Why do fat people like donuts?

  • Musicman91

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    Jun 20, 2012 7:12 AM GMT
    What's wrong with muffins?
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:18 AM GMT
    mmmmmmmmmmm donuts....
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:20 AM GMT
    i have a real sweet tooth but donuts disgust me

    now muffins *homer simpson drool*
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:23 AM GMT
    serious answer... fun answer?

    how about fun answer.

    Donuts are fucking tastier.

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    Jun 20, 2012 7:24 AM GMT


    real men eat donuts
  • Musicman91

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    Jun 20, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
    Ehhh gimme a warm chocolate chip or blueberry muffin over a donut anyday,

    But if we're really going buckwild add cookies and pancakes to the mix.
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    Jun 20, 2012 8:17 AM GMT
    If you pick muffins over the d's, that means you have no soul
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    Jun 20, 2012 3:15 PM GMT
    I would definitely be down with some Krispy Kreme ^.^
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    Jun 20, 2012 3:17 PM GMT
    Haha, if I remember correctly, muffins are actually quite a bit worse than donuts. A plain, glazed donut isn't going to do as much damage as the typical muffin.

    Nevertheless, I prefer muffins to donuts. Once in a blue moon I'll indulge on a yummy blueberry or chocolate chip muffin. I find donuts rather boring regardless of the glaze.
  • allatonce

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    Jun 20, 2012 3:33 PM GMT
    Y'all need to try boston cream or apple fritters from tim hortons. It's because you have crappy American donut chains that you don't like donuts. Though once I DID see a burger where the buns were krispy kreme donuts that did intrigue me. If I ate it I would probably have a heart attack shortly after, but it would be a delicious heart attack.
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    Jun 20, 2012 3:33 PM GMT
    ughhhhh is there ANYONE who can turn down a donut?? Donuts are AMAZING!!
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    Jun 20, 2012 3:36 PM GMT
    donuts > muffins

    Although

    Oreos > YOUR SOUL


    Fat people like fat people food. Muffins are old man food, donuts are fat man food.
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    Jun 20, 2012 5:08 PM GMT
    MusicMan91 saidWhy do fat people like donuts?

    There's an "American Pie" type joke in here somewhere, but I'll leave it to the more qualified.
  • FriscoJansen

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    Jun 20, 2012 5:11 PM GMT
    Now you're talkin'. Blueberry muffins much preferred with OJ from Bagelnosh! & their OJ is to die for.
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    Jun 20, 2012 5:14 PM GMT
    I love an apple fritter and chocolate danish from Tim Hortons a lot.
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Dj1990 saidIf you pick muffins over the d's, that means you have no soul

    Well there ya go, DJ, making the OP's case.

    The correct answer is they're both effin' awful for you....Jesus....muffins....might as well eat donuts.


    Ah Lucifer. Hast thou deceived thyself that thy mask is not seen by me?
    Thy strikes in these end times have surely increased, yet in mine soul they have lost effect. Thou shalt boweth before the Lord. Thy satanic ignorance has prevented thee from understanding.....rebelling against the Lord is for dummies. Hahaha

    Now get out of here, you little slut. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 20, 2012 7:17 PM GMT
    I'll just have a Tic Tac, thank you.
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidI'll just have a Tic Tac, thank you.


    A whole one? Someone's not watching their figure icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    Because donuts are DEEP FRIED. icon_wink.gif
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 20, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Hothouse saidI'll just have a Tic Tac, thank you.


    A whole one? Someone's not watching their figure icon_rolleyes.gif


    It's my "cheat" day!
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    Jun 20, 2012 7:41 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Dj1990 said
    yourname2000 said
    Dj1990 saidIf you pick muffins over the d's, that means you have no soul

    Well there ya go, DJ, making the OP's case.

    The correct answer is they're both effin' awful for you....Jesus....muffins....might as well eat donuts.


    Ah Lucifer. Hast thou deceived thyself that thy mask is not seen by me?
    Thy strikes in these end times have surely increased, yet in mine soul they have lost effect. Thou shalt boweth before the Lord. Thy satanic ignorance has prevented thee from understanding.....rebelling against the Lord is for dummies. Hahaha

    Now get out of here, you little slut. icon_rolleyes.gif

    2+hug-,not-drugs.gif


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    Jun 20, 2012 7:46 PM GMT
    Donuts are like the alternative to potato chips and sodas for breakfast for some people.
  • allatonce

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    Jun 20, 2012 8:44 PM GMT
    Also, not to get to philosophical, but do fat people like donuts or are people that like donuts fat???