Funny Grindr story thread

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    Jun 11, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    OK so i know there are random threads about grindr stories but why not put it in one thread?

    This happened to me yesterday afternoon.

    Him: Hey cutie, you into hanging out with a chill, older, successful guy?

    Me: How much $?

    Him: What are you into?

    Me: Pretty much everything.

    Him: Making out? Rimming? Blowing?

    Me: I am just trolling you dude. I am too ambitious to deal with wannabe sugar daddies like you. I am not some silly twink that bends over for daddy.

    Than I blocked him.
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    AlexanderB saidOK so i know there are random threads about grindr stories but why not put it in one thread?

    This happened to me yesterday afternoon.

    Him: Hey cutie, you into hanging out with a chill, older, successful guy?

    Me: How much $?

    Him: What are you into?

    Me: Pretty much everything.

    Him: Making out? Rimming? Blowing?

    Me: I am just trolling you dude. I am too ambitious to deal with wannabe sugar daddies like you. I am not some silly twink that bends over for daddy.

    Than I blocked him.


    Lol, if he was serious about liking you, you'll probably think back on this in about ten years and say, wtf was I thinking, hahaha. When you are young you have no clue most of the time.
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    Him: (Picture of his disgusting cock)

    Me: ... you're joking.

    Him: Cum on, dude. Trade pics.

    Me: Oh yeah? You want a hot pick of my tight butt?

    Him: Oh hellz yeah, dude. I'm so horny.

    Me: (Goatse)

    I got blocked.
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:48 AM GMT
    I've made several flame wars on here with my trolling of creepy dinos like the one you described, OP. Well done, btw.

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    Jun 11, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    him: into helping me out with my fetishes
    me: *slightly curious* which are?
    Him: guys with muscular legs pissing on me while calling me names and humiliating me
    Him: And being shit on

    i was sorry i let my curiosity get the better of me and i didn't block him straight away