Ever had a dog lick peanut butter off your genitals?

  • WhoDey

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    Jun 10, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    Someone told me they did it once. Not sure if it's common.
  • DesireIron

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    Jun 10, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
    WhoDey saidSomeone told me they did it once. Not sure if it's common.

    It's very common.

    I'm surprised you've never heard of it before.
  • Just_Tim

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    Jun 10, 2012 8:12 PM GMT
    Never tried it... I have heard of it though... There was an episode of Nip/tuck which had that as a storyline...
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    Jun 10, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
    OMG!
  • ohioguy12

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    Jun 10, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    Just make sure the dog is licking the peanut butter off you. The reverse would be disgusting.
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    Jun 10, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    This one time at a puppy hotel... I called a well-known loose Dalmation named Daisy. Best night of my life.
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    Jun 10, 2012 8:18 PM GMT
    ohioguy12 saidJust make sure the dog is licking the peanut butter off you. The reverse would be disgusting.


    only the reverse?
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    Jun 10, 2012 8:26 PM GMT
    What happens when the dog decides to take a bite?
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    Jun 10, 2012 10:20 PM GMT
    eww this shit is gross

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    Jun 10, 2012 10:32 PM GMT
    It is bestiality pretty much so just don't do it.
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    Jun 11, 2012 1:19 AM GMT
    Today, the dog is licking peanut butter off your balls.
    Tomorrow, the dog is licking peanut butter off your anus.
    Pretty soon, the dog is fucking you in the ass, you end up getting a Great Dane, and everybody gives you that look like you're creepy or something.

    But then again, at that point...you probably are creepy.
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    Jun 11, 2012 1:59 AM GMT
    WhoDey saidSomeone told me they did it once. Not sure if it's common.


    So did you enjoy it?
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:04 AM GMT
    Why was this thread moved into Sex and Adult section? This makes it even creepier...
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    Jun 11, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    You know that is animal abuse right? It is ILLEGAL and disgusting and something that shouldn't be discussed if you have done it.
  • Suetonius

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    Jun 11, 2012 7:15 AM GMT
    A very young friend of mine was housesitting for me once and taking care of my golden retriever. He later related how he taught the dog to lick him to orgasm - no peanut butter being involved. Dogs like to lick and are uninhibited. Never let him do it to me. A woman friend once told me that after having sex with the guy she was dating, his dog climbed into the bed, and with a nose for cum, - well, you can guess the rest. It is highly unlikely that these two incidents were the first time that dogs have enjoyed these practices with humans.
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    Jun 13, 2012 10:14 AM GMT
    Can't say I've ever felt the urge to give that one a shot.

    Though during a romp in the hay with my... human.. boyfriend.. I did get a very cold nose in the rear from my dog. Som'bitch snuck up on me while I was occupied. Made for a good laugh but I can't say I was convinced to let it go any further. ICE NOSE! icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 13, 2012 10:40 AM GMT
    Firebrand saideww this shit is gross

    reminds of this sick fuck's post:

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    @Firebrand - you made me almost choke on my Broccoli!
  • Koaa2

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    Jun 13, 2012 5:34 PM GMT
    Firebrand saideww this shit is gross

    reminds of this sick fuck's post:

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    Seems like Firebrand is preoccupied with this, I bet he thinks about it, and is very conflicted about it. Why would one read threads they don't like anyway than label people for their thoughts. Strange.
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    Jun 13, 2012 9:17 PM GMT
    Koaa2 said
    Firebrand saideww this shit is gross

    reminds of this sick fuck's post:

    Doglickballs.jpg


    Seems like Firebrand is preoccupied with this, I bet he thinks about it, and is very conflicted about it. Why would one read threads they don't like anyway than label people for their thoughts. Strange.


    Because gross people need to be called out on being grossssssssss
  • Koaa2

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    Jun 13, 2012 10:37 PM GMT
    Firebrand said
    Koaa2 said
    Firebrand saideww this shit is gross

    reminds of this sick fuck's post:

    Doglickballs.jpg


    Seems like Firebrand is preoccupied with this, I bet he thinks about it, and is very conflicted about it. Why would one read threads they don't like anyway than label people for their thoughts. Strange.


    Because gross people need to be called out on being grossssssssss


    As I alluded to, you seem to be thinking about this more than anyone, and it seems a bit odd to me. I sort of think you may have tried it, liked it, but feel guilty about it, so therefore project your guilt on to others. Something to think about.
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    Jun 13, 2012 10:42 PM GMT
    Koaa2 said
    As I alluded to, you seem to be thinking about this more than anyone, and it seems a bit odd to me. I sort of think you may have tried it, liked it, but feel guilty about it, so therefore project your guilt on to others. Something to think about.


    uhh eww no. Dogs are gross. As are you. I'm only commenting cuz it's the top thread and thus it shows up in the main forum page haha, well and you get butthurt hellllllllla easy cuz you're a sick fuck who knows his fetishes are fuckkkkkkkkked up
  • Topher10

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    Jun 17, 2012 5:19 PM GMT
    OMG...you guys are hilarious! Hahahahaha icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 17, 2012 8:34 PM GMT
    Bad dog!icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 17, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
    It's premium fodder for @YCYL - gave me quite a chuckle I have to say!
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    Jun 17, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
    If the OP is trying to gain muscle mass, wasting peanut butter isn't a very good way of doing it.