Where is the strangest / riskiest place you've masturbated?

  • Thorbaugh

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    Jun 07, 2012 11:41 PM GMT
    Two places:

    1) When I was working at the front desk of my college dorm, it was late at night and I was bored. Plus, I'm sure some hot guys had probably just come in from partying and I was thinking about them.

    2) Late at night when I was traveling in the car with Mom & Dad in the front seats (Mom asleep) and my two siblings were in the back seat with me (they were both asleep) and i had a cooler next to me.

    NOTE: This is why I can never show my picture:

    1) because of these kinds of posts

    2) I work in a job that is not uber high profile, but could be recognized and that would be bad. In fact, some of you look familiar on here. icon_smile.gificon_biggrin.gificon_smile.gif
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    Jun 08, 2012 1:00 AM GMT
    1 - my car - at 80 mph on the autobahn - clean-up was always difficult

    2 - my cubicle at work (the stupidest thing I've ever done)

    3 - a ski-lift
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    Jun 08, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    - At a latrine urinal at 3 AM in Army Basic Training, 1969.

    - In my car, any number of times, during long trips. Sometimes it took forever to get a stretch of multi-lane highway free of tall semi-trucks.

    - In my Army office at my desk, risky because my door didn't lock.
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    Jun 08, 2012 1:17 AM GMT
    On the beach at night in Laguna Beach CA!!
  • Blueglass

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    Jun 08, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    Under a blanket on a crowded Amtrak train between Minneapolis and Seattle it was late at night everyone was asleep but me.icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 08, 2012 3:52 AM GMT
    Yo momma's dining table.
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    Jun 08, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    locker room at work
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    Jun 08, 2012 5:10 AM GMT
    In class, gawking at my hot teacher with a textbook in my lap.
  • Thorbaugh

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    Jun 10, 2012 6:06 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidIn class, gawking at my hot teacher with a textbook in my lap.


    Not sure if I can believe this - sounds like it could be true.
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    Jun 11, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
    Many times. Fully clothed, of course. I was caught once by a guy sitting near me and he gave me a dirty look. icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 11, 2012 3:31 AM GMT
    creepy thread is creepy
  • RollDontWalk

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    Jul 01, 2012 7:50 PM GMT
    On a Shinkansen in Japan at 300 km/h
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    Jul 02, 2012 9:34 AM GMT
    Many years ago, as a teenager took my dick out and masturbated in my crowded class.. I was in the back corner of the class though.. The only risk was the guy sitting next to me..
  • slickrick1819

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    Jul 02, 2012 2:42 PM GMT
    Years ago at the 12th Tee box on a golf course around lunch time, got naked and j/o setting on a bench. It's a course back in the country, never crowded, I was the only person playing that day. Guess the workers were eating lunch at the club house.
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    Jul 02, 2012 2:46 PM GMT
    in a hotel atrium under a buffet table with a tablecloth


    what? i was 13......icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 03, 2013 5:46 AM GMT
    In the middle of a college party (i was so fucking drunk)... People found this so funny that they caught me on tape. When i saw the video i've been surprise to see that at the end, a girl blew me off.....
  • joeymusic

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    Jun 03, 2013 6:25 AM GMT
    I wanna say at a Sauna in the gym. There was another guy and he decided to turn off the lights, so he couldn't see anything, so I was all hot and decided to start jerkin' off, plus he was making these moaning sounds lol Anyway, I didn't came, wasn't really feeling it
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    Jun 03, 2013 6:42 AM GMT
    I guess I am not that shy when it comes to nudity or public masturbation. icon_redface.gif

    1/ In the gym/shower after a swim at my old college, I got so hard and just wanking my dick out there. A couple of other guys saw it and smiled at me after I cum.

    2/ When I was driving home to OC from a party in LA a long time ago. I got a stiff on, I stopped the car, pulled over and was basically on the side freeway with my pant down, moaning hard and shoot a load in a tree.

    3/ When I went skinny dipping and hooked up with this cute guy in Laguna Beach. He basically pulled my short down and just went down on my dick and jerked me off right there behind a rock. I came all over him. icon_redface.gif

    4/ I was at Baker beach in SF one summer, looking at some porn magazine and just jerk off in the corner. (funny story, this one straight Korean couple kept looking at me when I was there, Lol, I sort of moved away to get more privacy from them. The Korean guy kept looking at my junk.) icon_eek.gif

    Some guys are so hung up on nudity, Hm, I don't get it maybe I'm just more sexual/open/exhibitionist.
  • Apparition

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    Jun 03, 2013 6:42 AM GMT
    hot tub at moms xmas party for work when i was like 12. every building on UW campus, by a guy getting married the next day under a blanket on the couch while his wife watched unknowing (this was involuntary didnt know how to stop him)
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    Jun 03, 2013 6:54 AM GMT
    Behind a ballet of mulch at a job i used to have... >.< i wasnt alone...
    In a room full of my friends watching a movie with the guy i was dating at the time...
    Airplane Bathroom
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    Jun 04, 2013 4:01 AM GMT
    - In an airplane bathroom

    - In the forest on a camp hike