Should I go to a stripper audition

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    Jun 02, 2012 6:33 PM GMT
    UPDATE: I have decided to end my interests in stripping and prostitution.
    Sure while I'm young it would be fun...but let's face it..gays are
    shallow and once I get older that would be it.
    The fact my grandfather has no wrinkles makes me doubt it a little...but um...yeah.

    Also once I move to Austria they will be happy to see
    an eastern european who has decided to NOT be a hooker.
    They will say "good for you" and give me a warm smile.
    Probably wouldn't even send me to a death camp if it was the 1940's.


    And hey...surgical technology is kind of interesting...sure it can
    be gross and stressful, but what isn't.



    You can be honest.....I'm just so bored with my job...and I know I would like being a stripper. I love attention, being half naked, getting felt up.

    I don't have any special dance moves, all I can do i move my hips, shake my ass, touch myself.

    If I really did become a strippah, I would work out way more.

    Ok guys I have to go to Church now I'll be back later.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LgBF7wMum4
  • LJay

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    Jun 02, 2012 8:55 PM GMT
    Better keep the day job for now. Get to the gym and take some dance classes. Also, buy some new togs. What you are wearing looks baggy.

    Ever tried any one foot moves?
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    Do what you feel invests in your future. Your youth is a short time. Don't squander it. As a summer job, why not.
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:20 PM GMT
    I've go-go'd a couple of times...but I'd advise you to work out before doing it...

    Guys want to look at strippers or go-go dancers that are fit and in shape and look good doin what they are doing
  • swimmer8671

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    Jun 02, 2012 9:22 PM GMT
    Honestly, guys with a 6 pack are a dime a dozen, and in my opinion i don't feel like you are in great enough shape to become a stripper.

    You are not in horrible shape by any means, but you need to tone your muscles if you are looking into a career that involves showing off your body and getting payed to be eye candy.
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:25 PM GMT
    no
  • John6311

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    Jun 02, 2012 9:29 PM GMT
    Based off your body (not toned enough), your choice of underwear (not flattering), and dance moves (you act like a ghetto girl with a big ass)- I'm going to say - 'NO'!
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:30 PM GMT
    I'm not here to judge anyone, but how can you even consider this if you have the least bit of self-respect?
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:32 PM GMT
    Go ahead , go to the audition. What's the worst that could happen? They say 'no thanks'. An audition is not a commitment. At the very least you might have some fun, and who knows- maybe you'll meet someone.
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:35 PM GMT
    i think your moves are too quick. too much like dancing and not enough like sex.

    i have to admit that it's kind of a fantasy of mine to be a club dancer too. the closest i get so far is drinking a bit too much and showing off in the chat room. it's fun and you can judge by how many guys are watching what they like.

    inpressive that you posted on youtube with your face. i'm not that brave
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:38 PM GMT
    Go to the audition....you never know what they are looking for...I auditioned for one bar and they didn't want me because I am a super pale redhead and they wanted tan boys...and worked for another bar that told me never to tan becuase I was the only super pale one and some of the clientele loved it!
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    Truppensturm saidI'm not here to judge anyone, but how can you even consider this if you have the least bit of self-respect?


    Showing your ass for free in your adult section, when you can make money for doing the same thing?

    I think getting $ for it shows more self respect.
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    Jun 02, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    Dj1990 saidYou can be honest.....I'm just so bored with my job...and I know I would like being a stripper. I love attention, being half naked, getting felt up.

    I don't have any special dance moves, all I can do i move my hips, shake my ass, touch myself.

    If I really did become a strippah, I would work out way more.

    Ok guys I have to go to Church now I'll be back later.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LgBF7wMum4



    No problem. Hope you have a blessed day at church. Praise Jesus! Oh, and thanks for not trolling us. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:00 PM GMT
    staple_ said
    Truppensturm saidI'm not here to judge anyone, but how can you even consider this if you have the least bit of self-respect?


    Showing your ass for free in your adult section, when you can make money for doing the same thing?

    I think getting $ for it shows more self respect.

    why you think no self respect? I think you need to be brave and confadent to show yourself.
    i don't see how money matters either.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:06 PM GMT
    Truppensturm saidI'm not here to judge anyone, but how can you even consider this if you have the least bit of self-respect?



    I'm not here to judge anyone, but..that's exactly what I'm going to do.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:08 PM GMT
    I've done it for charity.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:09 PM GMT
    If I were ten years younger, I'd do it.
    Although ten years ago I wouldn't have had the chutzpah.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:12 PM GMT
    Truppensturm saidI'm not here to judge anyone, but how can you even consider this if you have the least bit of self-respect?


    Have a hot body and want to flaunt it. Nothing dirty, degrading, or bad about it.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:23 PM GMT
    RunintheCity saidIf I were ten years younger, I'd do it.
    Although ten years ago I wouldn't have had the chutzpah.



    You wouldn't have to be ten years younger. You have a great body now! icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:32 PM GMT
    staple_ said
    Truppensturm saidI'm not here to judge anyone, but how can you even consider this if you have the least bit of self-respect?


    Showing your ass for free in your adult section, when you can make money for doing the same thing?

    I think getting $ for it shows more self respect.


    Oh, so that's what it means to get caught with your pants down.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
    Oh darn.....I hope there are strip bars close to me where it's mostly masc tops....I don't want to be in a place full of other fem bottoms who want me to look buff.....it's girls looking for a manly man, I am one of you, bitches.

    God I wish I could go back to Europe....and be a prostitute.
    Everything is illegal here.
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    Jun 02, 2012 10:58 PM GMT
    7Famark saidI've go-go'd a couple of times...but I'd advise you to work out before doing it...

    Guys want to look at strippers or go-go dancers that are fit and in shape and look good doin what they are doing


    It's not completely true. Yes, most strippers seem to be very muscly, but if you can find the right place, the right clientele, you could pretty much strip in any condition of body. Like Flynn pointed out, not every stripper is the same and that can work to your benefit sometimes.

    I mean I used to do it my fresh year and part of my soph year too when this one club would have a special twink nights and I showed them this upside down spin trick I like to do on the poles. For the OP's sake, just BE CAREFUL! Most clubs and bars nowadays have bouncers and guards, but you still come very close to being molested and having worse things done to you. If you feel curious and brave enough to try, then at least audition.

    Oh, and you have to know how to control your erections is you want to ;P
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    Jun 02, 2012 11:03 PM GMT
    friendlyface08 said
    7Famark saidI've go-go'd a couple of times...but I'd advise you to work out before doing it...

    Guys want to look at strippers or go-go dancers that are fit and in shape and look good doin what they are doing


    It's not completely true. Yes, most strippers seem to be very muscly, but if you can find the right place, the right clientele, you could pretty much strip in any condition of body. Like Flynn pointed out, not every stripper is the same and that can work to your benefit sometimes.

    I mean I used to do it my fresh year and part of my soph year too when this one club would have a special twink nights and I showed them this upside down spin trick I like to do on the poles. For the OP's sake, just BE CAREFUL! Most clubs and bars nowadays have bouncers and guards, but you still come very close to being molested and having worse things done to you. If you feel curious and brave enough to try, then at least audition.

    Oh, and you have to know how to control your erections is you want to ;P


    Def can't control my erections.
    Even when a guy who is not my type feels me up....I can get hard for him..especially when I see he likes it.

    Well I'm fine as long as I don't get raped.....if i get molested...oh well.
    Thx for the warning though.
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    Jun 02, 2012 11:07 PM GMT
    Lol cool with being molested?

    We are being trolled here.
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    Jun 02, 2012 11:07 PM GMT
    Um...strippers go to church???