Is 25 really considered gay death?

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    Jun 09, 2012 5:31 PM GMT
    If that's the case, I should start planning my retirement soon.
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    Jun 09, 2012 5:32 PM GMT
    Oh, yes! Get your personal things in order!
  • Just_Tim

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    Jun 09, 2012 5:48 PM GMT
    Oh man, srsly?! icon_eek.gif

    But I never found love... **sigh**
  • Timbales

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    Jun 09, 2012 6:27 PM GMT
    Yes, you can only be an attractive, adult gay man for 7 years, legal to drink for 4.

    Then it's over and you must live as a troll under a bridge, accepting whatever scraps come your way for the next 50 to 60 years.
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 09, 2012 6:29 PM GMT
    Nah...I've dated guys as old as 28.....icon_wink.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jun 09, 2012 6:34 PM GMT
    Then I've been "gay dead" 29 years --- love it!!! icon_smile.gif
  • Markguy

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    Jun 09, 2012 6:35 PM GMT
    Crap. I've been dead for over a quarter-century and didn't even realize? WTF?
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:35 PM GMT
    Yeah its true.

    I've been certified dead by gays for over 2 years now................but somehow I keep on ticking icon_lol.gif

    Nah it's complete bullshit. If that were the case the 'daddies' market wouldn't exist and we know how popular they are with younger gay men.
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:36 PM GMT
    I certainly hope not. I don't want to move to Florida and live in a retirement home just yet. icon_sad.gif
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
    Boland92 saidIf that's the case, I should start planning my retirement soon.



    Yes, it's true. This is why you have so many more privileges when you turn 21....they figure you're too old and feeble to hurt anyone at that point, so why not let you drink? But you won't start to see any major decline until about 22 so don't worry. At 22 you'll need to start taking Viagra (IF you can find anyone who'll have sex with you). At 23 you'll probably find that you need to double your dosage. This will work great for a while, but of course this increase is known to to accelerate the balding process. But don't let that bother you because by then you'll be wearing a rug anyway. By 24, start planning your funeral and make out a will. It's also a good idea to start collecting popsicle sticks and rubberbands, as they make great penis splits in case you still have any desire to fuck. icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:40 PM GMT
    Actually, it's more like gay birth. Just getting started. Personally, I don't even have any interest in a guy under 30... much less 25. Older, more mature men are the sexiest.
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:42 PM GMT
    *ghost voice* Boo. icon_lol.gif (The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.)

    Edit: But, it's never too early to start planning for retirement. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:43 PM GMT
    At 30 one of three things will happen to you (depending on your actions now):
    1) You will become a creepy troll.
    2) You will become super hot.
    3) You will be rich.

    So...make choices on your life to try and evolve into the one you prefer.
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:45 PM GMT
    Gay death begins at 18 (from a sexual standpoint).

    However, Gay life begins and gets better once you accept who and what you are, and realize that you will never be as young as you are right this very moment.
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:45 PM GMT
    Well imo it is 30 and after that you really should be settling down instead of going to clubs cruising. But I only go after guys 18 to 23.
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:48 PM GMT
    If so, I was dead for 2 years before I came out to mysef -- WTF?
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    Jun 09, 2012 6:57 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidThen I've been "gay dead" 29 years --- love it!!! icon_smile.gif


    Nah, u aint gay dead just brain dead.
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:08 PM GMT
    "Is 25 really considered gay death?"

    Who the fuck comes up with this shit???
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:08 PM GMT
    The way some men age 25 makes them look 35 or even older.
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:09 PM GMT
    What? Lots of guys get hotter as they get older. I call nonsense.
  • havingfunmtl9...

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    Jun 09, 2012 7:12 PM GMT
    Maybe "gay death" at 25 is more about people identifying themselves based on their sexual orientation ... maybe after 25 people grow a brain and start realizing they are more than just "gay".

    lol
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:13 PM GMT
    No. It's now 20.
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    You only die between 25 and 40, when you're too old to be young and too young to be old. After 40, the 20-year-olds start thinking you look attractive again. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:33 PM GMT
    I heard it was 16.
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:49 PM GMT
    fucking christ!!! it used to be 30! now it's 25???? good thing i've been 24 since 1998...