Sexy man at gym smiles at me every morning

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    Jul 30, 2008 6:19 AM GMT
    What does this mean? He makes a point of giving me a smile in the morning at my gym.

    The gym is gay gay gay by the way. It's like gay gay gay ugly gay gay female gay.

    I just happened to come across his profile on Gaydar so I know he is also gay gay gay.

    What shall I do? I'm off on holiday tomorrow so it'll keep til I get back I spose. Stay tuned.
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    Jul 30, 2008 6:51 AM GMT
    redheadguy saidWhat does this mean? He makes a point of giving me a smile in the morning at my gym.

    The gym is gay gay gay by the way. It's like gay gay gay ugly gay gay female gay.

    I just happened to come across his profile on Gaydar so I know he is also gay gay gay.

    What shall I do? I'm off on holiday tomorrow so it'll keep til I get back I spose. Stay tuned.
    Maybe you're on his whoredar!icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 30, 2008 7:50 AM GMT
    redheadguy saidWhat does this mean? He makes a point of giving me a smile in the morning at my gym.

    The gym is gay gay gay by the way. It's like gay gay gay ugly gay gay female gay.

    I just happened to come across his profile on Gaydar so I know he is also gay gay gay.

    What shall I do? I'm off on holiday tomorrow so it'll keep til I get back I spose. Stay tuned.


    Do what you usually do. Shag him.
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    Jul 30, 2008 7:54 AM GMT
    why dont you make a GAY GAY GAY GAY smile back at him??
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    Jul 30, 2008 8:07 AM GMT
    This isn't one of those guys you have been teasing for 12 years is it?
  • GQjock

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    Jul 30, 2008 10:28 AM GMT
    He's cute
    He works out in a "gay" gym
    He has a profile on Gaydar
    and he smiles at you every morning?

    icon_rolleyes.gif Does opportunity need a doorbell?
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    Jul 30, 2008 10:30 AM GMT
    Uh, does he work at the reception desk?
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    Jul 30, 2008 10:37 AM GMT
    I think he's either a Mormon, an Amway salesperson, a Jehovah's Witness, someone from the Inland Revenue, or a cleverly disguised terrorist.

    My suggestion is that you tackle him, put your boot on his throat, and demand an explanation. If you don't get what you want subject him to a rancid hotdog (reference to your other post).

    Hope that proves helpful,

    Terry
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    Jul 30, 2008 10:46 AM GMT
    Terry only identified half the danger. These symptoms are clearly indicative of an Amway Scientologist.

    Please chop him up into little bits and dispose of carefully. California declares this type of debris as a biohazard.

    And speaking of which...

    When I get on the bus, the bus driver smiles at me. What does this mean? Should I smote her in some way?
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    Jul 30, 2008 10:57 AM GMT
    GQjock saidHe's cute
    He works out in a "gay" gym
    He has a profile on Gaydar
    and he smiles at you every morning?

    icon_rolleyes.gif Does opportunity need a doorbell?


    Sounds more like it needs a Klaxon in this case...
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    Jul 30, 2008 12:13 PM GMT
    He's cute. He is obviously gay and he smiles at you every morning? Stop going to that gym. Run the other direction. Tell him that you are sooooo straight! But whatever you do - Don't, at any time return the smile, say Hello, ask him how his day was, or make any kind of welcoming friendly gesture. After all- He's cute, gay and he smiles at you. This could only be a recipe for disaster. I could see it now. He smiles at you- you say something witty and charming. He asks if you want to get together some time. You say o.k. and before you know it you're both humping like rabbits. Definately don't want to go down That Road! Right?
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    Jul 30, 2008 12:45 PM GMT
    Tell him you are going on Holiday and you have a spare Ticket?
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    Jul 30, 2008 1:30 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidWhat does this mean? He makes a point of giving me a smile in the morning at my gym.

    The gym is gay gay gay by the way. It's like gay gay gay ugly gay gay female gay.

    I just happened to come across his profile on Gaydar so I know he is also gay gay gay.

    What shall I do? I'm off on holiday tomorrow so it'll keep til I get back I spose. Stay tuned.


    Smile back and say good morning. Then let nature take its course. I mean, there's a reason he's smiling. He likes what he sees. Just be you and I'm sure he'll be friendlier.
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    Jul 30, 2008 2:47 PM GMT
    iguanaSF saidTerry only identified half the danger. These symptoms are clearly indicative of an Amway Scientologist.

    Please chop him up into little bits and dispose of carefully. California declares this type of debris as a biohazard.

    And speaking of which...

    When I get on the bus, the bus driver smiles at me. What does this mean? Should I smote her in some way?


    A BUS DRIVER SCIENTOLOGIST!

    By all means, bomb the bus!
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    Jul 30, 2008 3:10 PM GMT
    Hoodiestud saidwhy dont you make a GAY GAY GAY GAY smile back at him??


    This made me smile!

    So I would say...smile back and have a chat with him!
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    Jul 30, 2008 3:12 PM GMT
    OMG!! Settle down and just say g'morning one day and get it over with!!! What do you SERIOUSLY have to loose?!?!?
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    Jul 30, 2008 3:22 PM GMT
    Does he have all his teeth? Maybe get close and see if he has bad breath? There has to be a quick reason why you cannot ask him out...what to do if you cannot sabotage it right away? Would you actually go on a date with him?icon_rolleyes.gif

    Maybe he has a hairy back anyways. icon_razz.gif

  • rnch

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    Jul 31, 2008 2:27 PM GMT
    what are you waiting for? make the next move.
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    Jul 31, 2008 2:35 PM GMT
    you just need some alone time between the sheets lol

    GO FOR ITicon_lol.gificon_redface.gif
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    Jul 31, 2008 2:41 PM GMT
    Did it ever cross your mind to say....hmmm I don't know HI! It's a little thing we do when we want to meet someone...geeze! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 31, 2008 3:01 PM GMT
    Man! Talk to him! Remember my whole semester-long thing a few months ago? He smiled at me too!!


    LOL Good luck and PLEASE let us know!
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    Jul 31, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
    ursamajor saidMy suggestion is that you tackle him, put your boot on his throat, and demand an explanation.


    I'm beginning to see a pattern in your posts ursa....

    ....and I LOVE IT!

    redheadguy - You'll never know what this means until you take a chance. Good luck!
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    Jul 31, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
    I'm with the rest, say hello but be sure to drag us along like Trocks did, we love a good LONG story!!
  • auryn

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    Jul 31, 2008 4:12 PM GMT
    It means he wants "to do you hard and sloppy, the Johnny Gan way".

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLnykxTQ9k
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    Jul 31, 2008 4:38 PM GMT
    Accidentally drop your keys in front of him. Bend over to pick them up while looking up at him and smiling.