"If I was your boyfriend"

  • MikemikeMike

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    Jun 21, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
    Hate this song and beiber sucks too.

    Here is a game I took from another site.
    Get out your rhyming skills...

    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd raise up a glass
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd stick it in your ass

    If I was your boyfriend
    I kiss you on da lips
    If I was your boyfriend
    you'd beg me to pump my hips

    You get the idea- add to this or start a song of your own and the thread will grow. icon_lol.gif
    your turn
    if I was your boyfriend.........
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    Jun 21, 2012 5:25 PM GMT
    What's with all the Bieber hate. I don't like him either, but I don't bitch about it.


    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd fuck you like my bitch
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd make you suck my dick

    If I was your boyfriend
    I wouldn't treat you sweet
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd kill you while you sleep
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    Jun 21, 2012 7:02 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2012 7:07 PM GMT
    Isn't it supposed to be 'If I WERE your boyfriend' ?
  • JJ_Atoli

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    Jun 21, 2012 7:09 PM GMT
    I like that song by Bieber. icon_neutral.gif
    Me and my friends are working on a strip-tease routine to go with it any everything. >self-conscious
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    Jun 21, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    divvy198509 saidIsn't it supposed to be 'If I WERE your boyfriend' ?

    Supposed to be, but these are rap lyrics, not a demonstration of proper grammar.
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    Jun 21, 2012 7:41 PM GMT
    So, we do 2 or 3 verses, without the hooks? OK, as close to the original lyrics & beat as I could keep it, with a gangsta tilt.


    If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you breathe
    I can take you places you never wanna go
    Baby take a chance or you never will believe
    I got muscles in my hands that I really like to show

    If I was your boyfriend, never let you free
    Keep you on my arm boy, you’d never get away
    I can be a criminal, anything you flee
    If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you free, I’d never let you free

    Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you can
    I could be your bad nightmare chase across the room
    You don’t never wanna look yeah, even if you ran
    Imma make you come back cause you’re goin’ to your doom
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    Jun 21, 2012 7:51 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said612012144014ifiwasyourboyfriend.gif


    baby, when you talk like that, you make me all tingly in my naughty places....icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    Profile saidWhat's with all the Bieber hate. I don't like him either, but I don't bitch about it.


    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd fuck you like my bitch
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd make you suck my dick

    If I was your boyfriend
    I wouldn't treat you sweet
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd kill you while you sleep


    this... and he CANT sing...!!! icon_twisted.gif
  • BIG_N_TALL

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    Jun 21, 2012 8:18 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said612012144014ifiwasyourboyfriend.gif


    lol!
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:18 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:33 PM GMT
    my problem with bieber is that he was discovered on Youtube and frankly, in grand scheme of youtube unknowns, he really isn't that talented. Music today is more about look and fan base than it is about actually producing art, especially in the teen pop segment. How much do you want to bet that ten years from now (or sooner) its going to come out that his dating Selena was set up by Disney for publicity's sake?
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    Jun 21, 2012 8:41 PM GMT
    divvy198509 saidIsn't it supposed to be 'If I WERE your boyfriend' ?


    This. The subjunctive is such an abused part of grammar.
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:21 PM GMT
    Shawnathan said
    Profile saidWhat's with all the Bieber hate. I don't like him either, but I don't bitch about it.


    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd fuck you like my bitch
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd make you suck my dick

    If I was your boyfriend
    I wouldn't treat you sweet
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd kill you while you sleep



    Luka??


    Long time no see.
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:22 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:23 PM GMT
    The kid is a selfish prick. He came to my school for a charity event cause family donated an absurd amount of money to him and my friends were backstage working the event and they all quoted him saying the exact same thing:

    "Let's get this done and over with" & "Let's get the f*** out of here"

    Even on stage he wanted to leave. I was there cause I was meeting with the publicist and since I was on the government at my school I had to go. I thought he was going to talk about the charity cause before the head of the charity was talking about why he started it, how Bieber is involved and so on. Justin then gets on stage for 4 minutes and talks about crap, nothing about the charity.

    Everyone was furious. The press down here criticized him.

    At least I heard Selena was very patient and polite icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:45 PM GMT
    Such unbridled hatred for the Beiber. I LOVE IT!!!
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    Jun 21, 2012 11:24 PM GMT
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd treat you like no other.
    If I was your boyfriend
    I'd cheat on you with your brother.
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    Jun 21, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    JoyfullyRandom said
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    HAHAHAHA!!!! icon_lol.gif
  • tigrisblue

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    Jun 21, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    principal0 said
    divvy198509 saidIsn't it supposed to be 'If I WERE your boyfriend' ?


    This. The subjunctive is such an abused part of grammar.


    Eh. A great many linguists would disagree. There's a huge difference between spoken English (which changes frequently) and written English (which changes very little).

    Momentarily derailing the thread...

    Most prescriptive grammar textbooks etc. are concerned with written English, which is infinitely more easy to teach and deconstruct, since most English-speaking countries use similar standards (as demanded by print; see early printed books for an illustration of what happens when everyone spells things differently; it was a mess). But, there's a reason there are different English styles of writing (like Chicago or AP; various dictionaries; etc.)--English has no language regulation to set universal spelling or grammar standards, unlike the French or Germans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_language_regulators).

    However, writing is less prone to change because the words are fixed and physically captured. Not so with spoken English, which has an abundance of unique and colorful dialects (several of which are endangered of becoming extinct) that have their own subsets of grammar, none of which are "incorrect" in the context within which they are spoken.

    For example:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_Vernacular_English

    or

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_American_English

    I believe in either dialect, it is perfectly acceptable to use "was" instead of "were". The same is likely true in Appalachian English, most of the varieties of at least the Atlantic maritime American dialects (like NC's Ocracoke or MD's Smith Island), and so on.

    Given that Rap/R&B/etc. are derivatives of AAVE, it follows that they'd be generally influenced by the dialect's grammar as well.

    ... Derailing over.

    That said, I'm not a fan of Beiber's lyrics, mostly because I don't really identify with the intended demographic. The actual music's decent.
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    Jun 21, 2012 11:34 PM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 saidmy problem with bieber is that he was discovered on Youtube and frankly, in grand scheme of youtube unknowns, he really isn't that talented. Music today is more about look and fan base than it is about actually producing art, especially in the teen pop segment. How much do you want to bet that ten years from now (or sooner) its going to come out that his dating Selena was set up by Disney for publicity's sake?

    Music today? Pop music and art? Disney setting up dates? Where is all this coming from?
    Bieber is just a nice Jewish boy from Hell who happened to be singing in YouTube land when a nice lady found him and made him a star. It really is that simple.
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    Jun 22, 2012 12:23 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    divvy198509 saidIsn't it supposed to be 'If I WERE your boyfriend' ?

    Supposed to be, but these are rap lyrics, not a demonstration of proper grammar.


    Justin Beiber raps???

    I mean, its not like it changes the songs pentameter by using the correct 'were' instead of 'was'. Might as well make it correct english.
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    Jun 22, 2012 12:24 AM GMT
    he is gay
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    Jun 22, 2012 12:24 AM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidIf I were your boyfriend I'd teach you how to fucking rhyme properly.


    YES!!!! Someone knows how to speak English!!!
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    Jun 22, 2012 12:27 AM GMT
    principal0 said
    divvy198509 saidIsn't it supposed to be 'If I WERE your boyfriend' ?


    This. The subjunctive is such an abused part of grammar.


    I have to admit, here in the UK too, we never really get taught how to use the subjunctive. It wasn't until I learnt spanish (in which it needs to be used properly or the sentence makes no sense) that I learnt what it was and then realised that we actually do have it in English too, it's just that the majority of out indicative and subjunctive words are the same so we don't notice when we are talking in subjuntive or indicative form.