The "Corrupted Wish" Thread

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    Jun 03, 2012 2:06 AM GMT
    Hey guys! So a friend of mine showed me this cool thread group game and right away I thought of you guys icon_razz.gif

    Basically what you do is make a wish (start the sentence with "I wish...") and the guy below you grants your wish and states the outcome of it (good or bad). Then, the same guy has to make a wish and the member below him grants it and states the outcome. For example, I start the thread by a wish:

    I wish rice could fly, defying the laws of physics.

    Then somebody comes in and says,

    Granted. Rice all over the world flies away. The result is famine, wars over resources, mass migration. Basically, we're all fucked.

    And now the same guy who granted the wish, makes a wish:

    I wish I became the Man of the Day

    Another guy posts the outcome of the wish, then states his wish icon_smile.gif

    So I'll start:

    I wish for the hottest guy in the world to fall madly in love with me
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    Jun 03, 2012 3:10 AM GMT
    Lash said...
    So I'll start:

    I wish for the hottest guy in the world to fall madly in love with me


    GRANTED: The hottest guy in the world falls madly in love with you. He follows you wherever you go, professing his love for you LOUDLY. He's so hot he sweats...profusely from every pore on his body...including on his hands, feet, and scalp. He's so mad for you...that he begins to murder all who even say "hello" to you thus robbing him of a moment of your undying love. He's so in love with you...that he wants the both of you to be together forever...and tells you that only by mutual cannibalism that this is possible (because you are what you eat).

    Happy?

    I wish that Lash is happy...forever.

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    Jun 03, 2012 3:19 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    I wish that Lash is happy...forever.


    Granted. A smile forms on Lash's face. A smile from ear to ear. Literally, from ear, to ear, horribly contorting his face, permanently. Lash will be in this excruciating facial expression, forever, because he is now immortal, and will have to suffer through his smile till the end of days with no respite.

    I wish a large asteroid hit earth and destroyed it.
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:14 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI wish a large asteroid hit earth and destroyed it.


    Granted: A massive planetoid the size of Mars crashes into the Earth shattering its initial surface and leaving the remains covered in an ocean of magma. Billions of years later on the planet a director will write terrible movies with stupid plot twists while claiming himself a misunderstood genius and two girls will sit in a limo singing about the problems of being hot.

    I wish to be a successful and very well paid bodybuilder.
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:16 AM GMT
    Dahas said. Billions of years later on the planet a director will write terrible movies with stupid plot twists while claiming himself a misunderstood genius and two girls will sit in a limo singing about the problems of being hot.


    oh god my simple wish to just end humanity has been corrupted worse than in my most terrible nightmares.
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:39 AM GMT
    Dahas said

    I wish to be a successful and very well paid bodybuilder.


    Granted: You surpass the levels of fitness and fame set years ago by the Schwarzenegger himself. After a decade of being voted the fittest man on Earth, jealous minds plot to end your stint. First starts the allegations of drug use; next comes the planted evidence; this of course would all be corroborated by those who have known you for years and were your closest of friends. Devastated by these events and allegations, you are barred from the competitions.. letting yourself go; with all your muscles turning to flab over the years into your meek twilight overshadowed by the illustrious past. icon_razz.gif
    (sorry up late, imagination is a bit intoxicated)

    I wish I could become the smartest being in the Universe!
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:51 AM GMT
    Montague said

    I wish I could become the smartest being in the Universe!

    Granted .... you become the smartest boy of your district , then the city and finally the world ! ... you won all the competitions...Fame comes to you and you're a celebrity now. Hot guys always be around you....You live in the happiness since that time !
    Suddenly a day , the guy below me appears and ruins all the things you did... He's smarter than you icon_twisted.gif He knocks you down and continue living a life like you used to have before icon_rolleyes.gif Then ... blah blah blah ... etc .

    I wish I could be taller than 5'9" ...
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:52 AM GMT
    Edit:

    Granted. However, the growth serum actually doesn't stop at 6 ft. You keep growing, 7, 8, 10, 20, 50... feet tall. Soon buildings cannot contain you and the government actually has to send missiles to take you down, but before that, you did save a few airplanes that were about to crash and capped a volcano before it erupted - so kudos to you!


    I wish for an endowment that pays all my bills and living expenses, so I do not have to worry about money again.
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:55 AM GMT
    karl3s said

    I wish I could be taller than 5'9" ...


    GRANTED! Suddenly, you are 5'9.5" and you meet the man of your dreams...who is 5'6.5 and only likes men his height or shorter.

    I wish for world peace!
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    Jun 03, 2012 7:57 AM GMT
    ConQuest said

    I wish for an endowment that pays all my bills and living expenses, so I do not have to worry about money again.


    GRANTED! You now have a 13" uncut cock with a wicked curve.

    I wish for the attainment of buddahood for all people!
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:04 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    ConQuest said

    I wish for an endowment that pays all my bills and living expenses, so I do not have to worry about money again.


    GRANTED! You now have a 13" uncut cock with a wicked curve.

    I wish for the attainment of buddahood for all people!


    Haha, that was clever.

    Granted. However.

    Everyone the world over is so enlignened at at peace, that the effort exerted by everyone becomes so stagnated that food becomes scarce, and the infrastructure crumbles fast, and no one is concerned enough to actually stop it. Everyone sits in their own blissness and awareness... and blissfully awareness as socieity comes apart at the seams.

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    I wish that I could at will read and see what is going on inside of any persons mind and see what they are thinking, and feeling, why they are thinking and feeling what they are, even beyond their own awareness.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:07 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidI wish for the attainment of buddahood for all people!


    Granted. Everyone gets one of these Buddhahoodies

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    The sick still die, the hungry still starve, and there is still senseless hatred and ignorance all over the world. But everyone has the same hoodie.

    I wish fortune cookies were more accurate and personal.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:08 AM GMT
    tautomer4314 said
    I wish that I could at will read and see what is going on inside of any persons mind and see what they are thinking, and feeling, why they are thinking and feeling what they are, even beyond their own awareness.


    Granted. The sheer horror leads your mind to unhinge and you throw yourself dramatically off a cliff.

    I wish the word orange was spelled orinj.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:14 AM GMT
    Granted, now go get me some orinj juice.

    I wish I had some orinj juice.
  • tautomer

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    Jun 03, 2012 8:17 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Granted. The sheer horror leads your mind to unhinge and you throw yourself dramatically off a cliff.



    Joking aside, I am extremely doubtful it would push me to that point. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:25 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    I wish the word orange was spelled orinj.

    Granted, fine sir. You finally take that leap of faith and decide to get a playful tramp stamp tattoo. You want to buck the trend, however, and so instead of getting something cliché like a set of cherries, you decide to get an orinj. Unfortunately, on the paperwork you fill out, you make a typo and 'orinj' becomes 'oring'. Feeling the tattooist dotting up a large circular image on your back, you relax and swallow the pain.

    Three weeks later your lower back feels itchy so you peel away the protective bandages, look in the mirror and realise you have a gaping cavernous anus tattoo'd on your lower back. To make it worse, the rectum tattoo is infected and is literally and figuratively weeping.

    I wish that I had a unicorn.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:25 AM GMT
    tautomer4314 said
    Ariodante said
    Granted. The sheer horror leads your mind to unhinge and you throw yourself dramatically off a cliff.



    Joking aside, I am extremely doubtful it would push me to that point. icon_wink.gif


    There are some truly twisted minds in this world, their contents far worse than anything your own mind could imagine. It's quite a blessing we cannot plainly see those contents.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:26 AM GMT
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    Ariodante said
    I wish the word orange was spelled orinj.

    Granted, fine sir. You finally take that leap of faith and decide to get a playful tramp stamp tattoo. You want to buck the trend, however, and so instead of getting something cliché like a set of cherries, you decide to get an orinj. Unfortunately, on the paperwork you fill out, you make a typo and 'orinj' becomes 'oring'. Feeling the tattooist dotting up a large circular image on your back, you relax and swallow the pain.

    Three weeks later your lower back feels itchy so you peel away the protective bandages, look in the mirror and realise you have a gaping cavernous anus tattoo'd on your lower back. To make it worse, the rectum tattoo is infected and is literally and figuratively weeping.

    I wish that I had a unicorn.


    THIS CAREENED CORRUPTED WISH MAKES NO SENSE icon_mad.gif
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:26 AM GMT
    Whiskey88 saidGranted, now go get me some orinj juice.

    I wish I had some orinj juice.


    Granted, here's your orinj juice. However, the reason they changed the spelling is because scientists have altered the DNA of the fruit. This altered DNA, coupled with cosmic radiation due to ozone depletion, and also the chemicals contained in the packaging, causes your body to begin to mutate in profound and unpleasant ways. Though I like the two-headed look....

    I wish I knew at age 20 the things I know now.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:27 AM GMT
    cold said
    I wish that I had a unicorn.


    Granted. You hug it and its horn stabs you through the heart.

    =o!
  • tautomer

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    Jun 03, 2012 8:42 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    tautomer4314 said
    Ariodante said
    Granted. The sheer horror leads your mind to unhinge and you throw yourself dramatically off a cliff.



    Joking aside, I am extremely doubtful it would push me to that point. icon_wink.gif


    There are some truly twisted minds in this world, their contents far worse than anything your own mind could imagine. It's quite a blessing we cannot plainly see those contents.


    Perhaps I underestimate what others truly think, but you also underestimate what my mind is able to take.

    That being said, if someone wasn't able to shut out the minds of others at will, I think anyone would start to go mad, because you can't control others thoughts like you can with your own (more or less). You could kiss peace good bye.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:43 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]Sungod17 said[/cite
    I wish I knew at age 20 the things I know now.[/quote]

    Granted.

    You go back 20 years with your foreknowledge of the future and set out to change the world. You stop 9/11 and many other catastrophic events. You are the wealthiest and most revered person in the world.

    You are killed in a freak accident while vacationing in Fiji. A coconut falls and clocks you in the head in just the right spot that you get a massive brain hemorrhage. icon_cry.gif

    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and still have a fit and muscular body.
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    Jun 03, 2012 8:56 AM GMT
    Granted, you can eat whatever you want and still have a fit and muscular body. But all the calories have to go somewhere so you start gaining muscle. A lot of muscle. As you approach 400 lbs. of solid beef people become frightened. The ground shakes when you walk. Dogs howl. You become the hugest bodybuilder in the world, but are forced to walk around naked since no one makes clothing that large.

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    I wish I was lucky.
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    Jun 03, 2012 1:45 PM GMT
    Granted. You are now a man named Lucky. Because of your name change, you now have to change all your legal documents. And in the city you live in, there is a police hunt going on for a man named Lucky which they are confusing with you. At the same time, a gang is trying to kill you because this wanted man Lucky owes them a lot of money. When you were walking home one day, the police came and arrested you. As they were taking you to jail, the gang shot a bullet through your window killing you painfully.

    I wish it would stop raining
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    Jun 03, 2012 1:57 PM GMT
    Lash saidGranted. You are now a man named Lucky. Because of your name change, you now have to change all your legal documents. And in the city you live in, there is a police hunt going on for a man named Lucky which they are confusing with you. At the same time, a gang is trying to kill you because this wanted man Lucky owes them a lot of money. When you were walking home one day, the police came and arrested you. As they were taking you to jail, the gang shot a bullet through your window killing you painfully.

    I wish it would stop raining


    Granted! The rain ceases and all crops die leading to mass starvation and villagers with torches and pitch forks marching on your house!


    I wish I had a prehensile tail