You'll never leave the house drunk again... ;-)

  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 09, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:01 PM GMT
    Looks like a relatively weak chain.
    Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until the chain snaps.
    Now doesn't that bring out the creative?!
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    Jun 09, 2012 7:08 PM GMT
    BuddyinNYC saidLooks like a relatively weak chain.
    Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until the chain snaps.
    Now doesn't that bring out the creative?!



    More likely, you'll bring out some "hidden talents" among our RJ friends...icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 09, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
    BuddyinNYC saidLooks like a relatively weak chain.
    Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until the chain snaps.
    Now doesn't that bring out the creative?!


    This is creative:

    BuddyinNYC said...Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until...
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    Jun 09, 2012 9:17 PM GMT
    Isn't this why God created back doors? icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 09, 2012 9:19 PM GMT
    You could run that path in under 5 seconds.
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    Jun 09, 2012 9:24 PM GMT
    eb925guy saidIsn't this why God created back doors? icon_lol.gif
    Which ones?icon_wink.gif
  • paramoore

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    Jun 10, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    Challenge accepted.
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    Jun 10, 2012 1:55 AM GMT
    As a chronic sleepwalker, I approve.
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    Jun 10, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    BuddyinNYC saidLooks like a relatively weak chain.
    Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until the chain snaps.
    Now doesn't that bring out the creative?!


    Why not just yank hard enough on the door to pull those cheap wood screws out of the door trim? I doubt they go in more than 1/4".
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    Jun 10, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    BuddyinNYC saidLooks like a relatively weak chain.
    Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until the chain snaps.
    Now doesn't that bring out the creative?!


    Why not just yank hard enough on the door to pull those cheap wood screws out of the door trim? I doubt they go in more than 1/4".


    rollseyes_crop.jpg You just had to mention "yanking hard"...didn't you?
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    Jun 10, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    malefeet saidYou just had to mention "yanking hard"...didn't you?

    YOU just had to mention yanking.

    Lady - Yankin from Big Gates on Vimeo.

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    Jun 10, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    malefeet saidSecure.jpg


    Where'd you get the lock and whats it used for? Is it to keep guys in?
  • Steven791

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    Jun 10, 2012 3:21 AM GMT
    swimguychicago said
    malefeet saidSecure.jpg


    Where'd you get the lock and whats it used for? Is it to keep guys in?

    hahaha
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    Jun 10, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    Never would. Always plan a safe exit from friends houses and bars.
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    Jun 10, 2012 6:00 AM GMT
    Is it normal for you humans to leave the house drunk anyhow? Such a curious species.
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    Jun 10, 2012 6:02 AM GMT
    malefeet saidSecure.jpg


    lol I don't know if I could even do that sober icon_lol.gif

    Edit: nvm I got it haha
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    Jun 10, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    cold said
    malefeet saidYou just had to mention "yanking hard"...didn't you?

    YOU just had to mention yanking.

    Lady - Yankin from Big Gates on Vimeo.



    Holy shit - you crack me up! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 10, 2012 6:47 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    ROFL!!
    Dang, I was rollin' with this song! This was the best laugh I in weeks!

    I object to the song on so many levels... is it wrong for me to vaguely enjoy it?
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    Jun 10, 2012 6:57 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    BuddyinNYC saidLooks like a relatively weak chain.
    Just stick in a thick object, twist it around until the chain snaps.
    Now doesn't that bring out the creative?!


    Why not just yank hard enough on the door to pull those cheap wood screws out of the door trim? I doubt they go in more than 1/4".


    While that might work, it's a metal door and trim, lamination application that looks like wood.
    (So you're not really an observant gay after all?!)
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    Jun 15, 2012 11:52 AM GMT
    Dude, I do this for a living.icon_neutral.gif

    It wouldn't stop a strong 10 year old girl.
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:19 PM GMT
    You'll never leave the house drunk again

    malefeet saidSecure.jpg


    You'll never leave the house alive again, either, in a smoky fire...

    ...provided this thing were as strong as a serious chain lock, and you lived in a single door apartment on an upper level.
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:32 PM GMT
    I need something like this as a lock over my phone and computer so I dont send drunk txts/msges
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:35 PM GMT
    AssMan123 said
    cold said
    malefeet saidYou just had to mention "yanking hard"...didn't you?

    YOU just had to mention yanking.

    Pussy be yankin video

    Holy shit - you crack me up! icon_lol.gif


    Dem bitches be HAWT!
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    Jun 15, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidWhy why why why do people respond with deadly dull earnestness to threads that are obviously meant to be a joke?

    Why?

    Why why?


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