Fat Woman Gets Launched at Gym

  • bijockmuscle

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    Jul 29, 2008 2:34 PM GMT
    Anyone here about this story? Supposedly this fat chick was doing abductor and put too much weight on the machine and it launched her like a sling-shot across the gym. She was too fat for the ambulance to take her down so they had to lower out of a window in a basket.

    How funny is that? Wish i could see it.
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    Jul 29, 2008 2:37 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidAnyone here about this story? Supposedly this fat chick was doing abductor and put too much weight on the machine and it launched her like a sling-shot across the gym. She was too fat for the ambulance to take her down so they had to lower out of a window in a basket.

    How funny is that? Wish i could see it.

    Oh, I am sure that happened ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 29, 2008 2:46 PM GMT
    Liiiiiiiies.. But oh so hilarious.
  • bijockmuscle

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    Jul 29, 2008 2:48 PM GMT
    blink777 saidLiiiiiiiies.. But oh so hilarious.


    they just read it on the News on Howard Stern Show
  • Bunjamon

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    Jul 29, 2008 4:43 PM GMT
    If she was so heavy that the paramedics couldn't get her out of the building, I doubt an abductor machine could "launch" her across the gym.

    In other words, it's a load of crap. I guess you can't believe everything you hear on the Howard Stern show (surprise!).

    And, "How funny is that? Wish i could see it." Talk about a case of schadenfreude!
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    Jul 29, 2008 4:52 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidIf she was so heavy that the paramedics couldn't get her out of the building, I doubt an abductor machine could "launch" her across the gym.

    In other words, it's a load of crap. I guess you can't believe everything you hear on the Howard Stern show (surprise!).

    And, "How funny is that? Wish i could see it." Talk about a case of schadenfreude!


    Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude!
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    Jul 29, 2008 4:57 PM GMT
    RBY71 said
    Bunjamon saidIf she was so heavy that the paramedics couldn't get her out of the building, I doubt an abductor machine could "launch" her across the gym.

    In other words, it's a load of crap. I guess you can't believe everything you hear on the Howard Stern show (surprise!).

    And, "How funny is that? Wish i could see it." Talk about a case of schadenfreude!

    Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude!

    Oh, I love it when you speak German...makes my tight, little butthole just twitch!
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    Jul 29, 2008 4:58 PM GMT
    RBY71 said
    Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude!


    Is it really? icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 29, 2008 5:02 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    RBY71 said
    Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude!


    Is it really? icon_twisted.gif

    It is without touching the other person .... icon_wink.gif
  • arielanatole

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    Jul 29, 2008 5:42 PM GMT
    This is not funny! If true, I commend the overweight women for going to the gym. So many do not.
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    Jul 29, 2008 5:53 PM GMT
    Caslon5000 saidOh, I love it when you speak German...makes my tight, little butthole just twitch!


    Yeah, like its even tight anymore....or little. I bet when you fart it sounds like wind in a tunnel.icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 29, 2008 5:56 PM GMT
    haha. the sound of the ocean...and the smell of a garbage barge going by...icon_twisted.gif
  • Bunjamon

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    Jul 29, 2008 6:05 PM GMT
    Wow, you guys are vicious! And I thought children were cruel... icon_eek.gif
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Jul 29, 2008 6:06 PM GMT
    If true, bravo to the large lady who wanted to shift the pounds!

    Over the pond in Britain, it was on the National News that a fat woman was barred entry into a night club/sports bar as the owners had put down a size limit.

    There was an uproar over it, especially from the "fat rights camp".

    LOL
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    Jul 29, 2008 6:10 PM GMT
    Ha Ha Ha funny better than the space shuttle!
  • Bunjamon

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    Jul 29, 2008 6:17 PM GMT
    Rowing_Ant said
    Over the pond in Britain, it was on the National News that a fat woman was barred entry into a night club/sports bar as the owners had put down a size limit.

    There was an uproar over it, especially from the "fat rights camp".


    I'm glad there was an uproar. That's ridiculous discrimination. It's like barring gays from straight clubs/sports bars.
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    Jul 29, 2008 6:29 PM GMT
    actually you can just drag a highlight on the "empty" space so that the white text shows up... icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 29, 2008 6:35 PM GMT
    Ok, if she was too big to get out of the gym in a "normal" fashion, how the hell did she get in there in the 1st place?!?!?!?!?

    And all seriousness aside, I don't care if it was a skinny person, seeing someone launched across the gym the way it's described would have been HILARIOUS!!!!
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    Jul 29, 2008 6:36 PM GMT
    a1972guy saidOk, if she was too big to get out of the gym in a "normal" fashion, how the hell did she get in there in the 1st place?!?!?!?!?

    And all seriousness aside, I don't care if it was a skinny person, seeing someone launched across the gym the way it's described would have been HILARIOUS!!!!

    Yous crool! ... tee hee hee *snort*
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    Jul 29, 2008 6:38 PM GMT
    a1972guy saidOk, if she was too big to get out of the gym in a "normal" fashion, how the hell did she get in there in the 1st place?!?!?!?!?

    And all seriousness aside, I don't care if it was a skinny person, seeing someone launched across the gym the way it's described would have been HILARIOUS!!!!


    She got in using the escalator...duhhhh!

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    Jul 29, 2008 6:40 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy said


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    Hey, that looks like one in San Diego! Thanks for the reminder of home!!!
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    Jul 29, 2008 7:25 PM GMT
    OK, of course the story is total bullcrap.

    Anyone who's actually been in a gym knows how abductor machines work, knows there's no mechanism that can launch a human (assuming she had the strength to lift the weights in the first place, which was heavy enough to launch her), and knows that any stairs, elevators or doors that were wide enough to let her into the gym were wide enough to let her out.

    For godssakes it's Howard Stern, and he's been funnier than this.
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    Jul 29, 2008 7:27 PM GMT
    Giving literal meaning to the phrase "When Pigs Fly" icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 29, 2008 7:28 PM GMT
    a1972guy said
    HighVoltageGuy said


    55755-24_Hour_Fitness.jpg


    Hey, that looks like one in San Diego! Thanks for the reminder of home!!!
    Yeah it is the point loma 24hr. Not my favorite but close to my barber shop
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    Jul 29, 2008 7:30 PM GMT
    Caslon5000 said
    RBY71 said
    Bunjamon saidIf she was so heavy that the paramedics couldn't get her out of the building, I doubt an abductor machine could "launch" her across the gym.

    In other words, it's a load of crap. I guess you can't believe everything you hear on the Howard Stern show (surprise!).

    And, "How funny is that? Wish i could see it." Talk about a case of schadenfreude!

    Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude!

    Oh, I love it when you speak German...makes my tight, little butthole just twitch!


    I can fix that for you.
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