None of you are real

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    Jul 25, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    You are just my little friends in my laptop. Technology is great.
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:05 PM GMT
    Red, You need to get out more.
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
    Take the red pill and I'll show how deep it all really goesicon_wink.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
    None of you is real.

    You are real to me. I get my only sex vicariously thru you. When you fuck, I fuck. When get screwed, I get screwed. ... icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:10 PM GMT
    I think "are" reads better
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidI think "are" reads better

    Only because you are used to it improperly. Like some who are comfortable saying "if I was..." ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:48 PM GMT
    If I was Neo, I'da shagged myself.
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    Jul 25, 2008 10:57 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidYou are just my little friends in my laptop. Technology is great.


    That's what I used to think too, but those little people helped me in a million untold ways.

    Yeah, technology is great (that's not what I used to think).

    Hindsight is great also.

    So are you.

    As am I. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 11:08 PM GMT
    Aero said
    redheadguy saidYou are just my little friends in my laptop. Technology is great.


    That's what I used to think too, but those little people helped me in a million untold ways.

    Yeah, technology is great (that's not what I used to think).

    Hindsight is great also.

    So are you.

    As am I. icon_biggrin.gif



    Welcome back Aero icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 11:19 PM GMT
    Too much rain in Merry Old England this summer redheadguy? icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
    SurrealLife saidToo much rain in Merry Old England this summer redheadguy? icon_lol.gif


    And flying ants icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 11:57 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidYou are just my little friends in my laptop. Technology is great.


    I don't see how that's possible since you lot are just figments of my imagination.
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    Jul 26, 2008 10:56 AM GMT
    He may be right folks. From the Buddhist point of view anyway, real means something that is permanent (never changing) and its existence is independent of anything. Are you real? I am not.

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    The what are we you may be asking? We are the combination of five aggregates; form (matter), sensations (feelings), perceptions, mental formations (volition), and consciousness.

    Just an early morning rumination from Pittsburgh.
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    Jul 26, 2008 8:02 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidYou are just my little friends in my laptop. Technology is great.


    Please insert your floppy into my drive, then we can talk. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
    "If I was..." is sometimes acceptable -- specifically, when used as past tense.

    Two contrasting examples:
    Person A: "Don't be rude."
    Person B: "If I were rude, it would be just what you deserve."

    Person A: "You were so rude last night."
    Person B: "Sorry, I was so drunk. If I was rude, I apologize."
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    Jul 26, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together! icon_biggrin.gif

    (apologies to John Lennon)
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    Jul 26, 2008 8:49 PM GMT
    WHAT! I'm not real?!?! And my mom told me I was gonna be someone someday. SHE LIED. Now I have a complex. THANKS REDHEADGUY! icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 26, 2008 9:03 PM GMT
    Nope, wanna be mine icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 26, 2008 9:59 PM GMT
    Who says everyone in your laptop is your friend? icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 26, 2008 10:20 PM GMT
    Can you believe everything your laptop tells you? ;)
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    Jul 26, 2008 10:27 PM GMT
    How do you know your laptop is real?
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    Jul 26, 2008 10:31 PM GMT
    I have an Apple. It can't lie, and it can't be wrong. You are all merely bytes in my Apple.

    Heh...that was funny.
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    Jul 26, 2008 10:51 PM GMT
    Sedative saidIf I was Neo, I'da shagged myself.


    Ooh! Maybe I'll watch The Matrix tonight.
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    Jul 27, 2008 1:26 AM GMT
    zdrew saidI have an Apple. It can't lie, and it can't be wrong. You are all merely bytes in my Apple.

    Heh...that was funny.


    Dork. icon_biggrin.gif