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spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 12:36 AM GMT
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I've only been on RJ for a couple of months but I have enjoyed the topics and forums that guys randomly start (and I am happy to see that I am kissable at least to two of you lol).

I have also realized there are quite a few inside things that some of the veteran members can explain to us so that we are in the know about the posts.

I get the lolcats they are obvious and cute ways for people to easily get your point across.

I saw somewhere that Manah-Manah from the muppets is given for what??? A way of saying this is a stupid post?

Are there other inside things that we should know about the forums?
Caslon8000 Posts: 8134
Jul 30, 2008 12:38 AM GMT
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Yes. Until you reach 1000 posts you are not allowed to say anything.
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:39 AM GMT
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You're right on both points.

The only things you really need to know is that I'm always right, Caslon and I are Co-Presidents of RJ, and that I'm always right.
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 12:40 AM GMT
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I guess I will be posting quite a few blank messages then trying to catch up cause I have a lot to say.
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:42 AM GMT
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'Catch up'...that's funny. Like anyone can catch up to Caslon.
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
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Well...
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
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...we...
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
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...can...
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
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...try!
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Jul 30, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
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spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 12:46 AM GMT
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Hilarious so far I understand that it is my job as a new member to keep quiet and looking up to the President(s) as totally in charge and completely infallible until I reach a certain number of points and then what I get initiated...holy shit its like I am pledging my Fraternity all over again.

I can do this no problem...

Thank You Brother ShawnTX may I have another?
HndsmKansan Posts: 3143
Jul 30, 2008 12:47 AM GMT
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Well there are certainly members that have made a mark on this forum establishment... and some will be referred to off an on... you need to do homework on
Chuckystud for sure... a few others.

Where the hell is Zim at?


Be patient, be respectful and you'll be great!
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidHilarious so far I understand that it is my job as a new member to keep quiet and looking up to the President(s) as totally in charge and completely infallible until I reach a certain number of points and then what I get initiated...holy shit its like I am pledging my Fraternity all over again.

I can do this no problem...

Thank You Brother ShawnTX may I have another?



OOOO...hazing...what a great idea...
VinBaltimore Posts: 223
Jul 30, 2008 12:57 AM GMT
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Pssst...SpinningGuy, from one newbie to another. Dancerjack leaked that secret in other thread:

dancerjack saidblink, you are new to the ways of real jock, so i won't take offense to a question like that. we in the manamana department have been giving awards for nearly a year now. after a 3 month hiatus, it is time to start doling out this coveted award once again...

manamana has a long and proud history as being the award given to threads that achieve zero value. it must never be abused or it will lose its purpose. (although there ARE days when it seems like the obligatory posting, since so many of the threads achieve ZERO value)


One mystery solved. So much more to learn!
SurrealLife Posts: 4496
Jul 30, 2008 12:58 AM GMT
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Caslon5000 saidYes. Until you reach 1000 posts you are not allowed to say anything.


Another thing you should remember is that Caslon5000's posts should not always be taken literally. He is like a slightly burnt marshmallow, crusty on the outside and soft and sweet on the inside.

I can't believe I said that
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 1:03 AM GMT
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Thanks Vin I will share the secrets with you as well so far I know that we are both pledges and that our Fraternity mascot is a lolcat and that ShawnTX is the President. I think that Caslon is the pledge educator. I am requesting SurrealLife as my fraternity Big Brother since he seems to have Caslon's number and HndsmKansan can be yours...
Caslon8000 Posts: 8134
Jul 30, 2008 1:07 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidThanks Vin I will share the secrets with you as well so far I know that we are both pledges and that our Fraternity mascot is a lolcat and that ShawnTX is the President. I think that Caslon is the pledge educator. I am requesting SurrealLife as my fraternity Big Brother since he seems to have Caslon's number and HndsmKansan can be yours...

You dont like Vin? ...
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 1:08 AM GMT
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I like this guy. I was gracious enough to say Co-President, but spinningguy is obviously intelligent enough to realize that it's really all about me.

Kissable indeed...he can stay.
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
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Caslon5000 said

You dont like Vin? ...


lol is there something about HndsmKansan I should know. Dammit that is why I created this topic so you guys could warn me about these things lol.

PS. ShawnTX I have sucking up down to a science (insert jokes about me sucking things here).
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
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No wonder you were voted kissable twice.
dancerjack Posts: 973
Jul 30, 2008 1:23 AM GMT
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hello! welcome to realjock

i don't manamana lightly, so you hopefully won't see it TOO terribly often... but we can only work with what we've got...
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 1:26 AM GMT
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Thanks dancerjack...I was actually a bit worried that this one would get manamanaed at first but it actually quickly turned very funny. I am pretty sure I am going to find ShawnTX and give him a kiss when I am in Houston this weekend.

BTW I am actually going to Houston this weekend
SurrealLife Posts: 4496
Jul 30, 2008 1:28 AM GMT
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Fraternity big brother hmmm, I like the sounds of that. Being the baby of the family I always wanted to be a "big" brother.

This new RJ member is a charmer, and we could always more of those on this website, after all Zdrew and I can't carry the load all by ourselves!
Caslon8000 Posts: 8134
Jul 30, 2008 1:28 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidThanks dancerjack...I was actually a bit worried that this one would get manamanaed at first but it actually quickly turned very funny. I am pretty sure I am going to find ShawnTX and give him a kiss when I am in Houston this weekend.

BTW I am actually going to Houston this weekend

Well, this certainly puts the kiss in kissing up ...
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 1:35 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidThanks dancerjack...I was actually a bit worried that this one would get manamanaed at first but it actually quickly turned very funny. I am pretty sure I am going to find ShawnTX and give him a kiss when I am in Houston this weekend.

BTW I am actually going to Houston this weekend


Uh oh...I'm actually a 300lbs. 60 year old woman.
PUCKER UP!!!
dancerjack Posts: 973
Jul 30, 2008 1:38 AM GMT
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a thread isn't usually ONLY stupid when i finally manamana it - it often tends to also be mean-spirited, hateful, mired in stereotypes, and/or started/derailed by pattison.
VinBaltimore Posts: 223
Jul 30, 2008 1:42 AM GMT
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ShawnTX saidUh oh...I'm actually a 300lbs. 60 year old woman.
PUCKER UP!!!


Well duh, we can see that from your picture.
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 1:43 AM GMT
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OMG...BITCH!!!

He can stay too!
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 1:43 AM GMT
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got it new lesson when a topic has turned evil call in dancerjack to take care of it. You would be considered the axeman in the Fraternity World.

P.S. ShawnTX you being a 300lb woman is right in line for the type of man I am looking for obviously you have not fully read my "what I am looking for" part of my profile.
TigerTim Posts: 950
Jul 30, 2008 1:44 AM GMT
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Well we wouldn't want people to think there was some sort of clique thing going on, would we?

--- Diogenes the Cynic
SurrealLife Posts: 4496
Jul 30, 2008 1:46 AM GMT
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TigerTim saidWell we wouldn't want people to think there was some sort of clique thing going on, would we?

--- Diogenes the Cynic


Clique what clique? That sounds almost high schoolish!
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 1:52 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidgot it new lesson when a topic has turned evil call in dancerjack to take care of it. You would be considered the axeman in the Fraternity World.

P.S. ShawnTX you being a 300lb woman is right in line for the type of man I am looking for obviously you have not fully read my "what I am looking for" part of my profile.


ROFLMAO...I can't believe you did that!!!
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
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spinningguy said

P.S. ShawnTX you being a 300lb woman is right in line for the type of man I am looking for obviously you have not fully read my "what I am looking for" part of my profile.

ShawnTX said

ROFLMAO...I can't believe you did that!!!


Bitch I am a crazy man you have no idea who you all let into your peaceful little RJ world.

P.S. not really I am kind of laid back and take it easy kind of guy lol I better go check my pulse to see if I am still with us.
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 2:02 AM GMT
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Yeah, well, you asked for it. I'll be showing up in a moo moo...in public...screaming your full name and address.
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 2:12 AM GMT
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You are so turning me on right now! I love it when my 300lb man screams my name while wearing his moomoo mmmm baby!
VinBaltimore Posts: 223
Jul 30, 2008 2:15 AM GMT
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[quietly backs out of thread, closes the door and hangs the "privacy please" sign.]
Caslon8000 Posts: 8134
Jul 30, 2008 2:16 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidYou are so turning me on right now!

Oh, like we couldnt see that one coming ...
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 2:22 AM GMT
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Vin you so are invited!
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Jul 30, 2008 3:25 AM GMT
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MMmm, what else should you know?

Shawn used to be a --- oh, I'll say it---CANADIAN. Right before his country-change operation.

I am the wacky upstairs neighbor who drops in to tell jokes that no one finds funny but they laugh politely, if awkwardly, because they like me, sort of.

Caslon only pretends to be cranky, because it amuses him.

Zim was the Merrie Prankster, unfortunately departed.

Chucky was Evil, and vanished one day after an exorcism. Two RJ members swear they actually saw him go up in a puff of acrid smoke.

Aero has recently returned from Oz, wearing the ruby slippers which he hasn't yet taken off. I suspect they will begin to hurt his feet at some stage.

I could go on, but I imagine you're drowsing off already......
OMGBrad Posts: 205
Jul 30, 2008 3:27 AM GMT
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omg i will never reach 1000 posts, i don't have the time to read all these posts to reply to them!!!!!!!
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 3:29 AM GMT
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jprichva said
I could go on, but I imagine you're drowsing off already......


No you should go on this is very helpful I am thinking of writing a book about all the posters its going to be a best seller I am going to call it the Posters Almanac and only the funniest will be in it.
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Jul 30, 2008 3:30 AM GMT
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Caslon5000 saidYes. Until you reach 1000 posts you are not allowed to say anything.


Well, technically you can say anything you want, but just don't address Caslon directly. Until you've reached 1000 posts that is.
muchmorethanm... Posts: 2814
Jul 30, 2008 3:34 AM GMT
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No need to fear Big Cas. He's one of the good ol' boys on this site. And so is RBY71.
eb925guy Posts: 947
Jul 30, 2008 3:40 AM GMT
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Hey Spin, don't listen to these guys, they're just the RJ bullies. What's the worse they can do, virtually push you down or sick one of their lolcats on you! LOL Let 'em know you're here to make your presence known, fresh blood needed. Oh and if I were you, I'd avoid any postings on religion, politics or guys looking in the showers at the gym, they get really testy on those topics...whew, look out!

Welcome and good luck. Keep your eyes open for Chucky, word is that he's still out there in cyberspace somewhere.
eb925guy Posts: 947
Jul 30, 2008 3:44 AM GMT
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muchmorethanmuscle saidNo need to fear Big Cas. He's one of the good ol' boys on this site.
You're kidding right? Caslon is a cranky old guy that needs to get laid more often... oh damn, I think I've taken on some of Alpha's characteristics! Well, Caslon suffers from GOMS (Grouchy Old Man's Syndrome!). he he.
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 3:49 AM GMT
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eb925guy saidHey Spin, don't listen to these guys, they're just the RJ bullies.


Oh eb925 you don't understand I am all about the bullies why do you think I tend to only be into the jocks (stereotype warning added here)

OMGBrad I am with you I will never get to 1000 I feel like I have posted 200 just today and I have not even reached 60 yet.

Muchmore I am not worried about Cas he seems like a freaking blast. I hear he is very kissable and according to surrealLife he tastes like a marshmellow or something I could be quoting that wrong not sure??? As for RBY71 he is way to cute to be worried about.
joggerva Posts: 513
Jul 30, 2008 3:54 AM GMT
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You'll also see references to Onixotto, who was an ass and had a fake profile before he got kicked off.

Oh yeah, feed Sedative cookies so he will spare you when he achieves world domination (and he will).

And, though it hasn't shown up in awhile, beware zdrew's yellow butterfly. It seems those threads never do get back on track after that distraction.
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 3:57 AM GMT
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Interesting yellow butterfly phenomenon this I need to know more about.
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Jul 30, 2008 3:57 AM GMT
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And who could forget that dark, edgy kid who called himself "LoveSickMotherFucker". Funny, but I think dangerous, and probably to himself also. I sometimes wonder if he's okay.
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Jul 30, 2008 3:58 AM GMT
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joggerva saidYou'll also see references to Onixotto, who was an ass and had a fake profile before he got kicked off.

Oh yeah, feed Sedative cookies so he will spare you when he achieves world domination (and he will).

And, though it hasn't shown up in awhile, beware zdrew's yellow butterfly. It seems those threads never do get back on track after that distraction.


Hey, you forgot to mention my flame war popcorn cat!
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 4:02 AM GMT
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See now we are talking I think you should put up examples and do a little definition of when it is appropriate to use these and/or if they are copyrighted to one particular person. i.e. dancerjack's Manah-Manah or zdrew's yellow butterfly or apparently the cat that RBY71 has made out of popcorn.
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Jul 30, 2008 4:06 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidSee now we are talking I think you should put up examples and do a little definition of when it is appropriate to use these and/or if they are copyrighted to one particular person. i.e. dancerjack's Manah-Manah or zdrew's yellow butterfly or apparently the cat that RBY71 has made out of popcorn.


ahem! It is cat eating popcorn to show my fascination with a particular flamewar.

Photobucket



Photobucket
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 4:21 AM GMT
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Hilarious we really do like our cats around here don't we?
TigerTim Posts: 950
Jul 30, 2008 4:33 AM GMT
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That playing card is genius, RBY71
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Jul 30, 2008 4:35 AM GMT
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TigerTim saidThat playing card is genius, RBY71
I wish I could take credit for it, but it was just something I snagged from someone else's photobucket page.
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Jul 30, 2008 4:45 AM GMT
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RBY71 said
Caslon5000 saidYes. Until you reach 1000 posts you are not allowed to say anything.


Well, technically you can say anything you want, but just don't address Caslon directly. Until you've reached 1000 posts that is.


Oh Caslon I have a need, no a desire to speak directly to you.

opps not quite 1000 posts yet.
brady527 Posts: 361
Jul 30, 2008 5:01 AM GMT
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Good to know I'm not the only newish one here. I'm just going to have to get over that inner-critic thing where I think I am interrupting people and contribute... oh wait, I'm not at 1000 posts. I'll keep this one to myself.
ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 5:10 AM GMT
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Because zdrew is pretty, and sometimes not so bright.

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ActiveAndFit Posts: 2834
Jul 30, 2008 5:12 AM GMT
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Caslon5000 saidYes. Until you reach 1000 posts you are not allowed to say anything.
You know with this new delete topic capability, I wondered if calson could not demoted? HE MUST BE STOPPED!!
GwgTrunks Posts: 503
Jul 30, 2008 6:10 AM GMT
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RBY71 said
ahem! It is cat eating popcorn to show my fascination with a particular flamewar.

Photobucket


But it's only your second turn, and I've only got two Islands in play!

Oh wait...

Photobucket
Maverick75 Posts: 354
Jul 30, 2008 6:56 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidHilarious so far I understand that it is my job as a new member to keep quiet and looking up to the President(s) as totally in charge and completely infallible until I reach a certain number of points and then what I get initiated...holy shit its like I am pledging my Fraternity all over again.

I can do this no problem...

Thank You Brother ShawnTX may I have another?
You wanna suck up to these old farts? Good luck!
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 30, 2008 12:04 PM GMT
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Don't worry Maverick from what I have learned all you have to do to be heard is post 1000 times. Seems you are over 10% there so until I catch up I will be sucking up to you too.
ITJock Posts: 1229
Jul 30, 2008 1:03 PM GMT
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This is turning into one very weird thread...

And here at RJ, that is saying something...

Rob
Sedative Posts: 5570
Jul 30, 2008 2:00 PM GMT
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joggerva said
Oh yeah, feed Sedative cookies so he will spare you when he achieves world domination (and he will).



MWAHAHAHAHAHA!



Oh wait... I gotta start customizing my stuff.
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 30, 2008 3:52 PM GMT
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ShawnTX saidBecause zdrew is pretty, and sometimes not so bright.

Photobucket


What??? I resent that. I'm not pretty. My mommy tells me I'm a vewy handsome boy. And special. So there.


And don't worry if you don't get everything immediately, spinningguy. The presence of so many inside jokes and sidebars is less indicative of cliquishness, I think, than the fact that a bunch of us really, really, really do belong in the circus. ShawnTX, for instance, is really the Bearded Woman on the run. Who knew, right? So...just take off your shirt and muscle your way right into the fray!

ShawnTX Posts: 2158
Jul 30, 2008 3:55 PM GMT
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Excuse me...300lbs. pound bearded woman, thank you very much!
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 30, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
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ShawnTX saidExcuse me...300lbs. pound bearded woman, thank you very much!


...a penny, a pound, a buncha benjamins. Alas, I'd still not pay a farthing to see you perform.
joggerva Posts: 513
Jul 30, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
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zdrew said The presence of so many inside jokes and sidebars is less indicative of cliquishness, I think, than the fact that a bunch of us really, really, really do belong in the circus.


Now, that is a circus I'd pay to go to.
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1306
Jul 30, 2008 3:58 PM GMT
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RBY71 said
Caslon5000 saidYes. Until you reach 1000 posts you are not allowed to say anything.


Well, technically you can say anything you want, but just don't address Caslon directly. Until you've reached 1000 posts that is.


I think I broke that rule after my 43rd post...and I haven't looked back since. LOL! Caslon was kind enough to give me a starter lolcat gift though!
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 30, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
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joggerva said
And, though it hasn't shown up in awhile, beware zdrew's yellow butterfly. It seems those threads never do get back on track after that distraction.


For the record, the yellow butterfly is Shawn's. The blue one (much rarer species) is Sedative's. And the menacing swarm, appearing only when the flying monkeys have the flu, are mine. They'll be showing up on your doorstep any time now, my pretty...

And watch for me at the circus. I'll be the one with the big tent.
fastprof Posts: 1459
Jul 30, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
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eb925guy said oh damn, I think I've taken on some of Alpha's characteristics!


You f**k*n wu**y boy! You can't take over for me, you c**k s**kin, *ss*h*le!!! S**k my d***, you c*nt wannabe! No one can **&*&* ******!!!!! Hear me?


Love, Alpha
joggerva Posts: 513
Jul 30, 2008 4:23 PM GMT
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zdrew said
joggerva said
And, though it hasn't shown up in awhile, beware zdrew's yellow butterfly. It seems those threads never do get back on track after that distraction.


For the record, the yellow butterfly is Shawn's. The blue one (much rarer species) is Sedative's. And the menacing swarm, appearing only when the flying monkeys have the flu, are mine. They'll be showing up on your doorstep any time now, my pretty...

And watch for me at the circus. I'll be the one with the big tent.


Ah, thanks for the clarification, and I'll be on the lookout for your big tent.
auryn Posts: 1609
Jul 30, 2008 4:28 PM GMT
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dancerjack saidhello! welcome to realjock

i don't manamana lightly, so you hopefully won't see it TOO terribly often... but we can only work with what we've got...


I'm currently working on a plan to get a Manamana. I think I may have the perfect thing too, thanks to a certain new VH1 show.

Anyway, my two cents...
If you see this gif in a forum, pull up a seat or run away:Photobucket (*edit: dammit RBY71 already educated you in the way of the cat. Oh RBYz1, I bow before thy ubiquity.)

And always be prepared for a forum to go off subject. There are a lot of narcissists on this site who think this is all about them, but it's actually about me.
blink777 Posts: 499
Jul 30, 2008 4:35 PM GMT
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zdrew saidAnd watch for me at the circus. I'll be the one with the big tent.

Bah-zing.
Sedative Posts: 5570
Jul 30, 2008 7:17 PM GMT
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Seriously though, there are no cliques on RJ. But with 3000+ posts and counting some of us just know each other better. Which poster will get this joke, which will take offense, etc. But I'll banter with a new member if he starts it, anytime.

I haven't heard anybody here disparage a 'noob'. Even I try to respond to first threads of new members. But yeah, posting more is a good way of introducing yourself.

And my flutterby's not blue!
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 30, 2008 8:22 PM GMT
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Oops...my bad, Sedative. It still has some blue on it, though. And I think I just demonstrated exactly why ShawnTX follows me around with that damned butterfly.
muchmorethanm... Posts: 2814
Jul 30, 2008 9:06 PM GMT
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HndsmKansan saidWell there are certainly members that have made a mark on this forum establishment... and some will be referred to off an on... you need to do homework on
Chuckystud for sure... a few others.

Where the hell is Zim at?


Be patient, be respectful and you'll be great!



Zim was very cute in the beginning. But his repetitive disappearance and reappearing is giving me the impression of someone that is not emotionally stable. What's up with that?
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 31, 2008 2:50 AM GMT
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ITJock saidThis is turning into one very weird thread...

And here at RJ, that is saying something...


ITJock I am new here that is for sure... but you will soon realize weird is my middle name so this thread going to weird places suites me just fine lol.

Zdrew I would love to join your circus! I would like to be the human cannonball. Here is a picture of my cannon and look ShawnTX's picture is right behind it.
VinBaltimore Posts: 223
Jul 31, 2008 2:55 AM GMT
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spinningguy saidHere is a picture of my cannon


Tease.
spinningguy Posts: 137
Jul 31, 2008 2:56 AM GMT
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Oh thank god you got that I was worried I was not being suggestive enough!!! lol
Sedative Posts: 5570
Jul 31, 2008 3:49 PM GMT
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I ain't seein no balls.
NNJfitandbi Posts: 1270
Jul 31, 2008 3:54 PM GMT
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Don't worry about being not in on the joke. I've been here a long time, and I'm rarely in on any of them.
joggerva Posts: 513
Jul 31, 2008 3:55 PM GMT
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Sedative saidI ain't seein no balls.


Nor Shawn's beard. However, I do see Caslon's dream guy perched upon Shawn's shoulder (in case you hadn't gleaned it yet, spinningguy, Caslon prefers his men short)
Caslon8000 Posts: 8134
Jul 31, 2008 4:16 PM GMT
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joggerva said
Sedative saidI ain't seein no balls.


Nor Shawn's beard. However, I do see Caslon's dream guy perched upon Shawn's shoulder (in case you hadn't gleaned it yet, spinningguy, Caslon prefers his men short)

Spinningguy, doesnt care about Caslon...I got pushed to the gutter so fast the other night!
auryn Posts: 1609
Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM GMT
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One other thing to look out for:

The evil, critical Spelling Police. They'll attack you when you're sleeping and completely derail a topic because it's more important to correct spelling and grammar than to let you get your point across. And! heven help u if you coreckt them.

Im so afrade of them that I youshually chek werds on Google.
Sedative Posts: 5570
Jul 31, 2008 8:27 PM GMT
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Auryn saidOne other thing to look out for:

The evil, critical Spelling Police. They'll attack you when you're sleeping and completely derail a topic because it's more important to correct spelling and grammar than to let you get your point across. And heaven help you if you correct them.

I'm so afraid of them that I usually check words on Google.


Get this book, now!
auryn Posts: 1609
Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM GMT
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LOL! See what I mean? Spoooooky!

hahahahaha
auryn Posts: 1609
Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM GMT
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Welcome back Zim.
Sedative Posts: 5570
Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
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Auryn saidWelcome back Zim.


Hmmmmmmmmmm................

Must investigate further the appearance of this weird creature. BRB getting my scalpel...
Sedative Posts: 5570
Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM GMT
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I don't know taxidermy though.
mnjock2003 Posts: 382
Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM GMT
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Sedative said
Auryn saidWelcome back Zim.


Hmmmmmmmmmm................

Must investigate further the appearance of this weird creature. BRB getting my scalpel...


Yeah, it is always a little suspicious when an unverified member is suddenly so prolific on every topic.

I think this might belong in the alter ego thread..
auryn Posts: 1609
Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM GMT
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mnjock2003 said
Sedative said
Auryn saidWelcome back Zim.


Hmmmmmmmmmm................

Must investigate further the appearance of this weird creature. BRB getting my scalpel...


Yeah, it is always a little suspicious when an unverified member is suddenly so prolific on every topic.

I think this might belong in the alter ego thread..


(Had he not used a similar line, while in his LOL@YOU disguise, it may have been harder for me to figure it out. I've been waiting, but if he wants to troll around and have fun, like before, then he should realize that that gets old kinda quick.

Just bring us the Zimmy and save the drama for the people that don't matter.)

And so, spinningguy, we enter the popquiz stage. Since you're auditting this class any wrong answers won't be counted against you. For the rest of us, pencils up we begin the quiz.......

now.

I'm off to the gym so you're all on the honor system.
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 31, 2008 10:37 PM GMT
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Quick question -- is it possible to alter the date that you created your profile? Cuz the profile in question was created on 4/21/08.

Hmmm....that was my birthday. Maybe he's my alter ego. Or a doppleganger? Oooooh....

Kurtsy-tunes, I need those air fuzzies now. I'm getting creeped out.
auryn Posts: 1609
Jul 31, 2008 11:21 PM GMT
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I think you can only change it if you completely cancel your sign on or use a totally different one. That and the age are furthering my theory that fatass is, indeed, Zim.

Sorry hon, you've been outted, so give it up.

Oh and mnjock and zdrew, loving the new photos.
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Jul 31, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
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Auryn saidWelcome back Zim.
I'd bet that's not Zim, it's McGay.
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 31, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
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Right back at you, Auryn. Nice black and white composition.

As long as we're theorizing...maybe it's Ch-ch-chuckster.
mnjock2003 Posts: 382
Jul 31, 2008 11:35 PM GMT
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[quote][cite]zdrew said[/cite

As long as we're theorizing...maybe it's Ch-ch-chuckster.[/quote]

It is way too early for christmas... isn't it?
I would love to have Chucky back, just like old times. We could all talk about steroids, how hot chucky is ,, what an idiot I am and how mentally ill Mikephil is.
Didn't we all feel like one big happy but dysfunctional family back then?
Maybe I am sugar coating the past, but it was fun back then, right?
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Jul 31, 2008 11:40 PM GMT
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Yes, actually it was. Whatever else you can say about R2D2, he was a large personality.
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 31, 2008 11:43 PM GMT
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jprichva saidYes, actually it was. Whatever else you can say about R2D2, he was a large personality.

Every time you call him R2D2, I giggle in a most unmanly way and nearly pee. You think I need to take some steroids to man up a bit?
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Jul 31, 2008 11:45 PM GMT
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zdrew said
jprichva saidYes, actually it was. Whatever else you can say about R2D2, he was a large personality.

Every time you call him R2D2, I giggle in a most unmanly way and nearly pee. You think I need to take some steroids to man up a bit?


No, just go hit the buffet.
mnjock2003 Posts: 382
Jul 31, 2008 11:45 PM GMT
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jprichva saidYes, actually it was. Whatever else you can say about R2D2, he was a large personality.


Awwe, the good old days.
If I am to be honest, I miss the banter and chucky's veiny quads.
zdrew Posts: 1978
Jul 31, 2008 11:47 PM GMT
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And suddenly spinningguy is gonna have a whole lot more questions here...
mnjock2003 Posts: 382
Jul 31, 2008 11:47 PM GMT
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jprichva said
zdrew said
jprichva saidYes, actually it was. Whatever else you can say about R2D2, he was a large personality.

Every time you call him R2D2, I giggle in a most unmanly way and nearly pee. You think I need to take some steroids to man up a bit?


No, just go hit the buffet.


OMG... I am dying.. I forgot all about the buffet and the countless people he saw choosing to be fat there everyday..
mnjock2003 Posts: 382
Jul 31, 2008 11:53 PM GMT
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Looks like he is doing great without us..
(He needs money for protein powder so that is why he is wearing manties, but otherwise he looks good.)
auryn Posts: 1609
Aug 01, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
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Oh lookey lookey the entries are gone. Not hidden, just gone. Isn't that interesting?

You don't have to worship me, just throw money.

The black and whites were taken by my partner, btw, zdrew.
iguanaSF Posts: 838
Aug 01, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
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zdrew saidKurtsy-tunes, I need those air fuzzies now. I'm getting creeped out.


I have to go to the Safeway tonite to pick up some more air fuzzies. Big "Two For One" Sale!!

In the meantime, here's something fuzzy to hold you over.
joggerva Posts: 513
Aug 01, 2008 2:22 AM GMT
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Iguana, how did you get the name Kurtsy-tunes?
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Aug 01, 2008 2:23 AM GMT
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joggerva saidIguana, how did you get the name Kurtsy-tunes?


You must ask InnerAthlete.
iguanaSF Posts: 838
Aug 01, 2008 2:27 AM GMT
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jprichva said
joggerva saidIguana, how did you get the name Kurtsy-tunes?


You must ask InnerAthlete.


Not only is Prichytoons the funniest upstairs neighbor ever to walk onto our 3-act RJ comedy set, he is master of all things RJ-historic.

Inner "Makes Bed Head Sexy" Athlete is indeed the one to consult for the story of that nickname, and others.
zdrew Posts: 1978
Aug 01, 2008 6:06 AM GMT
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iguanaSF said
jprichva said
joggerva saidIguana, how did you get the name Kurtsy-tunes?


You must ask InnerAthlete.


Not only is Prichytoons the funniest upstairs neighbor ever to walk onto our 3-act RJ comedy set, he is master of all things RJ-historic.

Inner "Makes Bed Head Sexy" Athlete is indeed the one to consult for the story of that nickname, and others.


Forget the RJ cruise - imagine the horrors of an RJ condo block. Innerathlete would be the dog-owning downstairs neighbor who rolls out of bed promptly at two in the afternoon and IMs you to ask if he can borrow toothpaste, as he was too lazy to get to the store the day before. Jprichva and iguanaSF would be the hilarious upstairs neighbors who've been known to wander the complex in elegant pink slippers and mud facial masks. JP would spend many afternoons spiritedly arguing all manner of trivia and RJ history with Caslon, the recluse in the attic unit, who thumps on the floor to quiet the ruckus below at night, claiming his cats were upset by the shenanigans of jp and iguana. spinningguy would be the new tenant who tiptoes around vaguely afraid of everybody else except for Sedative, the cute ingenue on the first floor who stumbles down the hall in his flannel jammies early in the morning in search of toothpaste because he was the kind sucker who lent innerathlete his. And of course, it would be HnsmKansan who would give Sedative not only toothpaste, but a fresh set of towels, a new unopened toothbrush, and the shirt off his back, all the while warning the innocent kid not to hang out with ShawnTX, the guy at the end of the hall who's out all night long, living up the part life in WeHo, Miami Beach, and Fire Island alternate nights. He and ITjock would be the two residents we saw the least, though IT would occasionally invite us all up for cocktails on the yacht. TigerTim would be the strapping intellectual upstairs whose lights would be on long into the night after the rest of the neighborhood was asleep (and ShawnTX was out and about), deeply absorbed in Camus. In the mornings, he often has tea with SurrealLife and debate the philosophical origins of the universe with Fastprof before going running with joggerva, activeandfit, and gwgtrunks.

***...and whoa, I just looked down the thread and realized there are many, many more residents I've not yet covered but wish to keep included. I'm sleepy and need to go chase butterflies in my dreams. Somebody take over for me here.***
spinningguy Posts: 137
Aug 01, 2008 6:20 AM GMT
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Caslon5000 said


Spinningguy, doesnt care about Caslon...I got pushed to the gutter so fast the other night!


I would respond to this but I have not reached 1000 posts yet!

Aryun said


One other thing to look out for:

The evil, critical Spelling Police. They'll attack you when you're sleeping and completely derail a topic because it's more important to correct spelling and grammar than to let you get your point across. And! heven help u if you coreckt them.

Im so afrade of them that I youshually chek werds on Google.


I am fu*ked I can't spell worth siht.

Zdrew said


Forget the RJ cruise - imagine the horrors of an RJ condo block.


Sweet I am so moving in... but I would prefer if my character was the ditzy roller skating waitress from the Eager Beaver.
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Aug 01, 2008 6:25 AM GMT
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mnjock2003 saidLooks like he is doing great without us..
(He needs money for protein powder so that is why he is wearing manties, but otherwise he looks good.)


OMG! I was laughing and throwing up at the same time!
zdrew Posts: 1978
Aug 01, 2008 6:32 AM GMT
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Actually, spinningguy, the sometimes-departed ZimPlus - once Zimster, neé Zimatar (did I spell it right this time, Seddy?) - has dibs on the roller skates. You can roller blade through the nearby park with me, though. It will be fun - we'll careen wildly around, getting cursed by Caslon, crashing into HighVotageGuy, VinBaltimore, brady527, JockBoyTroy, OMGBrad, and muchmorethanmuscle's impromptu football game, interrupting dancerjack's and mnjock2003's moments of quiet meditation, ruining eb925guy's concentration as he sits on a park bench reading, nearly running down Maverick and earning the annoyed glare of NNJfitandbi as he tries to carry on a phone conversation while madly f