creeper.

    Had to get that off my chest.

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    May 30, 2012 1:24 AM GMT
    Not going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.
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    May 30, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Well isn't her staring at his beautiful ass considered a form of harassment?
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    May 30, 2012 2:28 AM GMT
    You ain't right. LOL
  • TheBizMan

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    May 30, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Didn't appreciate her staring. I felt harassed... and rightfully so.
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    May 30, 2012 2:34 AM GMT
    Would this be the first heterosexual use of the phrase?
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    May 30, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Didn't appreciate her staring. I felt harassed... and rightfully so.

    Anger-management issues much?
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    May 30, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidToday while I was doing squats, I had the sneaking suspicion someone was eyeing me. I turned around to catch an overweight 40+ year old woman ogling my ass. So, I walked over to her, looked her dead in the eyes and said, "you cruise you loose." I then turned and walked towards the locker room. She started to say something, but I had no time to waste for this disgusting creeper.

    Had to get that off my chest.

    #Firebrand
    You shoulda told her you'd be glad to let her father your children once she drops a couple hundred pounds and turns into a man.
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    May 30, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    Hey.

    Hey hey hey.

    Overweight 40+ yo woman are people too. If they have eyes they can look. Or maybe you were wearing Lycra gym shorts that's too revealing so that was the ONLY thing that she can look at. Because....

    She wasn't looking at your ass. Your ass was looking at her.

    Get it right sista. *snaps finger*
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    May 30, 2012 2:37 AM GMT
    Lash said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Well isn't her staring at his beautiful ass considered a form of harassment?
    I'm not questioning the validity of his feelings, just the handling of the situation.
  • TheBizMan

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    May 30, 2012 2:39 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Didn't appreciate her staring. I felt harassed... and rightfully so.

    Anger-management issues much?


    It's not like I punched her in the mouth or cursed her out. I said some words that she has probably never heard in her life. I didn't even know what cruising was until joining RJ. icon_lol.gif
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    May 30, 2012 2:39 AM GMT
    Waikiki saidHey.

    Hey hey hey.

    Overweight 40+ yo woman are people too. If they have eyes they can look. Or maybe you were wearing Lycra gym shorts that's too revealing so that was the ONLY thing that she can look at. Because....

    She wasn't looking at your ass. Your ass was looking at her.

    Get it right sista. *snaps finger*




    OOOOOO! She just snatched your weave...

    Where's the popcorn?
  • TheBizMan

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    May 30, 2012 2:41 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    Waikiki saidHey.

    Hey hey hey.

    Overweight 40+ yo woman are people too. If they have eyes they can look. Or maybe you were wearing Lycra gym shorts that's too revealing so that was the ONLY thing that she can look at. Because....

    She wasn't looking at your ass. Your ass was looking at her.

    Get it right sista. *snaps finger*




    OOOOOO! She just snatched your weave...

    Where's the popcorn?


    Diz biatch be TOO cray cray.

    Hold mah purse gurll

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    May 30, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    I was obviously kidding. Doh.

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    May 30, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    Lash said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Well isn't her staring at his beautiful ass considered a form of harassment?
    I'm not questioning the validity of his feelings, just the handling of the situation.


    Ya, the handling couldve been...nicer. Poor lady probably left crying. Bet she won't be staring at anymore asses after for a while ;)
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    May 30, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Didn't appreciate her staring. I felt harassed... and rightfully so.
    You should've told someone in charge to stake a claim to your right. Now you compromised your position, and given her the right. #YouSowYouReap
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    May 30, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    Waikiki saidHey.

    Hey hey hey.

    Overweight 40+ yo woman are people too. If they have eyes they can look. Or maybe you were wearing Lycra gym shorts that's too revealing so that was the ONLY thing that she can look at. Because....

    She wasn't looking at your ass. Your ass was looking at her.

    Get it right sista. *snaps finger*
    Green text is so 70's.
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    May 30, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    JoyfullyRandom said#YouSowYouReap


    He's not Stuart.
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    May 30, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    You should dropped that ass to the floor and popped that shit back all the way up like an ass seizure.

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  • TheBizMan

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    May 30, 2012 2:48 AM GMT
    Waikiki saidI was obviously kidding. Doh.

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    May 30, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 said
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Didn't appreciate her staring. I felt harassed... and rightfully so.

    Anger-management issues much?


    It's not like I punched her in the mouth or cursed her out. I said some words that she has probably never heard in her life. I didn't even know what cruising was until joining RJ. icon_lol.gif
    Sorry about the Anger-management quip. But escalating the situation made you an harasser, too. Good thing you didn't stick around any longer.
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    May 30, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    #YCYL #YouCreepYouWeep
  • TheBizMan

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    May 30, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 said
    TheBizMan said
    bhp91126 saidNot going for 'Miss Congeniality' at your gym, no?

    Harassing members can get you kicked out of such a place. Rightfully so.


    Didn't appreciate her staring. I felt harassed... and rightfully so.

    Anger-management issues much?


    It's not like I punched her in the mouth or cursed her out. I said some words that she has probably never heard in her life. I didn't even know what cruising was until joining RJ. icon_lol.gif
    Sorry about the Anger-management quip. But escalating the situation made you an harasser, too. Good thing you didn't stick around any longer.


    I blame firebrand. His PSA's made me go to far.

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    May 30, 2012 2:56 AM GMT
    This isnt a YCYL situation though, she was just admiring your presumably fine posterior not trying to hit it. Next time just wink at her.
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    May 30, 2012 2:56 AM GMT
    Firebrand said
    JoyfullyRandom said#YouSowYouReap


    He's not Stuart.
    Who the hell is this Stuart you're continually referencing?