(LOL) China news confuses rubber vagina/anus for special mushroom

  • Steven791

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    Jun 21, 2012 10:50 PM GMT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E&feature=player_embedded
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:54 PM GMT
    Wow, wont they be surprised when they follow up and realize its a J/O sleeve hahaha..
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:58 PM GMT
    i've been looking for the follow up but can't find it yet haha
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:59 PM GMT
    I would be surprised if you did, especially if they found out what they were playing with.
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    Jun 21, 2012 10:59 PM GMT
    Thats one of the funniest things iv seen in a while icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    Alas, being a chinese myself. I can't help but feel a bit embarassed. But in Chinese culture, anything related to talking about sex openly is considered a taboo, even if we're one of the largest country in the world. So no wonder no one knows what a sex toy looks like.
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    bwahahahaha, so dumb....
    seriously?

    they're talking about emperors and how they used it and shit? lmao, it's a fucking pocket pussy lololol

    it almost make them loook primitive and beyond dumb. gettin the village elder involved and shit. lol omg i. died.
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:42 AM GMT
    How did it get down to such a deep level?
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    haha wow.

    And all we here about here in the US is the "rise of China" lol
    they appear to be imbeciles.
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    And Asians wonder why white guy no talk to them.

    *runs out of thread* icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    Steduo saidAlas, being a chinese myself. I can't help but feel a bit embarassed. But in Chinese culture, anything related to talking about sex openly is considered a taboo, even if we're one of the largest country in the world. So no wonder no one knows what a sex toy looks like.


    Probably talking about it, but not practising it... or so it seems...
  • Steven791

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    Jun 22, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidHow did it get down to such a deep level?

    That's what I was wondering
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    Jun 22, 2012 2:54 AM GMT
    I thought china mass produces them and exports them icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Steven791 said
    Art_Deco saidHow did it get down to such a deep level?

    That's what I was wondering

    I doubt it was really buried that deep. Maybe someone slipped it down the shaft at night (no pun there).
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    Jun 22, 2012 4:18 AM GMT
    To all you dumbasses bashing China, L2read the description...

    Xi'an Up Close 《西安零距离》, an investigative journalism programme which airs on Xi'an TV, has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on June 17 on a "mystery mushroom" which was discovered by villagers in a rural part of the city.

    In other words, these villagers are the Chinese version of stereotypical dumbass hicks. Still hella funny video though icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidHow did it get down to such a deep level?
    Taking into consideration the stereotype dick size of Asians, this could easily be taken as an insult. icon_lol.gif

    BTW, the longest dick I ever saw IRL was a 9.5" on a recently-transplanted Chinese guy. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    Idc about the vaginal wound part, but the anus looked like it constricted after being taken out of the water. They're so impoverished to be ignorant of such sexual human delights... kind of envy the poor. They're not trapped. Sitting at the computer, wanting more of whatever they've already got.icon_confused.gificon_redface.gificon_sad.gif I haz a sad.
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    Jun 22, 2012 5:29 AM GMT
    I just don't understand this insanity with Chinese American, or Chinese Western thinking, guys. It's like they are seeking their own destruction from those who desire to destroy them. (the boy was just cut to pieces by this very thing these particular Chinese people are seeking. But actually, now that I'm thinking about it, the other people might need to be a little worried, lol). Thank god for my African American great grandmother who taught me, as a little boy, and she was born at the end of the American period of slavery. I know that sounds crazy to most people here, and you have no idea what I'm talking about, but just trust me as a young black African American male growing up in this western world of white people, hahaha, the things that old woman taught me were good and wise things about people, lol. But I'm the crazy one in this world we live in!
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:00 AM GMT
    JoyfullyRandom saidkind of envy the poor.


    I don't icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:06 AM GMT
    The shit they come up with to stick in them...
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:14 AM GMT
    Lol i couldn't stop laughing while watching the video. My sister asked what i was watching and i just said The Onion.
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    JoyfullyRandom saidkind of envy the poor.


    I don't icon_biggrin.gif
    Yeah... you get to live in the contrast... I'm far removed from that... and remember visiting my grandma's old pueblo en Mexico. Never seen so many people so happy to be, then, without modern conveniences and be happier in their day to day living, and not damning life as they knew it. They didn't know about a lot of modern conveniences at the time... and they didn't seem burdened cause of it. Somehow, seeing how much stress people, and me, go through for convenient stupid little things boggles my mind. The best I can do to get back to that is live by less is more, and do most things myself/from scratch. Sigh* Sorry for the ear full.icon_confused.gificon_confused.gificon_confused.gif
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
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    Ariodante said
    JoyfullyRandom saidkind of envy the poor.


    I don't icon_biggrin.gif
    Yeah... you get to live in the contrast... I'm far removed from that... and remember visiting my grandma's old pueblo en Mexico. Never seen so many people so happy to be, then, without modern conveniences and be happier in their day to day living, and not damning life as they knew it. They didn't know about a lot of modern conveniences at the time... and they didn't seem burdened cause of it. Somehow, seeing how much stress people, and me, go through for convenient stupid little things boggles my mind. The best I can do to get back to that is live by less is more, and do most things myself/from scratch. Sigh* Sorry for the ear full.icon_confused.gificon_confused.gificon_confused.gif


    I was thinking about this subject the other day. It's strange and disconcerting, and very different than growing up somewhere such as the US. It's disconcerting because in Mexico you have extremely poor people mixed in every day life with middle class and upper class. Extremely wealthy people grow up interacting with extremely poor people on a daily basis, if just because they bought a newspaper from them on the street or had their shoes shined by them. There are two sides of the coin here. On one side they grow up realizing the reality of the world is that some people have a lot, and some have little to nothing. On the other end both sides become immune to the other and neither sees any problem in the others' existence. As opposed to someone who grows up well off in a community of well off people and then one days visits an extremely poor country and they go HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BUCKET OF COLD WATER TO MY FACE! Which may be better than to coexist daily with the extremely poor to the degree where you kind of don't see them anymore.
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:54 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    JoyfullyRandom said
    Ariodante said
    JoyfullyRandom saidkind of envy the poor.


    I don't icon_biggrin.gif
    Yeah... you get to live in the contrast... I'm far removed from that... and remember visiting my grandma's old pueblo en Mexico. Never seen so many people so happy to be, then, without modern conveniences and be happier in their day to day living, and not damning life as they knew it. They didn't know about a lot of modern conveniences at the time... and they didn't seem burdened cause of it. Somehow, seeing how much stress people, and me, go through for convenient stupid little things boggles my mind. The best I can do to get back to that is live by less is more, and do most things myself/from scratch. Sigh* Sorry for the ear full.icon_confused.gificon_confused.gificon_confused.gif


    I was thinking about this subject the other day. It's strange and disconcerting, and very different than growing up somewhere such as the US. It's disconcerting because in Mexico you have extremely poor people mixed in every day life with middle class and upper class. Extremely wealthy people grow up interacting with extremely poor people on a daily basis, if just because they bought a newspaper from them on the street or had their shoes shined by them. There are two sides of the coin here. On one side they grow up realizing the reality of the world is that some people have a lot, and some have little to nothing. On the other end both sides become immune to the other and neither sees any problem in the others' existence. As opposed to someone who grows up well off in a community of well off people and then one days visits an extremely poor country and they go HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BUCKET OF COLD WATER TO MY FACE! Which may be better than to coexist daily with the extremely poor to the degree where you kind of don't see them anymore.


    Actually I admit that I really do not understand what you are talking about here, but I do know that when I lived in Mexico working at university for 9 months, that I love the Mexican people I met there and they made a wonderful impression upon me. I can not say the same, I admit, for when I returned to the United States and interacted....But I love my time in Mexico. They were wonderful people, and I met some not so good ones too while I was there, but I met more good ones than bad ones. As the time has passed, I'm beginning to think that I must have been living in a fantasy world or something when I compare Mexicans I met while living in Mexico to Mexican Americans. But I admit, I'm still trying to figure this out intellectually in my mind.
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    Jun 22, 2012 6:56 AM GMT
    It was funny but I do see there point.