LOL... every guy should learn some basic cooking. It's really not that hard. There are a couple of good 'beginner' type cooking magazines on the news stand every week that I would recommend to begin.
The easiest is called 'Simple & Delicious'. It uses some pre-made items like Bisquick and soups for the base of the recipes so you're not creating dinner from scratch. Here's a link, I started with these recipes and found them easy and great:http://www.tasteofhome.com/Simple---Delicious-Magazine
A little more challenging but still not real hard is the companion magazine 'Taste of Home'. It's just a half a step up from Simple & Delicious. These recipes include a few more ingredients and less of the pre-made items. I learned to cook with a combination of using both. Here's the link:http://www.tasteofhome.com/Plus
Both websites also give you some recipes to check out online and perhaps try but they both are published as magazines you can subscribe to or just buy off the shelf at any book store or news stand. I seldom had a recipe that was not good or didn't turn out. Eventually you'll be able to graduate to Bon Appetite and really show off your culinary skills! Good luck.