Dear Ariodante, you funny fucker......

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    Jun 15, 2012 8:50 AM GMT
    Your hilarious posts are my dildo. I do not own a dildo. I wish you had a radio show with Sarah Silverman. Boner-worthy.


    - A fan
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    Jun 15, 2012 8:53 AM GMT
    imma take my time makin sure that i please u

    titties in your mouth

    baby let me breast feed u

    let me breast feed u
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    Jun 15, 2012 8:55 AM GMT
    IzzyMuscle saidYour hilarious posts are my dildo.


    Lube generously before using! =D
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    Jun 15, 2012 1:07 PM GMT
    if they made a dildo that looked like a bacon light saber with a base that looked like the fist of the cookie monster (reversible, use whatever end you are on the mood for)....that could be squeeze to shoot out cookie batter....we would name it after you....icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:05 PM GMT
    Why is Ariodante the only one who has threads created in his honor? I'm so jealous. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:07 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidWhy is Ariodante the only one who has threads created in his honor? I'm so jealous. icon_neutral.gif


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    Jun 15, 2012 9:09 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidWhy is Ariodante the only one who has threads created in his honor? I'm so jealous. icon_neutral.gif


    Come sit on my lap.
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:09 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidCome sit on my lap.


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    Jun 15, 2012 9:10 PM GMT
    SURELY...you all realize that Ariodante Loves ME...and ONLY Me.

    You can flirt with Him all you want....but still, at the end of the day....

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    Cash saidSURELY...you all realize that Ariodante Loves ME...and ONLY Me.

    You can flirt with Him all you want....but still, at the end of the day....

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    I always assumed "bacon" was your nickname. icon_confused.gif
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidCome sit on my lap.


    icon_eek.gif Are you Santa? icon_eek.gif


    Make a wish big boy ;o
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    Cash saidSURELY...you all realize that Ariodante Loves ME...and ONLY Me.

    You can flirt with Him all you want....but still, at the end of the day....

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    It's true.

    Cash, you know that I want everything of you. Your eyes....your kidneys...your precious, precious marrow. I want it all. In a chilled cooler ready to hock on the black market.

    <3

    <3

    <3
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidCome sit on my lap.


    icon_eek.gif Are you Santa? icon_eek.gif


    Oh here we go again... the Santa/Elf fantasy.

    I am NOT falling for that "let me rest my sack" line AGAIN .....OK!!!!!

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:14 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidMake a wish big boy ;o


    But what if sitting on your lap was my wish? Do I get another one, or is that considered cheating?
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:14 PM GMT
    Cash said
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidCome sit on my lap.


    icon_eek.gif Are you Santa? icon_eek.gif


    Oh here we go again... the Santa/Elf fantasy.

    I am NOT falling for that "let me rest my sack" line AGAIN .....OK!!!!!

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    But I'm hung with care ;o
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:15 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidMake a wish big boy ;o


    But what if sitting on your lap was my wish? Do I get another one, or is that considered cheating?


    ..I need to check with my lawyers...
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:15 PM GMT
    Cash saidOh here we go again... the Santa/Elf fantasy.

    I am NOT falling for that "let me rest my sack" line AGAIN .....OK!!!!!

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    So many dirty jokes...so little time...
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:15 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cash saidSURELY...you all realize that Ariodante Loves ME...and ONLY Me.

    You can flirt with Him all you want....but still, at the end of the day....

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    It's true.

    Cash, you know that I want everything of you. Your eyes....your kidneys...your precious, precious marrow. I want it all. In a chilled cooler ready to hock on the black market.

    <3

    <3

    <3


    I had My retinas Fed-Exed to you this afternnoon.

    the utter darkness is worth the Love.

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    Ariodante said..I need to check with my lawyers...


    Here we go again! Stop law-blocking me!
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:17 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidMake a wish big boy ;o


    But what if sitting on your lap was my wish? Do I get another one, or is that considered cheating?


    ..I need to check with my lawyers...


    sorry, cash is getting me mouth pregnant next week
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    Cash saidOh here we go again... the Santa/Elf fantasy.

    I am NOT falling for that "let me rest my sack" line AGAIN .....OK!!!!!

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    So many dirty jokes...so little time...


    It's friday afternoon.

    And yer stoned.

    And COMPLETELY naked.

    wahtz yer time constraint...EXACTLY????

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    calibro said
    Ariodante said
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidMake a wish big boy ;o


    But what if sitting on your lap was my wish? Do I get another one, or is that considered cheating?


    ..I need to check with my lawyers...


    sorry, cash is getting me mouth pregnant next week


    WHERE'S THE CHECK TO SUPPORT THE LITTER OF MOUTH BABIES YOU GAVE ME LAST MONTH >=|
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:19 PM GMT
    Cash saidIt's friday afternoon.

    And yer stoned.

    And COMPLETELY naked.

    wahtz yer time constraint...EXACTLY????

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    These hotties aren't going to stalk themselves ya know!
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    Jun 15, 2012 9:20 PM GMT
    calibro said
    Ariodante said
    DudeInNOVA said
    Ariodante saidMake a wish big boy ;o


    But what if sitting on your lap was my wish? Do I get another one, or is that considered cheating?


    ..I need to check with my lawyers...


    sorry, cash is getting me mouth pregnant next week


    that can be arranged ya know.

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    several times.

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    Jun 15, 2012 9:21 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidOh goody! I've stumbled across the elusive SINGLE ENTENDRE THREAD!


    JP you can sit on m lap while I sort out DiN's legal lap situation.