What are some good porn names

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    Jun 11, 2012 11:24 AM GMT
    I just came up with

    Branislav Bozhinovski


    I need a Slavic one since i have this annoying slavic accent.
    That shit doesn't seem to be going away,

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    Jun 11, 2012 1:45 PM GMT
    Wasn't the old formula the name of your first pet + the street where you grew up?

    meh.. My Porn name would be Lucky Reid.
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    Jun 11, 2012 1:53 PM GMT
    sc69 saidWasn't the old formula the name of your first pet + the street where you grew up?

    meh.. My Porn name would be Lucky Reid.


    I think that's your drag name formula. Where in case mine would be "Coquette Springwater"
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:01 PM GMT
    SeanTheBull said
    sc69 saidWasn't the old formula the name of your first pet + the street where you grew up?

    meh.. My Porn name would be Lucky Reid.


    I think that's your drag name formula. Where in case mine would be "Coquette Springwater"


    And you Sir, are most definitely not Coquette.

    Following that same logic, I'd be "Barney Edgewood" - which sorta works, but really, who would want to be with a porn star named Barney?
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:02 PM GMT
    Dj1990 saidI just came up with

    Branislav Bozhinovski


    I need a Slavic one since i have this annoying slavic accent.
    That shit doesn't seem to be going away,



    HEY aint nothing wrong with a Slavic accent icon_smile.gif My entire family on my dads side has one. Go with Petra Presov.
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    Jun 11, 2012 2:12 PM GMT
    There is a book series I loved that gave an awesome porn name...Gwayne Commando..... As in Sir Gwayne from Arthurian legand....and it sounds like going commando!
  • Gamemage7

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    Jun 11, 2012 3:38 PM GMT
    If the trend is supposed to be first pet's name + street you grew up on, I would be Justin Wildwood... I guess that works.
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    Jun 11, 2012 3:46 PM GMT
    What do you do if you have never had a pet?
  • great_scott

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    Jun 11, 2012 3:53 PM GMT
    Mine is Bobby Shepherds, sounds pretty slutty.
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    Jun 11, 2012 3:57 PM GMT
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    Jun 11, 2012 4:29 PM GMT
    Mine's Minnie Fairlawn. Sounds like crusty old aristocrat hag in a wheelchair.
  • jim_sf

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    Jun 11, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    ahem.

    Jenny West Eighth.

    +++

    You could always raid a library and mix and match author names. "Wadsworth", "Longfellow", and "Dickens" seem especially appropriate for the genre, but don't worth with your Slavic theme. "Tolstoy" could potentially work; it's short and punny and people are already familiar with it.
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    Jun 11, 2012 4:58 PM GMT
    We always worked on the 'first pet + maternal maiden name' formula, which makes me...

    ...Rocky King.

    Boooyah!
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    Jun 11, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    sc69 saidWasn't the old formula the name of your first pet + the street where you grew up?

    meh.. My Porn name would be Lucky Reid.
    That's a drag queen name.
  • OhioJock

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    Jun 11, 2012 5:13 PM GMT
    For a she-male : Dixie Normous
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 11, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    Luster Sexton...icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 11, 2012 5:16 PM GMT
    SeanTheBull said
    sc69 saidWasn't the old formula the name of your first pet + the street where you grew up?

    meh.. My Porn name would be Lucky Reid.


    I think that's your drag name formula. Where in case mine would be "Coquette Springwater"


    My drag name would be Mittens Edinburgh. Ew.
  • calibro

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    Jun 11, 2012 6:19 PM GMT
    max muscle
  • nomadfornow

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    Jun 11, 2012 6:24 PM GMT
    First pet + street name = Fuzzy Nipper OR Slick Nipper

    Wow... I feel really dirty right now.
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    Jun 11, 2012 8:51 PM GMT
    Taran Kolczyk

    Taran in Polish = "Battering Ram

    Kolczyk in Polish = Stud
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    Jun 11, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    antelope saidTaran Kolczyk

    Taran in Polish = "Battering Ram

    Kolczyk in Polish = Stud


    interestingggg
  • beaujangle

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    Jun 11, 2012 10:17 PM GMT
    I need a Slavic one since i have this annoying slavic accent.
    That shit doesn't seem to be going away,

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    To me, you sound American, period!
  • josephmovie

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    Jun 11, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
    Andrik Flapjacks
  • stratavos

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    Jun 11, 2012 11:02 PM GMT
    Gamemage7 saidIf the trend is supposed to be first pet's name + street you grew up on, I would be Justin Wildwood... I guess that works.


    I end up getting Thunder Emerson...
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    Jun 11, 2012 11:11 PM GMT
    Mine is Hank Washington. Watch for me. Lol.