Meeting online guys who subtract 15 years and add 2 inches.

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    Jun 21, 2012 4:11 PM GMT
    Discuss.
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    Jun 21, 2012 5:24 PM GMT
    Earlier this year I talked with a guy who subtracted 18 years from his age and added 3 inches to his cock, lol. Actually, the age bust was pretty funny. He listed his age as 41 on his profile. At one point he gave me the link to his Facebook page. Surely enough, I googled his name right away. Found out through some marathons he participated in that his birth year was 1953 on the registrations, making him 59. I called him out on it. Needless to say he was pretty embarrassed how easily I found that out, but hey, silly him for giving me his name.
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    Jun 21, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    If someone lied to me about their age, I would tell them to fuck off and never speak to them again. The dick size isn't too annoying as I'm a top.
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    Jun 21, 2012 5:30 PM GMT
    At this point I just assume most older guys are lying about their age by at least a few years until proven otherwise. And of course whenever you talk to them about it, you get that same bullshit excuse, "you'll do the same thing when you reach my age" blah blah blah. Meh, whatever icon_rolleyes.gif
  • JJ_Atoli

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    Jun 21, 2012 5:38 PM GMT
    I'm running into the opposite a lot. Younger guys (children actually) signing up for gay dating sites and chatrooms claiming to be of age and actually being minors.
    It's scary! I don't wanna be a creeper...not even by accident. There should be stricter verification than just "check box if you're eighteen years of age or older...but you gotta promise that you're really eighteen! And if you aren't we take no responsibility!" lol
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    Jun 21, 2012 5:42 PM GMT
    Both seem easily provable, so it seems retarded to lie. Then again, liars lie.
  • Just_Tim

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    Jun 21, 2012 6:13 PM GMT
    I couldn't pull off that kind of con. There's not a lot of interest in 11 year olds...
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    Jun 21, 2012 6:55 PM GMT
    I've never understood misrepresentation, if anything I would rather they were pleasantly surprised which they usually are, I don't photograph well so the first thing they say is "wow, way better in person." I do have friends who actively shave a decade like it's a "given" and people expect it. Dorks.

    I had a guy who shaved 17 years once, when I met him in person, he looked like he had a horrid sunburn, skin all red and shiny. He was a nice guy and all at first, we had a great time , there were some strange moments that hit me long after the fact. I met him in Michigan, we dated a few months whille he was there, then he asked me to fly out to LA to spend 10 days with him.

    We had been at dinner in Weho, and there was an older gay couple seated across from us, one of whom had the "Burt Reynolds" face lift goin on, the other had the most horrid hair plugs I have ever seen. They had both been botoxed and had facial filler to the extent as they spoke there was no expression.. it was unsettling.

    When they were done, they stopped and said hello to my date, who introduced them, they were both looking me up and down like I was a steak, one says "I have to do this!" he reaches down my shirt clutching my pecs pinching my nipples - I looked at my date like "seriously?" He was cutting his eyes, I looked at the guy and said "Are you done? I charge for anything beyond 15 seconds. "He said yeah I figured - how much" At that point my date told him to go find his own boy toy. My eyes popped, Boy toy? Huh? I was 48 at the time.

    On the ride home I was raving on about how ridiculous the guys cosmetic work looked, and when did I become a boy toy? He pulled into Starbucks rather miffed, I had hit a nerve. We sat down with our drinks, he sheepishly slid his drivers license across the table.. he was 65. He said "I've had work done - hell who hasn't. I didn't like lying to you, but I was afraid you wouldn't consider me if you knew.

    I was pretty embarrassed, having lit on his friends so badly, but reassured him I found him attractive, and would likely still have said yes. We had a good date, and went back to his place, his body was pretty amazing at 65.

    Things got weird after that though. His so called regular attendance at the gym - well I worked out and he sat around in the waiting room talking to his buddies, while they all watched me work out, cackling like a bunch of old hens. This went on every day, younger guys chatting me up on the weight benches, glancing over at him watching every move I made.

    Dinner parties with his friends was a trip. They were all on the wagon, and the conversations were mostly over medical maladies, The latest in concealers and tripe from MAC, and other issues having to do with the good old days. A few arrived with escorts, it got pretty surreal for me. I got dragged around to everyone he knew, knowing everyone there thought I was an escort. I got groped by damn near every one of them, one actually licked my cheek. They all started getting naked to get into the hot tub.. I looked at him and said this is not ok, we need to go. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

    By day three, I noticed his morning ritual went on for more than 2 hours, and every towel in the bathroom when he was done had makeup on it, along with the sink. He forgot his "man bag" one morning and came out to grab it, his face looked like raw meat, and the scars in front of his ears were purple. As were the ones above and below his eyes.

    The distance grew over that ten days to where we barely spoke. Outside the initial physical attraction, the conversation and connection we shared at first seemed to have dried up. I spent most days on the rooftop at the pool, or at the gym. I knew a few other guys down in Weho, I should have just called and got the hell out of there and tried to save what was left of my vacation. But I couldn't be that rude. I left there still friends with him, but any romance was long since gone. The sad part was, I looked at his pictures scattered around the condo, he was very handsome before all the surgery, they ruined his face. I would have much preferred his old one.

    I saw him again just before I moved from Michigan, he was up taking care of his Father's estate. Now botoxed to the point that all facial expression was gone, his face looked like a mask, and he had plumped his lips to the point they looked painful. His once bedroom eyes looked like beady remnants. We had a nice chat, but no part of him attracted me. That made me sad.

    I'll go gracefully. Keep up on my body and take care of my skin, but unless the cosmetic surgery world gets much better at what they do, they will never touch my face for sure. As for shaving years - no point. If they can't deal its cool I get it. But I am not into embarrassing moments, I take pride in who I am, as I am - digits and all.

  • TheBizMan

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    Jun 21, 2012 7:21 PM GMT
    Eh.. this has happened to me more than once.
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    Jun 21, 2012 7:56 PM GMT
    Every guy who says they know how big their dick is are mostly lying. I don't have a clue how big or small I am so I just go with its decent. As far as someone saying they are 15 years younger than what they are and people believing it, doesn't say much for those guys. If you can't tell someone is nearly two decades older than they claim means someone is not really paying attention.
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    With how most guys boast you'd think 8 was the average dick size and not under 6 ;P
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:04 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidAt this point I just assume most older guys are lying about their age by at least a few years until proven otherwise. And of course whenever you talk to them about it, you get that same bullshit excuse, "you'll do the same thing when you reach my age" blah blah blah. Meh, whatever icon_rolleyes.gif


    Sigh. My real age is 51 but when I turned 50, after a brief foray in that decade on the hook-up sites, I reverted to 49 and have stayed there. This has been a topic before, I may even have posted a thread. Yes, I feel a little guilty. But only a little - I'll change it when I can't reasonably get away with it any more.

    Almost every other guy I've met online who is around (or claims to be around) my own age has fibbed by a lot more. I never really rely on age as accurate anymore. It is what it is.
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:05 PM GMT
    Best rule of thumb for me is: don't meet guys online! Especially knowing most of them are looking for sex. I don't care how good looking the guy is, the fact that they are online desperate to fulfill a fantasy that somehow can't be handled with one or two local guys down at the local bar just turns me off entirely. I have much more respect for the guy who is often unnoticed for whatever reason, yet desires a bit of philosophizing to strengthen the intellect. Let the others fall head over heals for fantasies then get all butthurt when none of them come through and all they get out of them are a pack of lies... I mean, what the hell do you expect?icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:05 PM GMT
    Well at least it wasn't a guy who added 2 years and subtracted 15 inches.

    Eeeep!
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:10 PM GMT
    meninlove said Well at least it wasn't a guy who added 2 years and subtracted 15 inches.

    Eeeep!


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  • Hothouse

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    Jun 21, 2012 8:13 PM GMT
    I like to add 15 years and subtract a couple inches - that way, if I meet a guy I end up looking WAY better than they expected!
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
    pocketnico said
    meninlove said Well at least it wasn't a guy who added 2 years and subtracted 15 inches.

    Eeeep!


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    Heheh, interesting visual, isn't it? icon_eek.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    NoNoNoYes saidI've never understood misrepresentation, if anything I would rather they were pleasantly surprised which they usually are, I don't photograph well so the first thing they say is "wow, way better in person."

    .........

    Dinner parties with his friends was a trip. They were all on the wagon, and the conversations were mostly over medical maladies, The latest in concealers and tripe from MAC, and other issues having to do with the good old days. A few arrived with escorts, it got pretty surreal for me. I got dragged around to everyone he knew, knowing everyone there thought I was an escort. I got groped by damn near every one of them, one actually licked my cheek. They all started getting naked to get into the hot tub.. I looked at him and said this is not ok, we need to go. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.



    1) I have the same issue, I don't photograph well to save my life. it's weird because I can take a picture and look in the mirror and see two completely different images. i think it has to do with the way light hits my face or something.
    2) this was a really depressing story but damn, you put up with more than I would have. these old freaks sound completely disrespectful. nothing worse than being treated like a bag of meat icon_sad.gif

    I'm 20 so I don't lie to make myself seem younger (I'm also a college student so it'd be weird if I pretended to be older, I'd had to make up a pretend career or something...). I also don't meet people off the internet that much but I try to be open minded about age - one or two times that has meant sitting in a coffee shop or restaurant across from a guy who photoshopped from crow's feet out of his photos and looks more like my uncle than a date. pretty damn weird
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    If you determined his dick measurement was a lie, I guess the age lie got him the in he was looking for. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:24 PM GMT
    if he doesnt look the 15 years he took off, then props to him lol.
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 21, 2012 8:30 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidI have to admit I've seen some profiles on here where I look at the age and then the picture and I'm like "Bitch, please."


    You actually look at the profiles?...Bitch, please.
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:32 PM GMT
    I care so little about hiding my age that I actually jump the gun a few months each year, and make my "official" birthday on January 1st, and that's what's plugged into my RJ account. (BTW, I am really 63 now). It makes for a great party, and everybody turns out for it! We even have fireworks!

    So I have my actual birthday and my official one, just like Queen Elizabeth II does. I figure what's good enough for the Queen of England is good enough for the queen of Wilton Manors. icon_biggrin.gif
  • sloughwest

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    Jun 21, 2012 8:40 PM GMT
    I hereby promise that I am really old....
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    and I know I look older but I am only 41

    ....


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    Jun 21, 2012 8:42 PM GMT
    I don't talk to anyone until they've presented notarized medical copies of their Age/Height/Weight and W-2 forms for the past 5 years.
  • Montague

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    Jun 21, 2012 8:54 PM GMT
    I subtract 20 years, I'm really 43.. I just look good for my age. Must be the family genes... icon_redface.gif