My Straight Guy Story

  • Musicman91

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    Jun 15, 2012 7:53 AM GMT
    So earlier today I was over my straight freind's house and I was helping him build his new kitchen table he bought. Well during ths process he took his shirt off becasue it was really hot in his house and then he proceeded to tap me on the shoulder and said "Pass the screwdrive please." Of ourse he was really saying "Pull down my pants and touch me." but I was so scared I didn't know what to do D:

    After we finished he bought me dinner at Long John Silver's for helping him and this just solidified to me that he wants to bang me but I'm scurred please help!
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    Jun 15, 2012 7:55 AM GMT
    Omg the same thing happened to me! I was talking to him and for a brief moment (probably about .5 second) our eyes met and I knew we were met to be together forever!
  • Musicman91

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    Jun 15, 2012 7:58 AM GMT
    Eltigre18 saidOmg the same thing happened to me! I was talking to him and for a brief moment (probably about .5 second) our eyes met and I knew we were met to be together forever!


    Yeah but you guys didn't share Hush Puppies!


    We're meant to be!
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    Jun 15, 2012 8:19 AM GMT
    He wants yo dick... to stay in yo pants. Sorry.
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:17 PM GMT
    OMG!!!

    This totally happened to me!

    When I lived in Washington DC, I rode the Metro to work and once this hot straight guy got on the same car I was in. We didn't even make eye contact and then nothing happened!

    What does it mean?!?!! Is he a bottom? Does he like to cuddle? What about his wife!?!?

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    Jun 15, 2012 1:19 PM GMT
    I once had sex with my straight music school friend
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:47 PM GMT
    LIEV saidOMG!!!

    This totally happened to me!

    When I lived in Washington DC, I rode the Metro to work and once this hot straight guy got on the same car I was in. We didn't even make eye contact and then nothing happened!

    What does it mean?!?!! Is he a bottom? Does he like to cuddle? What about his wife!?!?



    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I do believe that Liev just won this thread.
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:51 PM GMT
    LIEV saidOMG!!!

    This totally happened to me!

    When I lived in Washington DC, I rode the Metro to work and once this hot straight guy got on the same car I was in. We didn't even make eye contact and then nothing happened!

    What does it mean?!?!! Is he a bottom? Does he like to cuddle? What about his wife!?!?


    I almost cried because of laughing so much ... you won
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    Jun 15, 2012 2:19 PM GMT
    Why do so many gay guys even entertain the thought of messing around with their friends; especially their straight ones? Friends are friends. It seems odd to have sexual thoughts about any friends....
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    Jun 15, 2012 2:25 PM GMT
    THis one time at band camp, I stuck his cock... in my..
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    Jun 15, 2012 3:08 PM GMT
    CuriousOne saidWhy do so many gay guys even entertain the thought of messing around with their friends; especially their straight ones? Friends are friends. It seems odd to have sexual thoughts about any friends....


    Gay guys are attracted to hot guys, no matter of their orientation. And if they're in the locker room or at the beach or even walking down the street, we're totally going to be checking them out. Also, many gay guys think straight guys are even hotter because they're so naturally butch and hard to get. It's like straight guys' obsession with girl-on-girl action, but in reverse.

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    Jun 15, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    Yeah, guys just want what they can't have. It makes it more desirable. Once you have it, you want something else.

    "Happiness is a moment before you need more happiness."

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    Jun 15, 2012 3:28 PM GMT
    MusicMan91 saidSo earlier today I was over my straight freind's house and I was helping him build his new kitchen table he bought. Well during ths process he took his shirt off becasue it was really hot in his house and then he proceeded to tap me on the shoulder and said "Pass the screwdrive please." Of ourse he was really saying "Pull down my pants and touch me." but I was so scared I didn't know what to do D:

    After we finished he bought me dinner at Long John Silver's for helping him and this just solidified to me that he wants to bang me but I'm scurred please help!
    Wake up a lot of str8 guys like to flirt...The reality is he wants ya sexually like he wants a case of crabs.
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    Jun 15, 2012 3:30 PM GMT
    Do it. Let him do you as hard as you want him to
  • McMacster

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    Jun 16, 2012 5:29 AM GMT
    if u wanna realy now ask him directly or if youre a pussy make him drunk and then ask icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:35 AM GMT
    Why does someone make one of those "straight friend" posts. Let's think about it STRAIGHT. There is no way this guy wants you for any sexual reasons. The guy is either teasing you or you are overextrapolating these minuscule instances to fulfill your fantasy of him giving u some sexual pleasure. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:44 AM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidSatire should really be subtler than this.
    think he was going 4 the amphigorical?
    beware of the screwdriver, js
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:52 AM GMT
    CuriousOne saidWhy do so many gay guys even entertain the thought of messing around with their friends; especially their straight ones? Friends are friends. It seems odd to have sexual thoughts about any friends....


    while that is true, sometimes a friend can have chemistry with u and u guys can talk about having a relationship. it happened to me and one of my friends, but we decided it was better to b friends.
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidSatire should really be subtler than this.

    On the plus side this satirical version is short, succinct, and the OP has a profile picture and profile information! So many refreshing improvement to the norm.
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:56 AM GMT
    i'd suggest u wait to see if he gives u more apparent signs like rubbing his crotch on you. or something obviously sexual. what he has done so far with dinner could just be innocent and not sex related. You could always ask if he wants to play around, but dont get attached cause he's STRAIGHT! you dont want to rush into things cause u could ruin ur friendship.
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    Jun 16, 2012 5:57 AM GMT
    IamxxMyself saidi'd suggest u wait to see if he gives u more apparent signs like rubbing his crotch on you. or something obviously sexual. what he has done so far with dinner could just be innocent and not sex related. You could always ask if he wants to play around, but dont get attached cause he's STRAIGHT! you dont want to rush into things cause u could ruin ur friendship.


    Nononono....if he took him to dinner it means the sex ALREADY happened and the OP just didn't notice.
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    Jun 16, 2012 6:01 AM GMT
    Defenseon saidTHis one time at band camp, I stuck his cock... in my..


    awww...mannnnn.... you know, i'd almost forgotten about the whole "band camp" fiasco of a couple years back. where you couldn't say a single noun or verb without someone chiming in with "this one time, at band camp..." Now that you reminded me i'm gonna start hearing it again!!
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    Jun 16, 2012 6:02 AM GMT
    Oh. I see what you did there....
  • waccamatt

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    Jun 16, 2012 6:23 AM GMT
    My straight trainer totally wants me. Actually, he's probably gay since he refers to cute puppies outside the gym as "doggies". I don't think straight guys use that term if they're older than 10.