Pissed off with sexual dilemma!!! Help please...

  • SoleFireSiren

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    Jun 11, 2012 5:43 PM GMT
    Okay so let me start from the beginning, about 6 or 7 months ago I was dating a guy with a humongous cock, when I say humongous I mean it was like 10 inches long and almost as thick as a coke can. And from fucking him so damn much I guess I kind of learned how to loosen up my ass. Make a long story short me and the donkey dick guy broke up and I started dating my new boyfriend right after. and at first we were having sex just about all the time, but I noticed that he kept kind of like slipping out too easily and it would take him a while to cum and get it over with...lol until finally we were arguing one day and he said I have a loose asshole... which offended the shit out of me so I retorted angrily, "My ass isn't too loose, your dick is too small; fucking Twizzler dick!" and since then we haven't really been having sex too often but I still notice that his dick still slides around pretty freely and it's not as pleasurable for him as it is for me... is there any chance of my hole becoming tight again? Is there like some sort of exercise's I can do, or do I just have to wait a ridiculously long time and remain abstinent for my hole to grow tight again?? icon_evil.gif
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    Jun 11, 2012 8:11 PM GMT
    SoleFireSiren said "My ass isn't too loose, your dick is too small; fucking Twizzler dick!"

    That sounds healthy. I'd stay with you.
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    Jun 11, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
    Does anybody actually believe the OP? ( I sure as hell dont!)icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 11, 2012 8:46 PM GMT
    you can come stay with me. you'll be even looser afterwards, but we'll both smile. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 12, 2012 12:29 AM GMT
    Poli-grip
  • Suetonius

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    Jun 13, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Put a styptic pencil in there - (potassium alum)
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    Jun 13, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    Stick a ham in there and pull out the bone.
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    Jul 05, 2012 1:36 AM GMT
    beneful1Poli-grip



    Hahahahahahaha...too funny!icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 05, 2012 2:39 AM GMT
    Enter the hallway, Hotdog!

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    Zounds liek a trololololol tu mhe!
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    Jul 05, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
    Girl took a 10" coke bottle and now she is complaining that she is too loose. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 05, 2012 10:36 AM GMT
    Squats, Lunges,...All those exercises where you have so squeeze your buns will tighten up that causeway...Hugz...icon_biggrin.gif
  • rnch

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    Jul 05, 2012 12:48 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidDoes anybody actually believe the OP? ( I sure as hell dont!)icon_rolleyes.gif




    no photo, low post count...I call bullshit on this guy and this thread.
  • arcimboldo

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    Jul 19, 2012 6:49 PM GMT
    read the yoga exercices of anal and pelvic contraction.....I don t think your ass got loose so fast..you need years of sex like that