Jun 05, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
I live in a VERY ungay neighborhood, so when I found out that a nearby house had a gay couple living in it, I invited them over for a drink. After all, I reasoned, we're the only three gays who live in this suburb. Well, I just endured the deadliest hour and a half of conversation ever. Now I've been invited to their place for drinks. I'm all for gay solidarity, but they're 30 years older than I am! Do I have to become their buddy?