Haven't got those yet, but I've three white eyebrow hairs. So much more noticeable than those two white pubic hairs but not nearly as annoying as this fucking arthritis. Grow old gracefully? Bullshit! The only way age is getting me is kicking and screaming.
Just this week: Jack Scalia on "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" and Patrick Duffy on the new "Dallas." Two men sooo hot even in their fifties and look at them now, proving that we're all just a few white ear hairs short of decrepitude.