Boland92 saidIf that's the case, I should start planning my retirement soon.
Yes, it's true. This is why you have so many more privileges when you turn 21....they figure you're too old and feeble to hurt anyone at that point, so why not let you drink? But you won't start to see any major decline until about 22 so don't worry. At 22 you'll need to start taking Viagra (IF you can find anyone who'll have sex with you). At 23 you'll probably find that you need to double your dosage. This will work great for a while, but of course this increase is known to to accelerate the balding process. But don't let that bother you because by then you'll be wearing a rug anyway. By 24, start planning your funeral and make out a will. It's also a good idea to start collecting popsicle sticks and rubberbands, as they make great penis splits in case you still have any desire to fuck.